pity the french could not keep their word for the scots and kept their promise of support for the jacobite cause in 1746. they sent a few but no where near the amount they were meant to.
and the time before that they turned back, then when they got a bit more friendlier with the english they forgot all about us.
The americans should have came and helped us since they kicked the butts of the british army.
but apart from that, good joke. Might be an oldie but i have not heard it.