Hi Richard. Apache was in my set and I've always been a fan of the Shadows. I thought it was more reminiscent of Guitar Tango! I think now that the tune came first, or riff? Then the chords Al la Apache, Am, Dm etc but not all of the tune. I was delighted when Peatle wanted to use it, but I would like to have done a more perfect recording as the mistakes stand out.     

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(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hey Pedr. A mate of mine uses a tennis ball sized exercise ball to strengthen his fingers. Myself I practise scales to keep my fingers nimble, which I should have been doing 50 years ago but I was in too much of a hurry. I begin with the key of G on the 6th string all the way up using all the strings till I get to G on the 1st string on the 15th frett. Then back down and so on through all major and minor keys. Then practise chords. But I think exercise is key. Failing that have you thought about slide/bottle neck?     

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(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Jeff. Haven't listened yet but it reads like traditional folk music over here. Listen ASAP. Ps, I love apples especially cox's pippins...lovely.     

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(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I'm sorry to say this but the more you play the less pain you'll get. Once your finger tips harden it wont matter what guage strings you use. Light guage 10 or under, are easier to bend, which if you are a beginner might make your guitar sound out of tune even if it's not. Heavy guage 12 and up will be harder to press down behind the fretts. Electric guitars are easier to play than acoustic guitars. Also the hight of the strings above the fretts (the action) will play a big part. If you have a good guitar and you can afford it, take it to the music shop you bought it and ask them to set it up for you, or if you know of a good guitar doctor.
I hope these were the tips and answers you were looking for.     

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(19 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi Alickabrooke1. welcome to the forum (eventually). Roger I think Joined almost as soon as Chordie began so somewhere around 2006. I joined in 2007 while I was holidaying in Australia and as you noticed there were a lot more names frequenting the forum at that time. I do hope you'll come visit often, we could do with some new blood and views to get our juices flowing again.     

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(4 replies, posted in Poems)

Hi Jim. No pure fiction, I like making stories up     

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(4 replies, posted in Poems)

Inspired a little by "Being For the Benifit of Mr Kite" this came to me this morning after reading the poems written by Peatle and Brian but not by the spammer also on there. It tells the tale of Jake, a circus act famous for his act finale which was to leap from the high wire into the safety net, which was sabotaged by a jealous performer that wanted his job and fame.

The Tragic Demise of Jake the Jumper.

Gather `round for tales of great wonder
Of sadness and grief for a life cast asunder
Up high on a wire or tumbling on ground
Jesting and clowning while prancing around
Join the peasants and gentry and all in-betweeners
Cry "Ooh and Ahh" at out great entertainment
"INTRODUCING JAKE" our high flying athelete
Death defying feats and entertaining antics
From up high to the ground he will plunge without fear
Into a net whilst drinking a beer
Three times each night he will walk on a wire
Higher than stars he appears eating fire
On a trapeze he will swing like an African monkey
Lastly to fall in the net not too gently
This night a hand secretly holding tight
Cut through the ropes with a short bladed knife
The ropes held the net as Jake he performed
It fell to the floor, but no one was warned
Through his routine he sped just like the norm
At the end of his act all eyes on his form
He spread out his arms for his death defying leap
He jumped to the ground crumpled in a heap
Poor Jake no more would he amaze all the crowds
An other appeared- but he is jailed now
Alas, there ends the tale of talent and hate
Envy the killer, the noose will await
While Jake was a star and his killer a clown
Jakes name remebered, the killers unknown. 

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(9 replies, posted in Poems)

Pedr,  it must be difficult to write in that straight jacket you must be wearing?

I liketh not this rapping folly
Me thinks it raineth so bring a brolly
Yon sun may shine, but dark clouds loom
Pray good fellow, grant a boon
When miscreants rant and ner-do-wells stammer
You know I'm armed with the Chordie ban hammer!
Beware ye cut purse and rapid exclaimer
My digit poised and I'm a good aimer

The end     

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(9 replies, posted in Poems)

Wash your mouth out William's...     

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(9 replies, posted in Poems)

Brian, I agree with most of what you're saying, I know I couldn't live like that so Pedr, I don't fit your paradigm, never seen that word on Chordie before and I don't know what it means but I thought it beares repeating. Your poem is thought provoking , intelligent and would work as a ...God forgive me for saying this...rap song!     

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(4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Sorry Brian, when I went to sound cloud a banner came up asking for permission to share my data with their partners. As is my wont I got out of there ASAP. Scammers and all sorts can use your details unscrupulously if you allow them. I'd like to hear it, if you'd email it to me?
Thanks Phill     

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(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Nice one Joey. Long may your sobriety last and your health improve.     

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(5 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Welcome back Roger, we missed you. Nice guitar, are you going to post a track so we can hear it?     

Now girls play nice!

I can't give you any links at this time as its Sunday morning and I had  long tiring day yesterday, so as I covered a lot of songs in the day, here are my favourite to covers:

Don't stop believing

Singing the blues

I saw her standing there

Apache

And many others

Oh pretty Woman, Roy orbison.

The drum solo in the merely on Abbey Road, its got to be iconic?

Hokus  Pocus, by Focus

Apache, the Shadows     

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(3 replies, posted in Poems)

Curse of verse you are most wrong
Some of your rhymes most certainly pong
Chordie readers will all agree
That your demise will make us bleed
Never leave this hallowed place
Please both stay with God's own grace
Rock us with your charming wit
And please leave out the swear words     

I thought so too, Richard. I must admit I've never heard that before but it reminded me of so many other similar songs. Ben Cartwrite, Adama, what a voice.     

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

That was a great song and performance, the crowd certainly loved it especially the young ladies that seemed to know all the words? It's funny how some artistes that don't deserve it make it the world over and those that do, don't.     

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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

Jim. I never thought that my nonsense verse would be read to or by kids, it just popped into my head in response to Easybeats (Brian) blitzkrieg. I actually thought that that couple of lines were harmless and to be honest throw away. Maybe keep it for the older kids, huh?

Brian. I've played some of the venues that Tom played before he got famous. Dedicated follower of fashion was one of the first records I ever bought along with I feel fine and 19th nervous breakdown (Stones) As I wear shorts in summer and denim jeans in winter at 72 I'm not now or ever been a follower of fashion. As you know I play "live" drums on my recordings, I'm not that good and I couldn't do it "all night long", that's a song by White Snake by the way.

Ringo bash, while I just smash
John said he's the greatest [Ringo]
He's 82 and still real great
Not like me, I just grate
George has gone and sadly missed
They called him "quiet" his playing bliss
John got shot, his killer rotten
Paul still sings, and plays like Ringo
The greatest band, never forgotten     

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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

Thanks for all the replies and rhymes from Seland Newydd,  that's New Zealand in Welsh BTW.

Jim, the innuendos were not meant in a rude way, a Kite is a bird, we have red Kites in Wales and there was a TV show about them which must have struck a chord. I guess you're also referring to the black eye (that can't be seen) which refers to the rejections we all get through life, so you can imagine the horrors this person is going through?

Ps. I think I've gone to writing verse because I've lost the power of songwriting. It'll come back eventually, it's best not to force these things.     

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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

No, But I may be influenced by the fumes coming from the people next door????     

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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

The first 4 lines came to me Sunday night in the shower, the rest came later and I finished it off this morning. Please don't try to find hidden meaning or to analyze my thoughts. It's purely nonsense and meant to make you laugh.

Horror Museum, by Phill Williams.


A one legged man had two left feet
One facing north and one facing east
One eye blue and one eye green
And one eye black that couldn't be seen.
A diamond ring which rang like a bell
And a mouth full of teeth that stank like hell
His face was a picture Picasso rejected
A would-be MP but never elected
You may feel sorrow for this unwieldy being
But he does OK in the horror museum.

Naked. his clothes were the worst for wear
Bald as a coot with nut brown hair
Three feet tall and high as a kite
A frightening scene in the middle of night.
Long in the past and long in the tooth
Dreaming of death yet longing for youth
Never accepting that "NO" was an answer
Belligerence grew like a terminal cancer.
Never seen walking in daylight or freedom
But he does OK in the horror museum. 

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

On this dull, damp rainy summers day in Wales that has raised my spirits no end, I loved the style and harmonies and especially the humour. Thank you Pedr. Oh, and the sun just came out, magic.     

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(3 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Pedr. An excellent piece of composing. I was surprised to hear an electric piano! Nimble fingers of the guitarist rocked, you know what I mean?
As you know I don't like modern jazz but that was an exception. The video was great also, thanks for the inclusion of the daffodil. I particularly enjoyed the image of the shadow man, very avant-garde which fit in nicely with the jazz music. All in all excellent.     

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

This reminds me of a sea shanty, sung by sailors of old while hoisting sails or weighing the anchor. I hope someone records this for you in the old shanty style. Nice one Jim