1,626 Reply by Old Doll

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Fáilte Lunamoon,

Well this Old Doll knows about this situation! First of all did you know our
Body Trophies" Have wonderful marketing abilities!..These babies sell anything from beers,
cars, motor bikes magazines etc.
Speaking of babies! I ofton felt id be better off with a twin baby stroller/ buggy to carry mine. More support
and comfort.
I have heard the voices of Men echo down my cleaveage over my lifetime, when saying " Hello" They
{ Men } seem to get a dysfunction in there brain by mistakenly talking to my bosom instead of my Face. lol

Also, the have names for them like , Jugs, Noggins, Hooters, Baps, Maracas, Boobs, Big Mammas, Knockers,  Boobies
also "Soft Toys for Boys., Cushions, etc.

  I dont believe they ever think of the painful process of Mammograms.
when our trophies are pressed between to steel plates like cowpats. Ouch.. I suggest the try Penisgrams to show solidarity to there Sisters!.

Lunamoon! Holy Moly,  Did ya see that rush to be first on the queue? lol lol

I got all sorts of pains when practising for some time with my guitar. It seems the instrument is to faraway
like on a balcony somehow. I tried all ways of sitting to be comfortable. I also tried to rest them on top like Dolly Parton.  See mine are natural, and mine  dont have Miss Partons boob ability to stay put!

I also tried standing Yikes!! One could drive a double decker bus under the trophies and guitar. 
In the comfort of my own home i can let them do there own thing bra less,  aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Bliss.


So I sit when i play.  I also bought a smaller guitar. I do try to sit as straight as i can to not have pains in my shoulders.  {I never hear anyone here talk about the indentation the guitar leaves on your leg?}

My other suggestion is to be fitted for your bras. I assure you this makes a huge difference.
expensive but worth it. 
DO NOT LET THe stores people" TALk YOU INTO MINIMISER's " These only Flatten to the front! You end up with them under your arms,  This process also  Makes your bosoms  look wider then a low loader truck. lol

Good support for your trophies is the answer.  Now everyone knows why i only play in the comfort of my own home!

Good Luck Lunamoon, { Lovely Name }

Ps. Water Nymph is my fave!!.

PPS. Eh! Sorry Lads, any of you brave enough to join in here?

Slán

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1,627 Reply by Old Doll

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Gnomefry,

I believe if we have pain of the mind, we feel it in our bones.  A Broken Spirit so to speak.

Most titles i use would come from the lyrics or the story behind them.

Slán and Thank You!



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1,628 Reply by Old Doll

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Great Song Jets,

i would have found parking and spent the rest of the time in the Antique Shop.  Love those places

Or garage  sales.. My middle name is Magpie! lol

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1,629 Reply by Old Doll

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Good lyrics here,

Any idea for melody?


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1,630 Reply by Old Doll

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Lovely Lyrics, with great imagery.

Well done to you.


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1,631 Reply by Old Doll

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Yes!

Again it does make sense! I have a friend. He is a fantastic guitar player. He doesn't think so!

Even after 40 years of playing.  He wants to play guitar like "Tommy Emanuelle.

My own brother can entertain a room full of people with hundreds of 3 chord tunes. He is also fantastic.

So individual thinking i guess.

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1,632 Reply by Old Doll

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Nice one Daddycool,

I used to have a Shimmy Dress. I always felt more like a Slapper then a Flapper in it. lol

Gosh, those Shimmy moves were so suggestive. Couldn't do it nowadays I'd put me back out!

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1,633 Reply by Old Doll

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I do believe we can learn anything

we put our minds to if we have enough passion to learn. for whatever that  choice maybe!

In saying that. I have a friend who loves to sing. She has always sung out of key. " BRUTAL" is the word for it.

But! She loves to sing, Her passion for singing entertains us all. She has been turfed out of Choirs. Singing Teachers have despaired and gave up on her. She  Creates the biggest Groans at Karaoke.

Nothing fazes our "Tonedeaf DD. To her own Ears she is in perfect pitch.

Sure we love her anyway. Maybe she would be great playing an instrument? Hmmmm!

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1,634 Reply by Old Doll

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Hi Russell,

Good tune "Open Heart" Just listened now to it. Well done!

Hows the hand now? Did ya get to the docs?


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1,635 Reply by Old Doll

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Badeye,

Just finished writing here. God bless ya, your just in time with the tea!!

One sugar and Milk please, lol Me ould Flower!

I was listening to a breton Choir earlier. Soooooooooooo Good. Miners songs.

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I do feel it will take a small group of dedicated Negotiators

and good Communicators to resolve this conflict.  People who care and  are prepared
to dig there hills in to find the solution..

It can be achieved. We on this tiny Island are proof to the world there is always light in the darkness.
It may have taken a very long time here for us but, The end result of peaceful living is a joy to behold every
wakeing moment.

The beautiful Annie Lennox  Album" Songs of Mass Destruction" " The Song Dark Road" is a simple song with a strong message.

Lets all try in our own chosen way to clean up our World. Conflict cannot survive without our participation.



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qCFbKEVzlOo

I wish Our World a Peaceful Day!

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1,637 Reply by Old Doll

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Fáilte me Ould Segosha!,

Well im only gorgeous here in me thermals.  Can you believe it Badeye! We had snow today!

A small amount, but in April? We did had some good sunshine last week.  Now More oil  is needed to heat the old bones

and the price of it!!. Gonna have to ditch the thermals  Badeye, find me self a  sheltered cornor to ply my trade!!

Probably wouldn't get me busfare home!! lol

Love to you and Gem.

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1,638 Topic by Old Doll

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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'   

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


You have Male"

Its a Boy!!   lol

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1,639 Topic by Old Doll

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Id just like to inform the Forum

Roger got Married Today!!  Hurray hurrah!.

Im only joking! lol He sends his apology. His PC is causing problems.

Still gonna cost maintenance TEEHEE.

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1,640 Reply by Old Doll

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Where is it Pet!

Do you mean your having trouble posting?

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1,641 Reply by Old Doll

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Hi Evsynator,

This oldie i always loved as an Anti war song. lyrics are wonderful.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pC85FBgJNL0

Ps. Thank you for " Gold Watch Blues" I hadn't  heard in so long.

Your wee dog is lovely. She has real Gismo Ears.

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1,642 Reply by Old Doll

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Hi Donnie 007,

Gordon Lightfoot.


http://www.lightfoot.ca/ - Cached

Second Cup of Coffee is on this site, lyrica and chords.

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1,643 Reply by Old Doll

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Another good one  to ponder Jets..

Thank you.


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1,644 Reply by Old Doll

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Daddycool,

its the little things that make the impact! Like this wee song.

Sweet and true.

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1,645 Reply by Old Doll

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Well Done James,

Voice sounding Strong and pleasant as always to the ear.

I had a lot of euros worth of damage done to a car of mine some years ago
with a runaway trolley in high winds.

Well they do seem to have a mind of there own!

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1,646 Topic by Old Doll

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STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so
much that, when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while, he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot
and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof cap, and she'd have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know
it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please
don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked, "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that was hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
his dad, "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen
with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but
his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked,
"What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather-wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while
and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular
Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
dust..." He would have continued but, at that moment, my very
obedient daughter, who was listening, leaned over to me and asked
quite audibly in her shrill, little, four-year-old-girl voice, "Mom,
what is butt dust?"

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1,647 Reply by Old Doll

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So Good,

A real tidy song with a great story, I to would love to hear the other verse.

Well done to you!

Slán

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1,648 Reply by Old Doll

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What a different concept for a song, { no pun intended }

I read somewhere one time. From the time the male species is born. They prepare themselves

for the rest of ther lives trying to get back in ??  lol

Great Swimmers!

Ps. Doesent our Russell know a lot of gynacological language. ?

didnt spend all his life with Music and guitars. lol

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1,649 Reply by Old Doll

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Hi Docphill,

Delighted to see you back here.  I love reading your songs.

You take me right inside that complex head of yours.


Hugs.

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1,650 Reply by Old Doll

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In a word  BEAUTIFUL!

I was just about to switch off.   So so good to see you post again Rooster 3.

I hope life is kind to you.

Slán

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