1,601

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

HeyHo Steve - Someplace in the forum a while back there was a thread regarding copyright laws.  Can't find it right now, but my understanding is that you 'own' a song as soon as it is created.  At least, that is the American law - I'm sure that Canadian law is quite similar.


There is something called a 'poor man's patent' (or close to that) which is basically is when you put the song down on paper, put it in an envelope, and post it to yourself.  You then keep the unopened letter with the postmarked date for future reference.  Obviously, it would be good to note somewhere on the envelope exactly which song or songs are inside . . .


Sorry I can't find the thread right now, but it eludes me at present.

1,602

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Very straight-from-the-heart Ken - great song and nice video!  The lyric is so sincere - you truly captured a moment.

James

1,603

(9 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello bigrinwv - perhaps your songbook is a maximum capacity?  I believe the limit is 100 songs per book.  You can create a new book, and then add to that. Look around on the My Songbook page for the button to create a new book.  Hope this helps.

1,604

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Glad you like the new lyric, Altex - coming up with words gets a little easier the more you try.  Just saw your previous post about recording the lyric.  Yes, I have Audacity (because it's free), but I do not yet have a microphone - so it doesn't do me much good.


Anyway, I sort of wrote the 'So Vulnerable' lyric with you (or somebody about your age) in mind.  I'm way too geezerly and oblivious to be vulnerable!


At your school there has got to be somebody who wants to sing (they might even be female!).  Ask around beyond your immediate friends and I bet you can find discover an aspiring vocalist who would relish the opportunity to record an original song.


Don't know how soon I'll be able to afford the microphone I want . . . it's not that it's that expensive, it's just that there are several other household priorities that must take precedence to Daddy's hobby.

1,605

(0 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here's a little ditty dedicated to those folks who just don't know how to behave properly . . .
[SONG]
{t:Brute Force Waltz}
{st:by, James McCormick, February 3, 2007}
{c:In 3/4 time, A pretty song for ill-mannered louts.}

When [C]intellect [F]falters, fi-[G]nesse seems too [C]mild
There's [F]always a [C]way to [G]get your way child
Don't [C]trouble with [F]manners, don't [G]trifle with [C]wiles
'Tis [F]only the weak who at-[G]tempt to beguile
{sob}
For-[Am]get about [Em]tact, it's [F]useless of course
Just [G]rely on the proven - Re-[G7]ly on brute [C]force.
{eob}
{soc}
Brute [Bb]force is ef-[F]fective, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]fast
Brute [Bb]force can work [F]wonders, Brute [C]force is a blast
Brute [Bb]force is so [F]simple, Brute [Bb]force is di-[F]rect
Brute [Bb]force is the last thing they'll [G]ever expect
{eoc}
Just [C]push your way [F]through any-[G]one in your [C]way
Using [F]reason and [C]skill will [G]only delay
[C]Etiquette and [F]charm are so [G]very un-[C]wise
Ig-[F]nore other's feelings, keep your [G]eyes on the prize
{sob}
For-[Am]get about [Em]tact, it's [F]useless of course
Just [G]rely on the proven - Re-[G7]ly on brute [C]force
{eob}
{soc}
Brute [Bb]force is ef-[F]ficient, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]cool
Brute [Bb]force will suf-[F]fice, Brute [C]force is the tool
Brute [Bb]force is so [F]simple, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]prized
Brute [Bb]force is the [F]way of the [C]uncivilied
Brute [Bb]force is the [F]way of the [G]crude and de-[C]spised
{eoc}
[/SONG]

1,606

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I'm loving all the 'Hot Monkey Love' song ideas - great fun!  Here are some 'non-hot-monkey' lyrics for Altex & Damos tune with the great riff.


As you may recall, Altex expressed concern that my previous lyric would probably cause consternation for his folks.  So, I have taken a completely different direction with this version - this new lyric has much less macho strut and a lot more honesty:


Altex & Damos, just fit these words into your composition as you feel fit . . .and, please let me know what you think.


<div class="song"><link rel="StyleSheet" href="../css/chordie.css" type="text/css" media="screen" title="Chordie style"><div id="singlesong"><div id="singlesongc"><div class="header"><h1 class="finaltitle"> So Vulnerable</h1><h2 class="finalartist" style="text-decoration: none">music by Damo & Altex, words by J McCormick</h2></div><div class="song"><div id="firstcol"><div class="textline"><span class="comment">verse</span>

</div><div class="chordline">There's <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>somethin' <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>that

</div><div class="chordline">I <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>gotta <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>say to ya'

</div><div class="chordline">I <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>gotta <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>tell ya'

</div><div class="chordline">you <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>gotta <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>know

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div><div class="chordline">It <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>may be <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>very

</div><div class="chordline"><span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>obvio-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>us, but

</div><div class="chordline">you <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>make me <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>feel

</div><div class="chordline">so <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chorus"><div class="textline">

</div><div class="textline"><span class="comment">chorus</span>

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">baby <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Am</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>to your <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>smile

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">baby <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Am</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>to your <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>style

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">don't <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Am</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>toy with <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>me

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">just <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Am</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>look and <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>see

</div><div class="textline"><span class="comment">end of chorus</span>

</div><div class="textline"></div>

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div></div><div id="secondcol"><div class="textline"><span class="comment">bridge</span>

</div><div class="chordline">ya' <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Bm</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>make me <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>wanna

</div><div class="chordline"><span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>be your <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>hero, baby

</div><div class="chordline">ya' <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Bm</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>make me <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>wanna

</div><div class="chordline"><span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>impress <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>you

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Bm</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">that's <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>what I <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>am

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Bm</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">this was <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>not the <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>plan

</div><div class="textline"><span class="comment">end of bridge</span>

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div><div class="textline"><span class="comment">verse</span>

</div><div class="chordline">Hey <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>gimme a <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>chance

</div><div class="chordline">c'mon <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>gimme a <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>try

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">you <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">A</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>make me <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>shy

</div><div class="textline">. . . .

</div><div class="chordline">Hey <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>take a-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>nother

</div><div class="chordline"><span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>look at <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">C</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>me

</div><div class="chordline">I'm <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">Em</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>vulner-<span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>able

</div><div class="chordline">as <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">D</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>I can <span class="bracket">[</span><span class="relc"><span class="absc">G</span></span><span class="bracket">]</span>be

</div>
</div></div><div class="grids"><img class="chord" alt="A" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i5/Achord_N02220_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="Am" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i2/Amchord_N02210_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="Bm" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i3/Bmchord_N24432_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="C" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i8/Cchord_N32010_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="D" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i2/Dchord_NN0232_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="Em" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i4/Emchord_022000_1.png" /> <img class="chord" alt="G" src="http://www.chordie.com../ramimages/i0/Gchord_320003_1.png" /> </div></div></div><div style="display:none">

{t:So Vulnerable}

{st:music by Damo & Altex, words by J McCormick}

{c:verse}

There's [Em]somethin' [G]that

I [A]gotta [C]say to ya'

I [Em]gotta [G]tell ya'

you [A]gotta [C]know

. . . .

It [Em]may be [G]very

[A]obvio-[C]us, but

you [Em]make me [G]feel

so [A]vulner-[C]able

{soc}

{c:chorus}

I'm [G]vulner-[D]able

baby [Am]to your [Em]smile

I'm [G]vulner-[D]able

baby [Am]to your [Em]style

. . . .

I'm [G]vulner-[D]able

don't [Am]toy with [Em]me

I'm [G]vulner-[D]able

just [Am]look and [Em]see

{c:end of chorus}

{eoc}

. . . .

{c:bridge}

ya' [Bm]make me [Em]wanna

[D]be your [C]hero, baby

ya' [Bm]make me [Em]wanna

[D]impress [G]you

. . . .

I'm [Bm]vulner-[Em]able

that's [D]what I [C]am

I'm [Bm]vulner-[Em]able

this was [D]not the [G]plan

{c:end of bridge}

. . . .

{c:verse}

Hey [Em]gimme a [G]chance

c'mon [A]gimme a [C]try

I'm [Em]vulner-[G]able

you [A]make me [C]shy

. . . .

Hey [Em]take a-[G]nother

[D]look at [C]me

I'm [Em]vulner-[G]able

as [D]I can [G]be

</div>

1,607

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Pleased to announce that rogerguppy has produced a very nice little video of my "What a Friend We Have In Kitty" song.  Give it a look-see . . .

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INIhGiU_SE8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INIhGiU_SE8</a>

1,608

(9 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello TopGun - Any idea who wrote or recorded this song?  The songwriter's name or recording artists name would be very helpful . . . Love the lyric and would like to hear this song myself.

James

1,609

(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Uperyerkilt and cheetarah are right on the money here.  I know for a fact that upyerkilt is married - he therefore possesses vast wisdom and hard-won experience regarding the inner workings of the female species.


As you create this song of love, keep in mind that male and female and human beings are in fact two totally different species.  It is a marvelous cosmic joke that there is any attraction between these extremely different critters.


The male species is motivated simply by hormones and convenience.  The female species is driven by factors that are as yet not fully identified.  Recent advances in quantum physics, probability theory, and the development of light-weight-space-age materials that can be readily adapted to producing cute shoes offer some promise for unlocking the mysteries of female motivation.


However; some scientists are warning that the male species is probably incapable of using such knowledge safely and wisely.


Please realize that if you compose an effective love song, you might get exactly what you're asking for . . . .

1,610

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello Songwriter's Circle - just posted another new one (Your Church).  Give it a look-see . . .

1,611

(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I realize this is lengthy - but it was just itching to get out of me . . . consider it a folkie manifesto in the old tradition of rambling musical rants.
[SONG]
{t:Your Church}
{st:by, James McCormick, February 1, 2007}

Your [C]church may have a dance floor, it might be [F]stars up in the [C]sky
Your [G]church it might be right between your [F]lover's beautiful [C]thighs
Your [C]church might actually be a church, now [F]there's a crazy thought
Your [G]church might be inside your home with all that [G7]stupid crap you [C]bought
. . . .
Your [Am]church might be the dream to make it [F]really big some-[G]day
Your [Am]church might be the next big deal for [D]which you will get [G]paid
Your [C]church might be a place to go for [F]refuge from the fray
Your [G]church might be your special place where [G7]crying is O-[C]K
{soc}
[F]Everybody goes to [C]church somehow,
Our pri-[F]orities are [C]prayers
[F]What we do is [C]what we pray
We all [G]go to church somewhere  [C7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might be a library, a [F]studio or a [C]lab
Your [G]church might be out upon the streets or [F]maybe in re-[C]hab
Your [C]church it might be popular, or just [F]you all on your own
Your [G]church might be the internet, or [G7]yacking on the [C]phone
. . . .
Your [Am]church might be a place that's [F]filled with song and [G]light
Your [Am]church it might be a secret group that [D]dances in the [G]night
Your [C]church might be a bunch of folks who [F]know the end is near
Your [G]church might just be a bunch of folks who [G7]really hate the [C]queers
{soc}
[F]Everybody has [C]got a church
Every-[F]body has a [C]creed
[F]Everybody's got a [C]church somewhere
That [G]gives them what they need  [C7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might have a rabbi, a [F]mullah, or a [C]priest
Your [G]church might be some preacher who is [F]on TV each [C]week
Your [C]church might be a titty bar with [F]strippers on the prowl
Your [G]church might be that rooftop where you [G7]go to scream and [C]howl.
. . . . .
Your [Am]church might be belief in the [F]cold empirical [G]fact
Your [Am]church it might be a drug that [D]keeps your mind in-[G]tact
Your [C]church might be a journey a [F]never-ending quest
Your [G]church might be just you alone [G7]trying to do your [C]best
{soc}
[F]People always [C]find a way
To [F]get the fun they [C]crave
[F]Doing what comes [C]naturally
Some-[G]times might seem depraved  [C7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might be a hunting stand [F]just before the [C]dawn
Your [G]church might be a perfect green [F]big suburban [C]lawn
Your [C]church might be your family with [F]all your kith and kin
Your [G]church might be a prison that [G7]you are locked with-[C]in
. . . .
Your [Am]church it might be just a place to [F]meet your friends and [G]talk
Your [Am]church might be the scenery as you [D]take your dog for a [G]walk
Your [C]church might be a nightmare fueled by [F]brimstone and by [C]fire
Your [G]church it might be just the place to [G7]feed your base de-[C]sires
{soc}
[F]Some folks they are [C]shallow
Some [F]folks they are [C]deep
[F]Some folks just go [C]through thier life
[G]Being half asleep  [G7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church it might have fairways a-[F]long with putting greens
Your [G]church might be a little tent with [F]placid mountain [C]scenes
Your [C]church it might encourage you to [F]use your mind and think
Your [G]church might be a wacky cult ex-[G7]isting on the [C]brink
. . . .
Your [Am]church it might be a place to be [F]buried with great [G]pride
Your [Am]church might be somewhere with your [D]loved ones at your [G]side
Your [C]church might be building where [F]go every once in a while
Your [G]church might be the basis of your [G7]personal life-[C]style
{soc}
Your [F]church might have a [C]steeple,
It might [F]have a happy [C]hour

It [F]may be way out [C]in the woods
Or [G]up an ivory tower
{eoc}
Your [C]church it might be politics and [F]all the big e-[C]vents
Your [G]church might be catastrophes you're [F]trying to pre-[C]vent
Your [C]church might be the local pub that's [F]down the road a ways
Your [G]church might be those lovers who you [G7]always do be-[C]tray
. . . .
Your [Am]church might be your unit and your [F]nation to de-[G]fend
Your [Am]church might be a theater where you [D]go just to pre-[G]tend
Your [C]church might be the highway in the [F]cab of a semi truck
Your [G]church might be a casino where you [G7]go to test your [C]luck
{soc}
Your [F]church might have a [C]minaret,
It might [F]have some statues [C]too
What [F]matters most is not [C]where it is
But [G]what you really do  [G7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might be a stadium with [F]crowds all in a [C]roar
Your [G]church might be a prostitute, a [F]crack-addicted [C]whore
Your [C]church might be a feeling, living [F]memories of the past
Your [G]church might be to seek revenge and be [G7]bitter to the [C]last
. . . .
Your [Am]church might where you go when you [F]feel the need to con-[G]fess
Your [Am]church might be the place to go to show [D]off that brand new [D]dress
Your [C]church might be upon a stool in your [F]favorite night spot
Your [G]church it might be governed by a [G7]pompous old des-[C]pot
{soc}
Do you [F]make our world a [C]better place,
Do you [F]help those who do [C]need?
Do you [F]treat your fellow [C]humans
With [G]friendly dignity?  [G7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might be a fantasy a [F]big utopian [C]dream
Your [G]church might be a conspiracy a-[F]gainst the powers that [C]be
Your [C]church might be a place to grow a [F]place to truly learn
Your [G]church might the kind of place where [G7]books are piled and [C]burned
. . . .
Your [Am]church might be the place to have the [F]big wedding of [G]course
Your [Am]church might be the spot to meet some-[D]body post di-[G]vorce
Your [C]church might be where children first dis-[F]cover shame and guilt
Your [G]church might be a monument that [G7]shame and guilt have [C]built
{soc}
[F]Everybody has [C]got to find
A [F]place where they can [C]be
[F]Anything can [C]be a church
But [C]you might not agree  [G7]
{eoc}
Your [C]church might be the place to [F]set your mind at [C]ease
Your [G]church it might your ec-[F]centrici-[C]ties
Your [C]church might be your happy [F]home away from home
Your [G]church it might be anyplace that [G7]you choose to [C]roam
. . . .
Your [Am]church might be an ideal place to [F]ponder chance and [G]fate
Your [Am]church might be the perfect place to [D]meet your future [G]mate
Your [C]church it might be ancient, or be [F]brand spanking new
Your [G]church it can be anything that [G7]means the most to [C]you.
[/SONG]

1,612

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Altex - I'm working on the new/improved lyric (I'm guessing the original 'Hot Monkey Love' version will only be available on your highly-prized underground bootleg demo).


My approach for this next version is at the opposite end of the spectrum - rather than hormone-crazed, I'm going for something without any hot monkeys . . .

Altex, I got your chords (thanks!) - expect something soon.


Roger - the quest for the definative 'Hot Monkey Love' song is still afoot - - what thoughts have you on this most vital topic?

Ken - might you also join in on the quest for the ultimate 'Hot Monkey Love' song?

Hello jnoteast - and welcome to chordie!  The instrument settings are chosen when you first register.  Go to the 'Resources' tab on the chordie front page and down toward the bottom of the list is a button . . .

1,614

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks for the chords Altex - I shall get it all figured out in a day or two and post along with 'toned down/cleaned up' lyric.  Will also make sure all the writing credits are correct.


You're exactly right - I hadn't considered your age and how your parents might feel about the song's subject (rather stupid of me since I have a young son myself).  Perhaps 'hot monkey love' is an altogether wrong topic for this effort - - - I'll come up with something better.


Germane (I spelled it wrong in the other post) simply means 'relevant or on-topic'.

1,615

(23 replies, posted in Electric)

All joking aside - donating a guitar to a group (any group) of people is like signing a death warrant on the instrument.  It will only be slammed about and be in sad tatters soon.


People who don't play have little or no appreciation for the fact that instruments don't heal . . . I cringe anytime I see a non-musician grab any instument - it's like watching a curious child mangle a butterfly.


Better for you to find a deserving individual who is wanting a guitar - somebody who would truly appreciate the opportunity to play and enjoy the instrument.  Ask around - somebody will know someone who will feel that your old guitar is like manna from heaven (to continue the biblical theme).


It's a great opportunity to spread some joy - don't waste it by giving the guitar to a 'group' - give it to an aspiring player.

1,616

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Altex - here's what comes to mind . . . nothin' fancy, just good ol' hormonally-crazed rock&roll.  If you like it, send me the chord changes & I'll post it all formatted to the forum.


Hey - This could be the first multi-continental, multi-generational collaboration on chordie!


"Hot Monkey Love"

Music by Altex (in Australia), Words by J. McCormick (in Mississippi)


What I got is

hot monkey love

Looks to me

you got it too

. . . .

We can have some

hot monkey love

monkey see, baby

monkey do

. . . .

Monkey see, baby

monkey do

hot monkey love

just me and you

. . . .

(Chorus)

Ain't no need for

sweet poetry

Ain't no need for

flowers too

All we need is

hot monkey love

you monkey me

I'll monkey you

{end of chorus)

. . . .

Monkey up, baby

monkey down, hon

hot monkey love

round and around

. . . .

1,617

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Greetings D.L.C. and welcome to chordie!  I am not an expert on computer stuff either, but try this.  Download (for free!) some recording & editing software called 'Audacity'.  Just do  a google search on the name.


I recently downloaded Audacity, but haven't had a chance to use it yet because I need to get a microphone . . . Once I get that piece of the puzzle, I too will share some of my creations - like you, I have alot of tech stuff to learn - such as exactly how to post the recordings to somewhere.

1,618

(4 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Is there a time zone capo?  Perhaps there are alternate time zone tunings?  Maybe some alternate time zone fingerings?  <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">

1,619

(3 replies, posted in Electric)

Perhaps not germaine to this thread, but "Emo farm" might just be the funniest thing I have seen on YouTube.  Also has some classic good ol' country tunes in the soundtrack . . .

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V9jMPuuVmU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V9jMPuuVmU</a>

1,620

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hey Altex . . . love the tune & the riff, love the video!  I've got the tune in my head now and may take a stab at coming up with few apt words (with your permission, of course).


On another recent songwriting thread there was an exchange regarding the meaning of the phrase 'hot monkey love'.  I think it would be a fun challenge for me to craft a 'hot monkey love' lyric set to your dandy tune - would that be OK?

Please let me know . . .


Also, I gotta say that I was a bit worried that the acoustic guitar on the floor would end up as kindling as y'all were leaping around . . . looks like a veteran instrument and that would be a sorry end for such a relic.


Keep creating, Altex!

1,621

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Glad you like the song, Ken!  How many songs have I written lately?  Don't really know . . . I'm just pushing myself to finish some of the ideas that have been knocking around in my notebook for a while.


I got a few more that I'm chipping away at - and who knows which ones I'll finish next . . . still jotting down plenty more new ideas also.


I have been summoned to serve on jury duty this week.  As part of a large pool of potential jurors for specific cases, I have been sitting patiently through the various steps of the process. 


Wish that I could work on songs while sitting there - I tried it, but we are all seated cheek to jowl and it feels nasty to have people reading my scribbles as I write lyrics and tap out rhythms.  Have not yet been seated on a jury to hear a particular case yet . . . maybe tomorrow.


Being summonsed to serve jury duty is a major inconvienience - but should I ever stand accused of a criminal offense (or be the victim of crime), I would want somebody as smart and sharp as myself on the jury!

1,622

(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

OK, here are some ideas - probably you will reject them all, but they may help you find the changes you're seeking.

D, C9, Em, D7, G

D, C9, Cm, G

D, C9, Bb7, G

D, C9, Bb, G

D, C9, Ab, G

Hope this helps break the logjam . . .

1,623

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I just posted a new song to a new thread in the forum.  Check out "A Simple Exercise" . . .


Shytini - I liked your latest recording (A Vagabond and a Holy Cross).  The recording was crystal clear (what did you use?).  I want to know more about the guy.  Maybe wondering about the back story is part of the allure of the song - but I am left suspended with not enough hints as to why and how.

Keep those creative juices flowing,

James

1,624

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

My son (who is a great kid and wonderful young man) inspired this song.  It has your basic 'country' feel and structure. 
[SONG]
{t:A Simple Exercise}
{st:by, James McCormick, January 30, 2007}
{c: For my son Cullom (who will be 12 in May).}

The [C]sun is moving steadily, [F]shadows getting clear
[G]Dawn is quick, night is past, to-[F]day is finally [C]here
[C]TIme to do it all again, the [F]drill is quite routine
So [G]get out of bed, [G7]have a bite, and [F]get your body [C]clean.
. . . .
Don't [F]loll around and worry about [C]something in the past
Don't [F]lay there feeling powerless, come [G]on now move your ass  [G7]
It's a [C]very basic habit, it [F]comes as no surprise
To [G]get your day [G7]underway is a [F]simple exer-[C]cise.
{soc}
A [F]simple exercise
A [C]simple exercise
The im-[C]portant stuff in daily life
Is a [F]simple [G]exer-[C]cise
{eoc}
Re-[C]member your good manners, say [F]'thank you' if you please
Being [G]pleasant and respectful are [F]top priori-[C]ties
You can [C]get more flies with sugar, if [F]flies are what you want (?!)
It's [G]much more fun to [G7]smile and wave, than to [F]aggravate and [C]taunt
. . . .
You [F]need not be an expert in [C]formal etiquette
To [F]understand that what you give is ex-[G]actly what you get  [G7]
[C]Living life with honor, it [F]comes as no surprise
Be-[G]having in a [G7]civilized way is a [F]simple exer-[C]cise
{soc}
A [F]simple exercise
A [C]simple exercise
The im-[C]portant stuff in daily life
Is a [F]simple [G]exer-[C]cise
{eoc}
To [C]be an honest person should [F]be a daily aim
[G]Knowing what is wrong from right is [F]part of being [C]sane
[C]Honesty is precious, don't [F]compromise your pride
If [G]you are always [G7]truthful, then [F]truth is on your [C]side
. . . .
[F]Everyday you'll hear some stuff, that [C]people say to you
[F]Realize that what they say it may [G]not be actually true  [G7]
[C]Sorting fact from fiction, it [F]comes as no surprise
[G]Figuring out what [G7]makes good sense is a [F]simple exer-[C]cise
{soc}
A [F]simple exercise
A [C]simple exercise
The im-[C]portant stuff in daily life
Is a [F]simple [G]exer-[C]cise
{eoc}
Suc-[C]cess is more than money, suc-[F]cess is working hard
You'll [G]never be successful if you're a [F]lazy ol' tub of [C]lard
[C]Train your brain to understand and [F]also to create
The [G]world needs lots of [G7]heros, it [F]never is too [C]late
. . . .
[F]Focus on the work at hand, [C]try to 'git 'er done'
[F]Later on when the task is over there's [G]time to have some fun  [G7]
It's a [C]very basic habit, it [F]comes as no surprise
To [G]be a successful [G7]person is a [F]simple exer-[C]cise.
{soc}
A [F]simple exercise
A [C]simple exercise
The im-[C]portant stuff in daily life
Is a [F]simple [G]exer-[C]cise
{eoc}
[/SONG]

1,625

(5 replies, posted in About Chordie)

hello bazzer ireland and welcome to chordie!  Perhaps your difficulty in finding the "Turn the Page" is simply a misspelling the artist's name.  It is Bob Seger (with no i).


There are several ways to find specific songs on chordie:

- Search by artists generally uses the last name of the artist.  This is the default search mode.  Click on the first letter of the artist's last name or band name on chordie's front page and then scroll through the listings.

- Search by song title is another way - often times this method will turn up listings for other artists or bands that have covered (or originated) a song.

- Another approach is to do a text search - simply entering the song's title, a line, or a phrase in the text search line will usually offer a wide variety of possible matches.

- Another method is to go to the 'Public books' tab and then search within the songbooks assembled by other chordie users.  This method may result in finding a version of the song that somebody has lovingly edited to suit their tastes.


Seeger's "Turn the Page" is a popular listing since it is often included in the 'top 10' and the 'top 100' lists that appear on chordie's front page.  I have not looked, but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple versions of this song (probably with both tabs and chords) available in chordies massive index.


Once you have played around with chordie's buttons a bit, you will find that it is very easy to use and that there are many unique features offered by this site.  Since I first stumbled on this site, I have found it to be an excellent source not only for songs but also for information on the many forum topics.


Hope this helps . . . I saw Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band perform in a bar many many years ago - it was a marvelous performance!