1,576

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Another user was kind enough recently to provide the information you requested.  However, their reply included full lyrics and chords for this copyrighted song.  Consequently, the reply has been deleted to avoid legal entanglements for chordie.  Sorry for the inconvenience . . . Hope you continue enjoying chordie as a valuable resource for information and entertainment.

1,577

(5 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello andy.d - I agree with rogerguppy that it is helpful to carefully edit songs in your songbook.  Most songs have all sorts of 'chaff' and 'noise' that are not needed.


When you open a song using the 'edit' button at the end of each listing in your songbook, you will see what the song originally looked like before chordie's formatting wizard does it's voodoo.  The chordie formatter will automatically ignore some stuff, but other things you've just got to fix yourself.  Some of these problems include:


*Double-spacing of text (lyrics should be single-spaced)

*Unecessary line breaks

*Various notations or messages intended to be helpful

*Poorly-written tabs that just occupy space

*Misplaced or missing chords


All of these space-hogging features can be easily corrected or zapped while editing.  The editing can be very slow and tedious at first, but with just a little practice it get's to be very quick and easy.


I have found that printing a whole songbook is generally not desirable.  Rather, I print out individual songs once I have made my editing adjustments.


Hope this helps!

1,578

(24 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello Don Mak and we are honored with your presence here in this little corner of the wild wild web!  You have a great site - lots of practical and well-written advice.  James

1,579

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Wonderful song bud_wiser!  Beautiful expression of melancholy - makes me think of a particular ex-girlfriend from many moons ago.  I like it and hope to see more of your stuff.  James

1,580

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

rocker101 - nifty little ditty there, but looking at this one and your 'mrs. heartake' lyric I'm wondering if you subconsciously pick girls who are bound to hurt your pride.  I guess that is one way to get song ideas, but it must be absolutely exhausting.


Her best friend?  Girls (and people) like that don't have friends - they have co-conspirators and partners in predatory dating.  I see another heartbreak song in the making . . .

1,581

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger - I figured you would particulary like 'My Last Refrain' since you share my impish humor and are even a bit wiser than myself!  I'm willing to wait a very very long time for that microphone . . .

1,582

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

hello chicklesB#1 - glad you like the songs I've posted and that you appreciate the humor.  You are correct that this is a very cool site with many good people.  This is exactly the kind of site that makes the internet a wonderful resource for education and amusement.  Thanks for the compliment and have fun making music!  James

1,583

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hey y'all - just posted "My Last Refrain" in a new thread - another 'country chord' ode.

1,584

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here is a fun little song about funerals:
[SONG]
{t:My Last Refrain}
{st:by, James McCormick, Feb. 10, 2007}

[G]Viking chiefs went floating off u-[C]pon the ebbing tide
[D]Flaming ships of treasure sailing [C]to the other [G]side
[G]Pharaoh he got pickled be-[C]fore he was entombed
WIth [D]lots of golden objects piled in-[C]to a tiny [D]room  [D7]
. . . .
[G]Roman emperors were laid a-[C]top a funeral pyre
With [D]massive toga parties featuring [C]optional at-[G]tire
Ne-[G]anderthals were curled up with [C]flowers and shiny stones
With [D]big ol' rocks piled up on top so [C]critters couldn't gnaw their [G]bones
{soc}
[G7]Ohhhh . . . . Just [C]have a big ol' party when I've [G]sung my last refrain
[C]Please don't spend no money on my [D]wrinkly old remains  [G7]
The [G]only precious stuff I got are [C]friends and family
So [D]have a get-together and [C]hoist a drink for [D]me!  [D7]
{eoc}
[G]Mayan kings had big send-offs with [C]human sacrifice
Ac-[D]cording to their customs it [C]must have been quite [G]nice
[G]European kings and queens get [C]Pomp and Circumstance
But [D]I don't need a big parade, I'm [C]not so fancy [D]pantsed  [D7]
. . . .
[G]Czars and Popes and Presidents get [C]monuments of rock
So [D]pilgrims and the curious un-[C]to these sites can [G]flock
Don't [G]plant me under a headstone or be-[C]hind a metal plate
Just [D]notify my creditors that it's [C]just too bloody [G]late
{soc}
[G7]Ohhhh . . . . Just [C]have a big ol' party when I've [G]sung my last refrain
[C]Please don't spend no money on my [D]wrinkly old remains  [G7]
The [G]only precious stuff I got are [C]friends and family
So [D]have a get-together and [C]hoist a drink for [D]me!  [D7]
{eoc}
[G]Divvy up my stuff if it can [C]be of any use
But [D]most of it is prob'ly junk, just [C]dusty ol' re-[G]fuse
[G]Donate what's left over to some [C]worthy charity
And [D]pile rest out by the curb for the [C]city to haul a-[D]way  [D7]
. . . .
[G]Have a lot of beer on hand, and some [C]munchies would be good
[D]Sing and laugh and carry on, an-[C]noy the neighbor-[G]hood
[G]Reminisce a little bit 'bout the [C]happy guy I was
But [D]don't do nothin' fancy please [C]simply be-[G]cause . . . .
{soc}
[G7]Ohhhh . . . . Just [C]have a big ol' party when I've [G]sung my last refrain
[C]Please don't spend no money on my [D]wrinkly old remains  [G7]
The [G]only precious stuff I got are [C]friends and family
So [D]have a get-together and please [C]hoist a drink for [G]me!
{eoc}
[/SONG]

1,585

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger, you are truly a romantic . . . such sweet sincerity and honest emotion.  James

1,586

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Greetings fofort55 & welcome to chordie!  Check the 'Public books' tab on chordie's front page.  There are several categories including 'Absolute Beginner' and 'Easy Songs'.  Delve into these songbooks that other users have assembled and you are bound to find some stuff that appeals to your tastes and abilities.


Remember, most songs on chordie can be transposed into a key that suits you - so change a song using the transposing tool if there are chords that you don't know yet.  Hope this helps - but not knowing your tastes, it is hard to suggest specific songs that you might enjoy.

1,587

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello aragorn - The best way to start writing songs is to start with whatever you got to start with.  If you've already got some melodies, then that is where you can start.  Ideas for lyrics are all around you - just start writing about what you see or feel or think.  Jot down lots of ideas and then let those ideas simmer while stirring gently.  Keep a notebook with ideas and work in progress.


Have fun and keep it simple.  Not everything you write will be a gem - most stuff will be gravel.  Read the lyrics of songs you like and notice how the song is structured.  The more you try to write songs the easier the process becomes - but there is no perfect system for creating a perfect song.


Remember that a song is just a few words and some notes put together.  Have lots of ideas to play with - if one song idea is not working out it is not the end of the world.  There are always more ideas to play with.  James

1,588

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Greetings Warren - "Keep Looking For You" has a great lyric.  Very expressive and very direct - nicely done.  The chords seem to be rather repetitive, but perhaps the melody you've got for it will overcome that.  Glad you're active on the forum and look forward to seeing more of your creations. James

1,589

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello all in the Songwriters' Circle - I just posted another song, see "Flabby-Assed Buffoons" thread.  Another song in the Country&Western style . . . I seem to be stuck in 'country chord hell' lately.  Not a bad place to be, but everything I hear in my head lately has a country twang.

1,590

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here is a little ditty about spectator sports . . .
[SONG]
{t:Flabby-Assed Buffoons}
{st:by, James McCormick, Feb. 9, 2007}

I don't [C]give a darn who's playing, it [F]matters not to me
Don't [G]bore me with the details, about [F]something on T-[C]V
It's [C]really not important, it's [F]just a silly game
Spec-[G]tator sports with fat-assed fans are [F]driving me in-[C]sane.
{soc}
[F]Single-sex soap operas for the [C]easily amused
Spec-[F]tacular diversions for the [G]drunken and confused  [G7]
A-[C]renas overflowing with [F]flabby-assed buffoons
[G]Single-sex soap operas for the [F]easily a-[C]mused
{eoc}
Was [C]that the game where they ran around in [F]colorful costumes?
The [G]snazzy matching outfits on [F]which the cameras [C]zoomed
The [C]game where players tried to [F]score and score again?
Where the [G]team with the most points will be a-[F]head when they [C]win?
{soc}
[F]Single-sex soap operas for the [C]easily amused
Spec-[F]tacular diversions for the [G]drunken and confused  [G7]
A-[C]renas overflowing with [F]flabby-assed buffoons
[G]Single-sex soap operas for the [F]easily a-[C]mused
{eoc}
So [C]grab a ball and head outside and [F]play a game with friends
[G]Run around and holler and [F]help your team to [C]win
[C]Get some real exercise, get your [F]fat ass off the couch
[G]Tell me about a game you played but [F]not about one you [C]watched.
{soc}
[F]Single-sex soap operas for the [C]easily amused
Spec-[F]tacular diversions for the [G]drunken and confused  [G7]
A-[C]renas overflowing with [F]flabby-assed buffoons
[G]Single-sex soap operas for the [F]easily a-[C]mused
{eoc}
[/SONG]

1,591

(4 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Roger - Here is a possible solution . . . not optimal, but a 'deviously doable' workaround that allows you to get the beautiful chordie formatting plus transposability and savability.  For lack of a better term, I'll call it:


"How To Hi-Jack A Song In Your Songbook"

1.  Copy the chrodpro text and chords of a song in the forum.  (Or, copy the text and chords of a chordpro-form song from anywhere.)

2.  Go to your chordie songbook - pick a victim - just pick a song that can't defend itself . . . a song that you don't need anymore . . . a song who's end has come . . .

3.  Open your chosen 'victim song' using the 'edit' button.

4.  Now - this is important - in the song edit pane, zap the whole song EXCEPT for the {t:Song Title} and {st:Subtitle} lines.  These two lines MUST stay put.

5.  Paste in your song right under the old title and sub-title lines.

6.  Change your own song's 'title' and 'sub-title' commands to comments by putting {c:Your Title} and {c:Your Subtitle} brackets and c: commands.  Each comment must each appear own their own line.

7.  'Save' the new hi-jacked song using the save button under the edit pane.

8.  If you copied a song lyric from the forum, the chord brackets will need to be replaced in the edit pane - the chords will be in the right location, just without any [ ] around them.

9.  Always exit the edit routine by hitting the 'return to songbook' button after saving your changes.  Your hi-jacked song will be in your songbook - but it will be listed under the original "victim song's" index name . . .

10.  You can now open up your new song now, as you normally would any song in your songbook - and you can now transpose, print, etc.  Your new song will always have the 'victim song' title and sub-title at the top though . . .

11.  Obviously, never make this hi-jacked song or songbook public since the indexing would probably get all fouled up . . .


Seems complicated, but it is a simple task.  Again, not an optimal solution - but a solution. - James

1,592

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ken, "I Used To" is great fun - love the humor.  Perfect proof that even lousy pop tripe can be the inspiration for a song.

1,593

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Yes - I have some songs in the oven now.  Have sort of violated my own advice and let one become too precious and am sort of stuck on it at present.  The one I'm stuck on will actually be 2 songs when it's done (same story from 2 perspectives).


Have a couple others underway, one about single-gender soap operas for the easily amused (sports), and another that seems to be about materialism (mini-storage facilities & what's inside all those little buildings).

1,594

(81 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Ho Roger - just listened to your latest version of 'How I Love You' and the revised lyric is an improvement - well done!  What else are you working on - any other songs in the pipeline?


I have lately been quite enamoured of Paul Thorn's stuff

<a href="http://www.paulthorn.com/" target="_blank">http://www.paulthorn.com/</a>

His lyrics are simple yet profound and his tunes are superbly crafted, elegant gems.  Makes me realize that most of what I have created is gravel . . . but I shall continue striving for gems.

1,595

(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello shawnmgray - anybody can learn to sing better.  Usually the first steps are learning how to breathe properly and how to provide your vocal chords sufficient breath support to produce a clear and resonant tone.  Just as you trained your finger muscles to play guitar, you must put some effort into training your diaphram, vocal chords, and mouth to work together to sing.


A web search on 'voice training' or similar words will turn up lots of stuff.  Here is a link to some basic tips:

<a href="http://singsmart.com/freesingingarticles.html" target="_blank">http://singsmart.com/freesingingarticles.html</a>

1,596

(5 replies, posted in Electric)

Glad you had fun playing and singing with the kids - I am a big believer in little kids discovering the joys of music through sing-alongs and song/motion games and other group activities.


A perfect instrument for classroom use is an autoharp.  Get yourself a basic model and you've got everything you need for all kinds of fun.  Not only is an autharp easy for you to play and sing along with - the kids themselves can also have huge fun making music (once they understand to treat it gently).  Strap buttons can be installed so that you can walk around with the instrument.


Also, using an autoharp would spare your guitar the peril of being within reach of many curious fingers.

1,597

(7 replies, posted in Electric)

Anything is 'collectable', musical instruments included.  I don't begrudge anyone finding pleasure in owning any object and being fascinated by the details of it's construction and historical context.  The phenomena of guitars being highly prized is a natural result of people loving the music they can create.  So - folks who find such things interesting - hey, let them have their fun - it's neat stuff.


I do however strongly agree with you regarding the effect it may have on progress in creating new and possibly better-designed instruments.  Recent innovations in ceramics, carbon fiber compounds, polymers, metalic alloys have yielded woundrous possibilities for creating instruments using these new materials.


However, the primary focus of most manufacturers is to churn out 'new antiques'.  The Model T was a great car in it's day - but modern cars are constructed from better materials and have refinements that make them better cars.  I trust that some creative luthiers are experimenting with radical 'concept instruments' (just like the 'concept cars') using new materials and new ideas . . . but the guitar industry seems mired in a rut of nostalgia.

1,598

(7 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Here is a song that seems to have the tab-spacing problem:

<a href="***deleted since it leads to an url that is now invalid" target="_blank">***deleted since it leads to an url that is now invalid</a>

Hope this helps . . .

1,599

(5 replies, posted in Electric)

Oops! I just noticed the chordie songbook link I posted is not working . . . The songbook's name is 'Kid Songs - BIG FUN' and it is in the Absolute Beginner's category of the Public books tab.


Also, the book appears to have only 4 songs in it, but one of the listings actually contains 41 different songs all together.

1,600

(5 replies, posted in Electric)

hello hannibalgirl44 - singing with kids is one of the greatest thing to do - you're gonna have a blast!


Here is a chordie songbook I put together with a bunch of nursery rhymes and Mother Goose songs plus a few others thrown in for kicks:


<a href="http://www.chordie.com/songbook.php?selectedsongbook=Kid+Sing-Alongs" target="_blank"> http://www.chordie.com/songbook.php?sel … ok=Kid+Sin g-Alongs</a>


This other link is to a collection of camp songs and other great sing-along tunes:


<a href="http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~kristin/songbook/Songbook.html" target="_blank">http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~kristin/songbook/Songbook.html</a>


When singing with kids, remember to keep it simple so that everybody can join the fun & let them stand up and have some room to move.


You can google up 'children's songs' to find tons of other sources.  Let us know how it goes . . .

James