I think this kid must be from the loins somehow of Tommy Emanuelle!! 
Superb!
1,526 2008-05-14 21:45:03
Re: Check out this kid (11 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
1,527 2008-05-14 21:40:08
Re: Rock My Soul (3 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Well done Seriousfun,
I could rock and roll to that song. Good upbeat to it.
Old Doll.
1,528 2008-05-14 21:35:35
Re: t:title "life on earth"{pick chords} (7 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Good song Daddycool,
I do believe Nature recreates every day without force.
Human Greed is making a ba### of our planet.
Old Doll.
1,529 2008-05-14 21:27:04
Re: t:title"get the sunshine" (4 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Daddy,
ive been doing just as you suggested. Warming these ole bones.
As your song says" My soul is well warmed.
Oh for weeks of this lovely weather.
Old Doll.
1,530 2008-05-14 21:23:39
Re: "Family Reunion" (4 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Jets,
Have a wonderful reunion with your family. Such good times.
We have one arranged Here in a hotel for 24 th May, Fun Fun all round
Lovely lyrics by the way.
Old Doll.
1,531 2008-05-13 19:31:15
Topic: Hillbillies! Ya gotta laugh. (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
1,532 2008-05-13 18:39:24
Topic: More Kids Stuff. (1 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in
Swindon , Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year
olds)apparantly.....
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying
a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (eg the abdomen) A.
The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels: A,E,I,O and U
Q. What is the fibula
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent
contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure
A. A Roman Emperor
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature A.
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its
meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
1,533 2008-05-12 14:31:52
Topic: Hi Chordians! (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Anyone here play one of these great instruments?
http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_ … 3E%3Cparam
Enjoy.
Old Doll.
1,534 2008-05-12 14:09:36
Re: TAKE CARE OF MY LOVE (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Russell,
This song reminds me of the Country Dances i used to attend In my hayday.
Good song/Melody. Well done.
Old Doll.
Ps. Russell! you do know the song cuts out before reaching the end on youtube?
1,535 2008-05-12 14:03:41
Re: t:title"a bridge to chordie"{pick chords} (4 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Nice one Daddy!
Ill join hands anyday with the members of Chordie.
Keep cool Daddy!
Old Doll.
1,536 2008-05-12 14:01:19
Re: Comin' Home (1 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Failte Seriousfun,
Ive listened to your song. Very well done to you. You have acheived a lot in one year!
Looking forward to hearing more from you.
Enjoy Chordie.
Old Doll.
1,537 2008-05-11 10:03:12
Re: "The Mighty Mojo" a Mother's Day song from a Pug (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
The smaller the dog the bigger the bark!
Like all dogs to me adorable. From the scruffiest to the most elegant, love them all.
My own dog Ben had a wee scrap the other evening with a 9 month old "Alaskan Malamute" new dog to my neighbour.
Got a tad envious of me making a fuss of this beautiful creature..
Good song as always James.
Old Doll.
1,538 2008-05-11 09:49:49
Re: Happy Mother's Day (32 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi Topdown,
I got the biggest lump in my throat reading this piece. Helene, would be so proud of you.
This post is a real sign that a mother holds her kids hands for a while, but there hearts forever.
May you feel Your Mams presence today and always.
Happy Mothers Day to all Mams.
Old Doll.
Ps. UYK. Dont panic Fathers Day is June 16th. .
1,539 2008-05-10 19:17:46
Re: SouthPaw41L's Human Interest Story (18 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi Southpaw,
Wow! what a story. I had known how you were motivated to keep playing after your accident,
by reading the post here over time. Its a wonderful tribute to the Man you are. Chosen and Special.
Know this!.
My own nephew had his hand and arm degloved in a car accident. It was the most awful times.
3 years later, he is using his arm and hand again. It takes a lot of guts /courage/tenacity to do what
you people do.
I salute you.
Old Doll.
1,540 2008-05-10 19:03:39
Re: "Country Storm" (5 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Greendale,
A short good song with a vast picture.
Well done to you.
Old Doll.
1,541 2008-05-10 19:00:04
Re: "Hanging on to the Memories" (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Yes another good song.
Living with excitement and enthusiasm for life. Everyday we are creating but living the memories also.
Old Doll.
1,542 2008-05-10 18:55:11
Re: "Lordy Mama" (7 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Well done Jets,
I know your Mamma has to be proud of you. She reared a good un!
Old Doll.
1,543 2008-05-10 18:52:33
Re: MY NEW SONG (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Fine song Russell,
Also a very good recording. All the icecream seems to be paying off.
Well Done to you.
Old Doll.
1,544 2008-05-10 18:46:38
Re: "My Geezerly Years" (7 replies, posted in Songwriting)
The lyrics here in this song "Made me smile a lot James.
As always very well done.
Old Doll.
1,545 2008-05-10 18:44:24
Re: "late spring" (10 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Lovely Daddycool,
Anything to do with Nature does my heart good. I must tell you the wee birds
are picking off the edges of my new hanging baskets.
Pulling all they can get from the liners for nest making. LOL. I can only watch and smile
at the inguneity of these wee birds.
Thanks for sharing your observations.
Old Doll.
1,546 2008-05-07 19:12:18
Re: Song, To Be You. Helena Donovan. (8 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Thank You all for your comments as always.
I live with the nightmare that is Anaphylactic Shock. Crept up on me last week end again. So scary, my immune system is so efficent it nearly kills me to try and save me. But i lay in the hospital thinking of all my family and cyber chordie friends, and how you all mean so much to me.
Just thought id let you all know i think your all wonderful, "thank you" for your own unique Characteristics. You wonderful Global people.
Slán.
Dia Linn to all.
Helena.
1,547 2008-05-07 00:22:30
Re: anyone else teaching guitar in prisons? (12 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Give them loads of simple songs to learn. In there spare time. I mean the words.
Most people showing an interest in Music know Melodies. Can they access this?
Goodluck and Blessing to you for your good work.
Old Doll.
1,548 2008-05-07 00:13:36
Re: Hummingbird (8 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Danspr,
Ive seen this when it was posted first. I am very surprised none of the guitar experts here have made any comments at all!!
I was wishing to glean some info as to get an insight into your piece.
Come on Lads. Whats the story here? Someone ? Anyone? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Old Doll.
1,549 2008-05-07 00:07:12
Re: "What If" (5 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Lovely song Jets.
Ive met mine also but, im not married to him. Nor do i have any desire to be. I guess id be afraid to spoil a good thing.
Sure wish i could have met him first time round. Ah bliss. I guess ill never know.
Happy Old Doll.
1,550 2008-05-07 00:03:08
Re: Lizzie Girl (2 replies, posted in Songwriting)
This song is so sad,
Did lizzie die or something ? You must put chords to this. I so want to hear Lizzie
personified in song. She sounds like she deserves this and more.
Old Doll.