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I've never tried a pickled egg in a bar, but I imagine the farts would be quite toxic, wouldn't they?

Now, pickled pigs feet I have eaten. When I lived with my Grandmother in what used to be Communist-Occupied East Germany, whenever we had pork, we were taught to eat everything but the oink. True story --- even sucked the marrow from the bones. Sorry if anyone's eating while reading this.

Bil

With Zurf on this one. Foggetaboutit!

You are correct Sir!

I used to do simple magic for my pediatric patients and would always break my number one magician's rule to never reveal a trick when I'd tell a parent how to do them. In all fairness to me though, they all professed an interest, so what was I gonna do, Phill?

And yeah, I dream about ("Oh, NO! NOT another 'dream' thread?!!", I hear y'all saying. ) some old radio gags I used to do, back in the day. And I'd either have to explain or apologize to the audience for them.

Here's a VERY short one:

On-Air DJ to Talk Show Host Bill just before my air time:  "What's that you're doing, Bill?"

Bill, chewing on a sandwich: "I'm masticating, Bob"!

Of course y'all know what that sounded like on the radio, right?

That was one I both had to explain and apologize for.

Really pushed the ol' envelope in those days, I did.

Bill

EDITED TO ADD: One of my simple magic tricks for the kiddos: http://www.amazon.com/Royal-Magic-Color … B000SMNCQE

You GUYS! and LADY!!!!!!

Give him a title! Give him a title!!! I can't stop laffin', here!

Needs a bridge though, Mo'!

Welcome!

Bill

So we haven't heard anything about NELA'S surgery? Sorry, guys and lady. Not being a snoop, just wanted to know if we'd heard from our friend.

Bill

Love the Leafs, love my Canada Dry, and I'd love to get my meds from y'all, if I could ever remember to check the prices.

I know folks make fun about the "oots" and "aboots", but y'all were there for us in wartime (beginning in 1812) and that about says it all as far as friendship and allies are concerned. I know the US wars haven't always been seen favorably in Canada, but that hasn't hurt our relations IMO.

Thanks for your service and friendship, Canadians and Happy Canada Day!

Bill and Dondra

Anyone catch my little "joke" in the OP subject line?

I was trying to "bold" 'Tails' name (didn't work).

And then wrote, "If I may be so bold!"

Anyway, whenever you're ready, Mr. 'Tails.

I'd love to be able to kayak, y'all, but here in Georgia we have the Chattahoochee River, which, if it doesn't contain whatever that flesh-eating bacteria is called (A University of West Georgia co-ed had 3 - I think - limbs amputated) it has e-coli. I'd be afraid to put anything floatable in it. Not because the bacteria would eat through it, of course, but I wouldn't want to be in contact with the water.

Just my opinion and be safe out there, Norm, Zurf and everyone!

Sounds like a line from "I Shot The Sheriff", Russell. "He said 'Kill it before it grows' ".

Agreed though, best to get it done early.

Let the nurses give you some TLC, buddy! All your friends will be waiting to hear about your successful outcome, and if I lived closer you know I'd be in that cornfield with all the rest of 'em. I can shuck some corn, my friend! All the best from

Bill and Dondra