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(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Space Invaders - glory days ! Though I was the guy carressing the pinball machine to within a micron of a tilt.

Upyerkilt, wish you well with the young'un. My youngest got a pink strat copy last Xmas. She wouldn't contemplate any assistance from me, so I used to listen to her crank up the amp. Then she got headphones and now plugs her cd's in to play along, so she's on her own.

She's sometimes on this site, so I'll really have embarrassed her with this. So to make it more excruciating - I mind the time in a Ballymena music store. She was standing there, dressed in black, in her skinny jeans, studded belt and Ramones T-shirt. The 60 year old assistant looks at her and says ( in a Ballymena accent that would rock a barn door at fifty paces ) "So are you a Roaaaaack Chick, then?" Oh, cringe, oh awfullness . . .

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(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

OK here's a chorus / middle 8. Trite, but there you go.

Whiskey bottles in the window,
Whiskey bottles in the hearth,
There's whiskey in this tall glass,
But I'm empty in my heart.


And a couple of verses. (I remembered the words of Turlough O'Carolan ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turlough_Carolan ), the great Irish Harper, on his death bed. He picked up the whiskey bottle and said " How could we great friends part without a kiss." )


I cried each time time I raised you to my lips,
How could we lovers part without a kiss?
You stung me with your spirit, amber cold,
Till I saw the truth behind the lies you told.

As I lay each bottle down upon the floor,
This sickness now I simply can't ignore.
Each empty lover that I lay aside
Screams at me I should take another bride.

I suppose I could get up and walk away,
Though its hard to hit that bitter road and stray,
I'll leave the past, and all it's empties too
And maybe I should do the same with you.

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(63 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I mentioned Johnny Joe's in Cushendall in a post above. For anyone in the UK you can see the place on Blas Ceoil on BBC I Player. The whole programme is recorded in the pub.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 … Episode_2/

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(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

The mighty, morphin' James Busch !

Now if they had called you Martin, that would have been very scary !

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(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I now know the whereabouts of the administrators !

They were all queuing up outside Ben and Gerry's for their free scoop of ice cream ( Check out - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree … sarahpalin )

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(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Mr Busch ( no relation I take it ?),

That is a seriously sacriligeous thing to do on this forum. I mean swearing is one thing - there are occasions when we can forgive the occasional lapse. But doing the dirty deed on a martin guitar is going too far!

Where are the Administrators when we need them to protect us from this kind of depraved desecration of a tone wood. They're probably thinking about who to vote for when they should be stamping out this sort of thing.     

"Down with this sort of thing !"

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(63 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

LesPaulGuy,

Those Poconos look like they need some serious checking out !

We have plenty of Timothys in Ireland - Not too many LesPaulGuys !

I'll bow to the superior knowledge of our Scottish friends, but I thought that Hogmanay in Edinburgh came with a serious health warning.

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(63 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Alvee,

Banbridge is, as we say, but a spit down the road. Your family must have sung this

http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/www.u … p;id=76674 .

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(63 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Seems to be a theme here of wild and windblown places. Northern Ireland isn't quite so high or red in tooth and claw as some of the places you mention. It is, however, relatively free of crowds once you get out of the cities. Three decades of trouble means we don't get the crowds that some parts of the Republic get (I hear that there was some consternation on the ring of Kerry down south last year as people in motorhomes have started using GPS to navigate. In Kerry the quick way is not the way to go - you have to follow the signs that the locals have put up otherwise it ends up in gridlock !).

Two places I love are less than an hour and a half from Belfast - Fermanagh and the Glens of Antrim.

Fermanagh has wonderful Lough Erne with hundreds of islands, the best fishing in Europe outside of Northern Sweden and thousands of years of history to discover. Here's a fishing map

http://www.fermanagh.gov.uk/index.cfm?w … ge_Key=334

If you look at the southern shore of the lower Lough you'll see a green area called Navar. Drive up there late on a summer evening and watch the sun dip red into the golden atlantic ( next stop New Foundland ?), You'll see the Hills of Donegal, the Erne flowing to the ocean, the Sligo Mountains and the Lough itself laid out like this map below you.

The Glens of Antrim is somewhere you are not allowed to visit. We already have sufficient tourist to this glorious landscape. Each of the Glens have their own story reaching back into pre-history, each of them is a jewel. See for yourself - http://www.northantrim.com/theglensofantrim.htm .
From Torr Head you can see Upyerkilt in Scotland and half the Hebrides including the Paps of Jura.

Somewhere you are not allow to visit under pain of a hangover is Johnny Joe's in Cushendall - wonderful real ( yes, real - not a phony-franchise ) Irish pub with sessions on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Check out the village - http://www.northantrim.com/cushendall.htm .

I could tell you how beautiful Layde Church is, but I won't ;

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hey Headcase,

Was that you wailing away the other night as I drove down the Castlereagh Road - or have my brakes gone again ?

Good to hear you're on the mend. I'm off to freeze in a caravan up the Antrim Coast this weekend. Guess I'll just have to make do with lots of Bushmills whiskey !

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The programme was very good. Not as broad as the first one - it was on electric guitar.

Started at the cross roads where RJ sold his soul.

There were clips of the first known film of a frying pan being played in a Hawaian Band, Indeed there was some interesting stuff on how Hawaian music influenced the blues. Apparently there was a Hawaian Music boom in the 20's.

Some good clips of Charlie Christian and Jimmy Reed ( playing his guitar like he really wanted to play it like a flat neck dobro).

Interviews with Scotty Moore and BB King ( with a different explanation on why he called Lucille Lucille).

Not sure i'm looking forward to the last programme so much. I'm a bit concerned about them trying to compete with Scorsese's film on British Blues.

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(19 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Yes, what makes an artist?

We actually have a court case in Belfast at the moment that is asking that very question. Michael Stone a Loyalist killer attacked Stormont Buildings - seat of the Northern Ireland Assembly - with a pistol and primed bomb. His court defence is that the attack was a piece of performance art !

The court service had to pay to fly in experts in performance art to give evidence ( Southpaw - did they ever get around to asking you ?). 

His "artwork" was caught on camera by the BBC  who were waiting in the lobby to film an interview with one of the Assembly Members.

You can view it here and decide for yourself. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7629417.stm

It's a good example of how to use a revolving door as an offensive weapon.

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Could be completely up-the-left ( Northern Irish for "wrong" ) here, but in Europe we can set TV sets to NTSC or PAL - it's on the Settings Control.

Would that not work in the States ?

Anyhoo - The programme's BBC website is at http://www.bbc.co.uk/musictv/guitars/ . There are some videos available.

It is on again on BBC4 at 11 pm GMT on Friday - again not sure if you can get that in the States.

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(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

"He was just trying to do a good thing for other contries and our own."

Sorry, but this analysis is very debatable and the vast majority of people in those other countries simply wouldn't agree with you. We're now watching our economies shaken to their foundations because Bush did nothing to stem the crazy sub-prime market and was happy to see the debt bundled and sold around the world. Bush was the piper playing his own tune through all of this - and ordinary decent families across  the world are the patsies who are picking up his tab. Who would want to be retiring from work in the next couple of years !

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

There's one section of the programme that I really related to. Yentob strolls past the guitar shops around Denmark St in London, just window shopping.

I did that pilgrimage myself for the first time in June this year. I found it hard to leave each shop, there were always two or three "finds" in each - unfortunately they were all at extortionate prices.

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Thanks for reminding me about this - just watched it on IPlayer and it is superb. John Williams, Django, Andres Segovia, Pete Townsend. Maybelle Carter, Gene Autry, George Gruhn, some wonderful flamenco sections packed into one hour.

The one thing that gets me is that Yentob has the passion down to a tee - why the guitar pulls people towards it and has done for centuries - but - at one point he says " I'm well into middle age and probably don't have the time to learn now."

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(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

These are some of my most used links -

You can check out the Bluegrass Guitar top ten ( actually more like 100) at http://bluegrassguitar.com/allvotes.php .

You can get a wide range of Bluegrass Tabs and midi files at Alltabs

http://www.alltabs.com/bluegrass_tabs.php?id=A

Finally, if you are into Mandolin you can get TablEdit files ( dots, tabs and ability to hear the tune on one file - you will need to download TablEdit software. ) at Mandozine

http://www.mandozine.com/music/essential/bluegrass.php

Oh dear !

I thought the republicans wanted to hand the $50 ( and a lot more ) to the executives of failing banks - with no oversight !

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(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

And it's not just a Blues / Americana instrument. Check out this cut of the the Kesh / Swaggering jig straight out of the Irish cannon. It's a tenor resonator he's playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWwmhj92-Cw

The other version is that the cave guy hit her over the head because her mate ( female)suggested he should, including giving him an idea of where she was going to be. His mother had recently suggested that he get a new club as the old one had bits of bear stuck to it and had lost it's luck. His best mate ( male and her cousin) had told him that the local women were all laughing at him because his cave smelled to high neanderthal heaven. The local shaman told him he should paint the cave blue ( her favouite colour ) after his wife slipped him some strange pointy leaves in his veg for dinner. And, finally, the male dancer who always wore the cochineal paint on his lips ( and who was always hanging out with the women anyway ) had asked him to the fire ceremony two nights before.

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(18 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Something I discovered by chance was clicking on the chords beside the song on chordie . You will get a host of alternatives to the one suggested voicing.

In terms of your sound, have you tried playing bass runs, or trying to follow key parts of the tune by adding notes to the chord you are holding down, a bit like hitting the 7th etc when playing blues?

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(22 replies, posted in Music theory)

If you're thinking of coming up North you should do it in May - the weather's the best we get then. I see you're into motor bikes, so well as well as seeing our city in the hills you could take in the North West 200 - it's reputed to be one of the World's fastest motor bike circuits ( top speed 201 mph) -  and it's on ordinary roads. Check it out at http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/nw200/ .

You do need to start off slow. I tried to speed it up and just spent longer doing it wrong. It's all about hitting the strings to maintain a consistent sound. Then when you get that consistent sound, you discover that there's another interesting sound to be got from the same notes, but using different pick strokes - and it all starts again. You never stop learning - or maybe it's that you never stop discovering - maybe the guitar is the last unexplored territory and we are all of us great explorers seeing it for the first time.

I'd try to add some variety into the picking diet too. I know it's not strictly electric but there are some interesting new territories to be viewed by crosspicking. Here's an intro http://www.folkofthewood.com/page5308.htm .

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(22 replies, posted in Music theory)

Jerome,

Loved the explanation, loved the diagrams and loved the simplicity of it all. Well done, that man !

Now, why weren't you around in Belfast in the sixties when music lessons consisted of tapping your fingers together and going ta teh, ta teh ta. We would all have ended up as Gary Moore!

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(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Anyone down there who's having to move - we're thinking of you !