Dublinified English. Wha!
Arkadiebudlike, As Jerowimm De Man sais,
He had me in miund for dis song wit dat word bollix in. Da ya nowarra i mean Righ.?
Dose dat think its the same as Bollix in Engleland are wrong Righ!. Here Bollix dozen always mean dat ting the pudendum? { God dats a maffice word dat is} me Ma id be reel proud a me an dat wan. { shed also box de head a me far bein cheeky like}
Handy Bollix tips in Dubalin Arkadiebudlike Righ!.
Ya berrer Know who yr sain dis te in Dubalin. Righ, Or getyrself a good
pair a runnin shoewes.. Cos ya cud get yr self killt. D'ye know wharrImean Righ?.
Ya cud be takin tablahs fer de res of yr daise, Righ!
Janey mack i jus luv my people from Dubalin an de whiffy liffey, der wily
charames ar de bollix.
Were in de worrold cud somewan say" {I see yr Ma but up er prices agin}
an get a rowend of applawse Like.
But yeser are all welcome like, ask Jerowimm! sure e onie luvs us er!
Ould Doll.
De Dubalin Wan!
In Dubalins fair city were the girls are so pretty, ahem! gettin carried away here Righ!