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Bonedaddy!,
This is really very good. I cannot believe those girls are still being banned. I love them as a group.
Its the opposite on the Emerald, we here revere our Artist and Poets or anyone who have the Sliótars { Leather Balls} to have a go at our Goverment. "More Power to Ya" is usually the cry here.
Well isnt this what "Freedom Of Speech Is All About"?. Some one needs to grow a pair of Sliótars Stateside and give the Dixie Chicks there own freedom of speech on the airways.
Hypocrisy how are ya!
Ps . you should have more ops it brings out the best in you 
Old Doll.
Well Bonedaddy,
Are you the lucky one or what? Still getting tugged at 40!
Going ice skating tonight with my Lads and friends. I always wanted to do this.
Ill prob end up on my A## but its on my life list of things to do! So i have to fulfill this one!
Old Doll.
Subject: Irish Logic
>
>
> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
> to a very attractive young woman.
>
> "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a
> faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want
> a divorce!"
>
> And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
> least I can tell you what happened."
>
> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll
> say to me!"
>
> And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
> and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and
> out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
> car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
> dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
> compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
> for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
> you'll put on weight.
>
> The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
> clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I
> noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them
> away.
>
> Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
> have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
> tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
> present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
>
> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
> don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
> bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at
> work has the same pair."
>
> Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful
> for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she
> turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
>
> "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
Bonedaddy!
Hows the Body doing, do you feel better now that they have extracted your Hiatus, or was this really were you stashed all the money you save buying cheap plonk! The cheap plonk guys dont wash there feet:lol:
Maybe it was one of there smelly socks caused the blockage?
Be Happy Be Well, Sláinte!
Old Doll.
Ah This is not fair!
Whats the betting bonedaddy this get together will be Stateside? Were outnumbered!!
Ps. I live in Ireland "The Beautiful Emerald" The other pimple on Bonedaddy A##.
Old Doll.
Hi Tennnisbob,
This really does sound to me like repetitive strain. Theres a very old cure called
" Comfrey Oinment" also "Arnica". I have used this and have recommended it in my therapy practice.
My clients /family / friends have all had good results with same. My brothers and friends use it when skiing.
Ive used it for sports injuries for many years. along with "Arnica". Also when you hold any part of the body tense, you can build up lactic acid which is very painful. Take advice at your local health store. But i do feel its worth a try.
Good Luck.
Old Doll.
Lovely song Jets,
Every woman on the planet wants to love and be in love with a Man like you.
Take a bow Sir!
Old Doll.
Great Docphill to read this,
EM! you just proved Money is not a substitute for anything in life.
Walk around a Museum in a hour? No! that would be the death of me! I spend hours when i go to these places. Wall to wall inspiration they are to me.
Carpe Diem! and all it holds for you.
Old Doll.
Love love love this group.
I was introduced to them here on chordie by a friend some time ago! Soooooooooo good.
Old Doll.
Great Song Daddycool,
I was thinking "She would be the mother in law from hell. But as i dont like to be unchristian in my thoughts well { except for the hiatus Bonedaddy} You painted a great picture here.
quote/ Young men and boys are often like trusting puppies - naive and playful. Girls can be way out ahead of them socially from an early age./
Ahem! James is this with or without the golfballs? Ps i have a cream for that rash
Old Doll.
Guitardocphil,
You dont speak english? Well you know reading "The Sad Clown" you certainly could have fooled me.
Some great lines here.
Well done!
I should try and write one in Flemish? Just to see myself banjaxed altogether
Keep going Docs. Its not a competition here!
Old Doll.
Docs,
I have to agree with all of the above / or below. I so enjoy reading your songs.
Its a pleasure for me to come here and read new post. As UYK says " its hard to get around them all. In the short while ive been here , this section here has trippled its content.
I have hundreds of songs/ poetry / stories, half books / whole books/ written. But as someone said to me recently " They feel like
babies to us, and no longer hold the mystery when they are finally aired". If this is how you feel about your work then i respect this! But not because you feel your work is not good enough.
I cannot agree with you on this at all!
Way to hard on your self!
Love and light.
Old Doll.
Daddy cool!
Lovely winters song! I wanted to have a glass of Warmed Glu Wein reading this one.
Well done.
Old Doll.
Ah Lastrebel,
GO GIRL! Thats such a good song.
Great great lyrics!
Have a good time in Jasper.
Old Doll.
Thanks Daddycool,
Lovely to hear from you! working hard i guess?
Goodnight now and stay "COOL"
Old Doll.
Lovely Video Roger,
Its so sad to lose our pets. I know i was always ribbing you about your cats! But I also know, you know it was always done in jest.
Hugs,
Helena.
Thank You James Wright,
I am flattered to say the least. I have heard some of my songs played by other musicians
both here and abroad. They make them sound even better then i.
If i lived near sure i go to hear you.
Thanks Again.
Old Doll.
Thanks James as always for the help.
Bonedaddy! I did ya know, but i do know now what i was doing wrong? Till the next time :lol
Home for the bewildered comes to mind!!!!
Young Boy out walking with his granddad one day!
Grandad " How come you lived so long, never sick and always strong?
Well now Son ill let you in a wee secret. From the time i was your age i always
put the smallest dot of gunpowder on my porridge. This i feel was my secret to a long and healthy life.
The old boy finally passes and the young boy continues with the dot of gunpowder, sometimes adding a little extra for good measure!
He lived to the ripe old age of 93. When he died he left 14 children, 25 grandchildren 12 great grandchildren and,
A 15 foot hole in the crematorium wall!
My Home town,
Was a pretty rural place once with a country village. The very reason we bought here in the first place,
Corn/ wheat fields, nature in abundance. country walks you name it we had it. Blessed.
I still love it although its now a sprawling concrete jungle.
I can still drive within 15/ minutes or so to be on the nicest beaches or out in the countryside.
So im still blessed. I give thanks.
Thanks Jets.
Old Doll.
Hi Docs,
Ah i love this. Your a very deep thinker "Our Docs".
I remember my Mam telling me This one time as a child. We { my Mam and I} were walking home late from a Aunts house. A huge shooting star shot across the sky. My Mam said "bless
yourself daughter," as theres another soul just got permission to enter heaven!. Watch the stars she said "as they dance and make space for the new soul."
Do you know i still do this on a starry night. Croatia being the best recently i seen in many a year. Way up a mountain and not influenced by any other light.
Thanks Docphill.
Old Doll.
Thank you all,
As always for your help and encouragement.
John Walding! You just need to remember " Never take a womans love for granted. Or they yours!.
Have a real Happy Day.
Old Doll.
Ah Bonedaddy!
Are ya alright Pet?. Laughing is good for you! Just you be thanking God you didnt have a baby!
You could be sitting on a rubber ring today with the sorest rearend in Christendom!
Get well soon
Hugs and kisses from the Emerald. Also this piece of easy listening. Enjoy!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKdz60H8VI
Old Doll.
Ark ? Bonedaddy? Roger Guppy,
I followed everything! Now tell me what im doing wrong, in the name of god how much of an eejit am i? Ah here im going out with the girlies, its less complicated.:lol:
Just a simple song which speaks or sings for its self!
Thank You as always.
[G]you always said [Em]id never meet
[Am]some one to sweep me off my [D7]feet?
Like you had
well have [G]I got [D]news for [G]you
[G]You always said [Em]id never leave
[Am]Treated me just as youpleased
Eras[D7]ed the heart upon my sleeve
Well have [G]I got [D]news for [G]you
[G]You always said [Em]No other man
[Am]would take my breath away
when he [D7]walked into a room
Well have [G]I got [D]news for [G]you?
[Em]Some one has come with love [Am] insight
[D7] My breath is funny and my head so [G] light
[Em]His smile his words says its [Am] alright
[D7]This time itsharmon-[G]ized.
[G]Our history is now [Em]complete
[Am]Your hollow words now bitter [D7]sweet
I have found someone
This[G] is my [D]news for[G] you...
Hi Scrimmy,
Dont know how i missed this one. Smiling is exactely what i do to the sun! We so rarely get
enough of it round these parts.
You have answered all the questions i had. Just listened to it " good recording". God your all so brave to use your webcams.
i have never even switched on mine..
Well done.
Old Doll.
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