OMG PHILL
I've always said you and I were on the same page ! Now I know its true
Tuesday I went to go for a BIKE RIDE - As I went to get on and LAUNCH MYSELF OVER THE Bar using the peddle -(as I had done 10,000 times since I was 7 years old ) the chain gave way and I went ass over teakettle much the same as you did. When I came down the crossbarwas waiting for me. I fractured two ribs along with a small gash on my ankle. I can still do some stuff- but there is no position that doesn't hurt and sleep is almost impossible. Then today, I did just as Phill suggested -I got stupid - thought I was 25 instead of 65 --- forgot I have the rib injury and while coaching my soccer team tried to perform a move - might better have stuck a knife in my chest - it would have been less painful!
Damn Pride seems to always get in my way. Yours sounds a lot worse than mine however..... I wish you a speedy recovery Phill.
And may Ann fulfill your every wish - body massages and tenderness AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE !
Heal quick my friend !