Kid next door came by and heard me play. Said he had a guitar. I told him to go get it.
He comes back with a First Act guitar shaped object his mom got him at Walmart. Worst cardboard-like piece of junk I ever saw.
I put some old light gauge strings on it for him so he could strum in tune for a bit. He can't even play one chord.
I think he broke it over his sister's head.
1,551 2009-04-23 21:02:36
Re: Your most disappointing guitar... (45 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
1,552 2009-04-21 02:00:19
Re: I played last night! What is your worst guitar expeirience? (27 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
There were four guitar players on a sailing trip to Greece. Nobody brought a guitar. There were a couple of guys I could tell were probably pretty good but I'll never know for sure because nobody brought an axe. I went and bought a Martin Backpacker.
alvee33 and tine, at least you guys gave it a go. Far better to get up and do it even if you splatter it off the wall than back off and wonder if you could possibly have really contributed to the party.
1,553 2009-04-21 01:32:30
Re: timing/strumming question...bluegrass strum vs dduudu (4 replies, posted in Acoustic)
blue63, You are right about playing in time. That's a real priority.
Any time you see two or more guitar players holding the exact same chord, tuning differences are exposed that don't sound good. Try to play a barre chord up on the neck if he is down playing open string chords.
dfoskey's post is ideal. Play another supplemental line that goes with what he is playing. Lead and fill-in licks sound great along with a solid rhythm guitar player. Listen and find a way to flesh out what he plays and you set him free to play out knowing you are there with support.
1,554 2009-04-19 22:33:30
Re: What songs did you learn early?? (13 replies, posted in Electric)
"Put De Lime in De Coconut" - two chords, D7,G7.
1,555 2009-04-19 14:14:28
Re: AAAAAAGH I CAN'T NAME MY BAND IT'S TOO HARD!!! (105 replies, posted in My local band and me)
How 'bout "Cambridge Shire Rock Monsters"?
1,556 2009-04-18 13:05:36
Re: I played last night! What is your worst guitar expeirience? (27 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I'll never forget the night my favorite uncle, a top notch pianist in the New York music scene, came to a Mobile, Alabama bar in 1964 to hear my six piece band.
Everything went wrong. My lead singer forgot lyrics he had always sang perfectly, I hit a music stand when I swung my trumpet and music and stand went everywhere, the bass player got stinking drunk - just to name a few problems. It was a horrible night.
My uncle was very gracious about it but the last thing I wanted to do in front of him was SUCK!
1,557 2009-04-18 12:21:06
Re: Beginners classic guitar chords (12 replies, posted in Song requests)
Hi.
This will sound very stupid maybe but how do I know how many times I should play the chord until I change, in a song? A beginners question I know.
If you play along with a recording of a song, you count the number of "beats" a chord lasts before you change to the next chord. You tap your foot along with the record and count the beats.
The song, "Stand by Me" has a chord progression of C, A minor, F and G.
You play C for 8 beats, A minor for 8 beats, F for 4 beats and G for four beats. Repeat until the song finishes or you get sick and tired of it.
Play along with the video:
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741%3e
It's gotta be fun,
toots
1,558 2009-04-18 12:02:47
Re: teaching my sister guitar (3 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Play along with: http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741%3e
It's an easy progression, C, A minor, F and G over and over.
I mute strings by laying the pinky side of my picking hand (right) against the strings.
The strum pattern is bum ba dum ba bum bum- down up down up down down.
1,559 2009-04-18 04:38:43
Re: What's in your set list? Artist A-Z (47 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
This is a great idea. A traveling fan records a street musician singing, "Stand by me."
He then takes his recording to other street players far and wide and they play along with and add their lines to the recording.
1,560 2009-04-18 04:30:35
Re: Joke Thread (42 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
A friend told me my hair is getting thin. I replied, "That's okay, who wants fat hair."
1,561 2009-04-17 01:57:17
Re: Joke Thread (42 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Know how to make a million dollars playing tuba?
Start out with two million.
1,562 2009-04-17 01:47:20
Re: Learning by ear (11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
How do you get both ears on the guitar at the same time?
1,563 2009-04-17 01:38:06
Re: THE MOST IMPORTANT SPORT IN THE USA (36 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
gitaardocphil,
You described a "huddle" before most every play in American football. This plus the hand signals are attempts to figure a way to fool the other team and gain some advantage.
Having big stars like Mariah Carey play halftime at a football game is an attempt to entice football haters to watch the game as well so sponsors can be charged obscene rates due to such a large audience.
My son and grandson are skateboarders. I am too old to skateboard but a "Fuzion scooter" with four wheels and a steering post works for me. That way I can go "board banging" in mall parking lots with them and maybe get thrown out when they do.
I never quite grew all the way up.
1,564 2009-04-17 01:14:32
Re: over the rainbow (7 replies, posted in Song requests)
susanreda,
I could be really wrong, but I am working on a song by Jason Mraz called, "I'm Yours" that has a reggae rhythm and a similar feeling to "Over the Rainbow".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zut0TznmSu0
Could this possibly be it?
1,565 2009-04-15 13:54:04
Re: Your most disappointing guitar... (45 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
My sweet wife bought me a F-hole Harmony for $50 new back in the day. It was enough to get me started.
I was playing a gig with a mid - 70's Yamaha dreadnought when a bar customer walked up with his Martin D - 18 he was so proud of.
The Martin was heavy and had a "G" string the rang out louder than the other 5. He was hurt when I handed it back to him after two songs. He assumed I'd be thrilled to play it all night long.
1,566 2009-04-13 00:18:25
Re: Another talent? (13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hello, Micky the Mooch,
Time and fate push us toward and away from music all through our lives.
Alls we can do is play sincere and rightous music for our state of expertise and level of development at any age. Never a need for excuses.
I found writing painful. I do some.
I've always been an all around musician. I scull out the lyrics, figure out rhythm and chords, direct the rehearsals, book gigs, play rhythm guitar and horns, sing lead and backup, load, own and store equipment and chat charmingly to the crowd while someone replaces a broken string.
We all have to do many tasks well just to be musicians.
What do we do that can be defined as a secondary talent or multitasking? I don't know but I measure sucess as being able to live the dream without missing any mortgage payments or meals.
1,567 2009-04-10 15:29:15
Re: What's your BIGGEST fear? (30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
What about being in a strange bathroom at someone's house and unable to find any toilet paper?
This means you gotta wipe your butt on the shower curtain.
1,568 2009-04-10 15:13:01
Re: Playing the Melody vs Strumming (5 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Keep it simple at first.
If you find a gap in a song where you are not singing or strumming, pick out a little fill lick there, to fatten out your arrangement.
1,569 2009-04-08 01:21:19
Re: OK THEN FAIR PLAY, BEST FEMALE PERFORMERS (59 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I could only find one origonal song by Elaine Petty, a fine lady who lives and plays right down the beach from here.
1,570 2009-04-08 00:59:03
Re: ****LOOKING FOR CHORDS**** (18 replies, posted in Song requests)
Hello, Guitarrock,
The origional hit by Lynard Skynard was played in key of G.
So the verses go: D,C,G.
Don't forget about the whoo hoo hoo part where it goes F,C,D,C,G.
Being from Alabama, we jumped on that song from day one.
"Sweet Home Alabama" replaced "Stars Fell on Alabama" on our car license plates. It is much better to have our state referred to as a "sweet home" rather than an impact area.
1,571 2009-04-07 00:06:42
Re: OK THEN FAIR PLAY, BEST FEMALE PERFORMERS (59 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I can understand less than half of Rickie Lee Jones' lyrics but I love to hear her mumble.
1,572 2009-04-03 11:41:26
Re: Help With New Strings! (9 replies, posted in Acoustic)
I, also have always cut my new strings after winding them on, stretching them a little, them "playing them in".
However I see a benefit in cutting the strings first.
You can be sure, after inserting the right amount of the free end through the hole to be able to crank just the right number of turns to have enough so the string won't slip. There is also less danger of accidentally (my being blind as well as careless) cutting one of the new strings.
1,573 2009-04-03 11:31:05
Re: Just need an idea!!! (5 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Neil Diamond has a song called "Hello" (Hello my friend hello) that would be nice for a really, really, really really good friend.
1,574 2009-04-02 21:57:31
Re: What temperture on the strings is best? (3 replies, posted in Acoustic)
I set my guitar out on it's stand at least 30 minutes before I tune up and play to give the guitar a chance to settle in to room temperature.
You don't want to have an air conditioning vent aimed at you onstage. When it cycles on and off your tuning will go out.
Down here in the steamy South, a music venue will set the air conditioner high to super cool the room before the crowd arrives. After the room packs out with warm bodies andd sweaty dancers, there is little chance the A/C can drop the temperature very much.
1,575 2009-03-28 14:09:53
Re: John Lee Hooker (9 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
John Lee is playing in E with standard tuning but his rhythm is odd.
He got worse as he got older because playing alone too much allows us to develop bad rhythm habits.
I find him dropping or adding beats to measures - especially as he got older.
It wasn't a problem for him but it had to drive his sidemen nuts.