Hi Hinder  Rox07,

Great to hear from you again!

Love you new song Girl. Its a real girly song written from the heart. The best kind.

Well done to you.


Old Doll.

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I do like this song JamesWright,

B                                           A
I've grown old and I've grown cold
B                               A
and i'm much less bold
B                              A                E
now that I know its all.........bought and sold


I would have to change this line for myself!  "And im much more bold!" I figure at this stage  of my life i dont have to much to lose lol

Old Doll.

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It's the All Ireland Final and a man makes his way to his seat. He sits
> down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and
> asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
>
> "No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty.
>
>
> "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
> a seat like this for All Ireland Final and not use it?"
>
>
> The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
> supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
> Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
>
>
> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
> seat?
>
> "The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."

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(54 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

hHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

OH Mammy "Thats the funnniest. Jeez Badeye your nearly after killing me with that one.

Ill have to memorize it.!


Old Doll.

1,980

(54 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Badeye me ould segosha,

Good to hear from you!  Hows the shoulder doing ?

Old Doll.

I just love reading this kind of stuff. brilliant!  3/15/17/ 25 hilarious. Ive a pain ive laughed so much reading this lol.

School Test on Religion!
THIS COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST.  THE CHILDREN WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS, AND THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY THE CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .
8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA .. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE..
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. 
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE . THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

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We all need escapeism at some point.

I have a song written along the same lines as this. " Crescent Moon".

When i get my own Pc Back i may post it.


Another good one Kiwi John.

Old Doll.

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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

John Walding!


This is so so good. Terrific imagery in this piece,

i love when a song plays like a film as i read them.

Very Well Done.

Old Doll.

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Hi Again,

I strongly feel there would be no abortion [ or as Zurf has suggested very rare occasions}

if all woman on this planet took control of there own contraception. Why in heavens name do woman allow there men young or old to determine whether they become pregnant or not?
We would do more good for our kids if we honestly sat with them and showed them every possible way to avoid pregnancy. Sex is not going to go away , so equip them with as much information as possible.
Enlighten our Girls with the fact that"Men  or boys will tell them anything to have sex with them, whether love comes into the picture or not. This is the reality of most sexual encounters.
Woman i feel have a romantic view on lovemaking. The sex act to me is a very adult game, and children should not attempt to play the game. Emotionally I feel  they are not ready for the repercussions of same.
On this island  in my time we did not have contraception. { Hard to believe but true}Strangley enough less woman then became pregnant.  " fear "  because those who did ofton ended up in these place.

www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/08/08/sunday/main567365.shtml - 83k -

www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/04/04/1048962932185.html - 32k -

I was in one of these convents Once when i went to meet up with a friend who  had  had her baby. she was one of the lucky ones. She got out, and i in  my twenties went to meet her in Cork.  We were turfed out onto the street with out a bye or leave . My friend was a shadow of her former self, and became a chronic alcoholic for most of her life.
We travelled back by train to Dublin with a six week old baby, which my Mam wanted to take and rear for this girl.  But My lovely Mam was refused? by the same church that dictated God to us.
My friend and i were locked in a room after her baby was handed over for adoption.
once again we were turfed out without a bye or leave. This was holy catholic Ireland in 1970!
22 years later we were back in this same room to be reunited with this fine young Man. {One of the most Joyful days of my life}

Young girls were dammed one way or another, by the same church who created phedophile
rings around the world.

We now have everykind of contraception available, yet! the highest rate of unmarried Mothers and Babies.
Somehow while i feel this also is not the way to go.

Abortion in any light is the intention to kill another human being. Which  i believe cannot be accepted anywhere on the planet.



Old Doll.

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The Future of Nursery Rhymes
 
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
 
 
 
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.
 
 
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
 
 
 
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have u got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
 
 
 
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
 
 
 
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
 
 
 
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
 
 
 
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

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Southpaw!

I know in a million years  you would not hurt me, i never met you,
but i just know this!   My reply to you was in total jest.   It also brings back to light how words here get lost in translation. I have a great sence of humour which is maybe lost here in the threads sometimes.

Yesterday i was at a friends daughters funeral. Yes! 25 years Helen was. to be married in june coming.  The simplicity of a blood clot took her young life in less then 24 hours.   Horrific sadness all round. Now why oh why do people want to hurt one another anywhere on this planet with words or otherwise..

Helens mass was conducted by her uncle a priest from a parish in  Montgomery Alabama.
As Helen was so young her mass was attended by so many young people. Her uncles sermon
to me was amazing, but i just knew sitting listeninig to him that all his wonderful words were just not being heard by our young folk. Mores the pity.

So ive come to the conclusion its an age thing to take on what people say sometimes. We use our brains like a sieve and extract what we need for the moment.

Although Im not Perfect Southpaw, honesty was and is my goal in life, I assure you i was not
offended by your post. I actually do think your a clever Man.

Old Doll.

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Southpaw!

Would you like a kick where it Hurts Son?  Old Dolls head feels like a lead ballon at the moment.

But thanks anyway. Now wheres me size 12 boot lol

Big booted Old Doll.

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God im not well

and now i have to look up the word incongruous! Have ye no pity for me at all at all?

Old Doll.

Ok James I just did, now ! could ya not have put "Incompatible" Instead? I know that word lol

i get the drift now.

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Yes i agree with Daddy cool

Lovely lyrics " Chords Infernoangel?.


Old Doll.

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Hi Jets,

You underestimate yourself! "Extraordinary Love " for a not so Ordinary Man.

Woman know this. Men like you will always get a positive response. You show such repect for us Females..  There ya go Jets "Top prize Rosette" for being a Gentleman.

Old Doll.

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John Walding,

This is  a delightful Piece. I could not agree more.

WHEN [C]ALL SEEMS HELPLESS, [G]LIFELESS, [EM]DIM
YOUR [C]ROBES OF JOY, ARE [G]WEARING [EM]THIN
YOU’D [C]LOVE TO SEE, SOME [G]LIGHT SHINE [EM]IN
IT’S [A7]THEN, THAT YOU [D7]NEED, A [G]HUG[B7]
A [C]SMALL, TOUCHING, [G]GESTURE OF [EM]LOVE
IT’S [A7]THEN, THAT YOU [D7]NEED, A [G]HUG

I absolutely love Hugs. I melt in arms that hug me.. Theres a certain assurance with them,

and "One Size Fits All".

Thank You.

Old Doll.

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(33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Thanks Charlotte!
I havent heard the Eagles New one! But have always loved them along with millions of others.

Peaceful easy feeling" is a party piece of mine! whether requested or not lol

Charlotte! Flat shoes? yes! for comfort if needed!    TIGHTS!!!! NEVER!   My sons Girls, my lady friends, and i  all agree "Pull up Stockings with lacy tops are the way to go or show { what ever your into lol

Get with the programme girl and dont be letting the side down. The best lip gloss is Stilla.
expensive but worth the pout lol

This link i think is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. Guitar playing "Oh Mammy" its only Maffice.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IBJTNx5qrVU

I think Charlotte this flu is affecting me more then i realize?

Old Doll.

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Hi John Walding,

Your not sort of right "Your absolutely spot on.  This is a personal piece. I did meet my husband when i was 16, He was much older then me. i was always called sweet sixteen{ to this day i still am} and lucky charm!!

But there is a very large complex history behind all of 40 years of this. Books could be written about our life together { one ive been working on for so long now} I have never divorced and never had any desire for any other relationship untill lately.  Ive had the most amazing times with but mostly without my Husband. You name it ive been there. From the best Concerts to the best Balls.  Ive stayed in the best Hotels ,ate the best food, endured affairs, { Not mine, I was always faithful, spare a kiss or 2  {True} 
So there ya go. Ive told you more then enough:lol:

Now dont tell anyone else please.:lol:  I remain a very Happy Old Doll despite all. Well most times. We makes our choices John Walding!!

Old Doll.
ps. Im still ragin i didnt stick with picking it. so much nicer.

Hi Docs,

Do exactely as James McCormick does. He explains very clearly in his messages how

his songs should sound, one gets a real feel for them. Unlike myself who hasnt the ability

to do this.

Old Doll.

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lol lol lol lol

Your a nutter Bonedaddy! Thats the funniest, Never did relate it to Them Pair.

I bought my son a sat nav for christmas! among other stuff, Thats also hilarious!
Some times the sat nav sends you across lush green fields. But then it is the Emerald!

Old Doll, Atishoo Atishoo Atishoo! Oh God Bless Me! lol

Ferretlike.

www.Beliefnet.com

www.sharesong.org/

Have you tried these sites?

Old Doll.

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Excellent James,

Such a good song and recording!  You should sell it to the highest bidder as "A Club House Anthem".

I and my Children were Golf Widow and orphans for more years then i care to remember.


James / Southpaw! Thats the funniest image! Heres another for you!  I was in spain with all the girlies one year. Where we stayed was on a golf course. One day walking back to the Hotel we took a short cut along the golf course. We had been bathing topless on the beach all day. So bikini bottoms and little tshirts to protect our modesty as we walked back
There were a few golfers ready to tee off. you could hear a pin drop.
Joan and my self waited till the guy was just about to hit the ball
and yanked our tops up exposing our well tanned bosoms at the same time shouting "Fore".

He spun all over the place  F##### us into hell and out! as his friends fell about laughing.

Well there was 4!  4 well tanned boobs lol That one still to this day makes me crease with laughter when i think of it. So so bold! lol

Well done James as always.

Old Doll.

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(33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Ah ya poor wee thing!

I didnt give it all to you { mores the pity lol

I have just woken up! all i want to do is sleep I feel so bad Bonedaddy.

Hair standing on ends, puffy red eyes, runny nose, pains everywhere. My sinus is playing a nasty tune off my Glabella and zygomatics! {For the life of me can i name the tune? lol
I feel  and look like someone pulled me through a hedge  backwards, and look like something only a mother could love!

Few hot whiskys with cloves and brown sugar is on the cards Im gonna watch "John Martyns" at the BBC,  DVD, {Gift at christmas! Now that should make anyone  feel better. Ill pass it over when im done Ok?

Old Doll.

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Lovely lovely Jets,

I could visualize all of that piece. Love all that kind of stuff. I studied "Feng Shui". many years ago. Its the ancient art of placement. Such a interesting subject.

My son brought me home The Oldest Form of fortune telling from china. Its a big round Beautifull Wooden box, full of numbered  wooden Sticks. { Like Lollipop Sticks } one uses them a certain way, and then  pick  you  a stick for your fortine to be told. I use them for Womans get togethers at my house, as we tend to love this stuff.

Thanks Jets.

Old Doll.

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Gosh Weejie,

That was wonderful to listen to, and see.  Never did hear of this instrument before.

I have a set of very heavy Balinese Bells. They are metal and flat, connected with a leather string. I have used these over years at the end of relaxation classes. when you clink these together the sound reasonates right through your energy field. Its a great way to reground people after long meditation. These drums have exactely the same sound.

Wonderful stuff, Thanks for sharing.

Old Doll.

Go to Wikipedia, there are more  Videos   and info there. So so good.