Phill Williams wrote:...alcohol will kill you as proven by the fly that's floating around my glass
soooo cheers 
Puts me in mind of the old story of the preacher lecturing a Sunday School class of children on the "evils of alcohol."
The preacher poured a glass of water, produced a worm from a box on the desk, and dropped the worm into the glass. The worm, of course, wriggled about the glass, unaffected by the water.
The preacher then filled a second glass with whiskey, took the worm from the glass of water and dropped it into the glass of whiskey. The worm, of course, died almost instantly.
Looking around at the class, the preacher said, "Now, children, what does this teach us?"
In the back of the room, a young boy raised his hand and said, "If you drink whiskey, you won't get worms?"
