Chet Atkins got to me and I am older than dirt.
1,502 2009-07-10 03:01:50
Re: Kilt Etiquette( Mainly for Ken) (18 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
What's under a Scotsman's kilt? His socks and shoes, of course.
Topdown, I think I found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hOhj94ZGE
1,503 2009-07-10 02:04:31
Re: user groups for multi effects. (11 replies, posted in Electric)
I have had Korg A-100 effects pedal since the early 90's. 60 preset sounds and 60 more I can write. I wrote only a dozen because the 60 preset effects about have me covered. It can get me an Eric Clapton sound or anybody's sound out of an old Gibson 330 through any amp or P.A. I just wish I could play like those guys.
It is a great way to change up the sound of a short handed band.
These days, I primarily play rhythm for one singer, my grandson Casey. He loves to help me pick out guitar effects for all his new songs. His repitore goes from AC/DC to Johnny Cash.
I thought I didn't need that Korg pedal when I bought it but I gotta have it now. It makes that Gibson really holler.
1,504 2009-07-07 03:16:43
Re: Geeserhood ..... (66 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Geezerhood has it's good points. Nobody expects you to run or even walk fast. People expect very little from us when it's time to move a refrigerator or push a truck off.
However, I notice this guy with a shovel following me around everywhere I go.
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1,505 2009-07-07 03:06:33
Re: Kilt Etiquette( Mainly for Ken) (18 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
My wife had the temerity to ask a Scotsman what he had under his kilt.
He replied, " The future of the Scottish nation."
1,506 2009-07-07 02:31:52
Re: Travel guitar (41 replies, posted in Acoustic)
As a sailor on a 65 foot boat with six people aboard, the only place for my dreadnought guitar was in my bunk with me all night, every night. Bummer!
My wife bought me a Martin Backpacker for $200. There are so many places I could've stowed that. Alvee33, it looks and probably sounds like the Lindo you pictured.
A slim resonance chamber gives a ukelele - type sound but with a full neck you can play anything you need. the darn thing has to have extra light strings or it won't hold a tune. If it is not tuned close to 440 (standard with a tuner), it won't hold a tune.
I'm just a strummer. A travel guitar is good enough for me to sing with. I found a tiny tuner to go in the gig bag with a crank and spare strings. Guitar and gig bag together weigh 3 pounds.
If I wear a strap even when sitting, I can corrall it enough with my right arm to keep it from rotating on me.
A baby Taylor sounds better but a Lindo or Backpacker stow better in cramped quarters.
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1,507 2009-06-27 19:02:37
Re: learning rubbish songs (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I never considered them "rubbish" but after hours songs for after the kids go to bed or the last lady leaves the bar.
Songs like, "I never have seen a b*^&% that could eat this much" , "You done me wrong but at least you done me" ," The Ballad of John and Lorena Bobbit", " She laid a Lousiana lip lock on my Alabama pork chop", "The more I learn about women the more I love my truck", are my favorites. I have a hundred of them in the back of my fat book.
Do I lack taste and a sense of proper decorum?
Absolutely!
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1,508 2009-06-23 12:28:09
Re: making a difference? (5 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
I bought a Korg A-100 effects pedal. I didn't need it at the time but I wanted it and it sold for $299 down from$399.
It has 60 preset sounds and I can write 60 more. The silent tuning is sweet.
This helps change up the sound of a single player or small band.
I don't see how I ever could do without it. Ever!
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1,509 2009-06-21 03:22:52
Re: Made my Mom cry (17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Lots of people cry after hearing me play Maybe I should practice.
1,510 2009-06-21 02:03:44
Re: is it ok to learn on a cheap crappy guitar? (22 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
Boy next door, age 7 heard me play and announced, " I have a guitar."
I said, "Go get it.
He ran home and brought over a "First Act" acoustic his dad bought at Wal Mart. I restrung it with a set of my month old strings and tuned it for him. A cardboard guitar is not worth the price of a new set of strings.
I thought my first F-hole Harmony guitar was bad but this kid's "First Act" guitar-shaped object, will cut his fingers and sound like garbage forever.
1,511 2009-06-18 20:27:31
Re: You Guys Have GOT To Hear This (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Stephen's good but Ms. Brianna has a vocal sound she should never be ashamed of. She can dip her socks in my coffee anytime.
The recording they have is good enough for a demo.
I'd like to hear more.
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1,512 2009-06-18 20:14:59
Re: Your Guitar's Name? (17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I actually walked into the room today (after changing her strings last night) and turned to my guitar and said (out loud!) "Hi baby!" I had to walk away shaking my head. What's wrong with me????
Nothing wrong with calling yo' baby, baby. Take care of that axe and it'll take care of you.
I played my Gibson 330 in barrooms for 24 years. I am not or will ever be a great guitar player. It was my horn playing,not my rhythm guitar playing that kept me working. This is not origonal but I named that 330 "Ralph" after a guy-not a girl, because some nights I would whip it and some nights it would whip me.
1,513 2009-06-18 19:52:27
Re: My sob story (35 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Seersha (such a pretty name),
Welcome and congratulations for getting past a traumatic (for anyone) humiliation.
It's all about the music. You seem to be drawn back to it again.
You are fortunate to have a talented and supportive mate. I'm sure he will help you find your way back.
Music is rarely do or die. It has to be fun. As a player you can please others and yourself and really make a party.
So, take your time, ease into things at your own pace and never lose sight of the fact that it must be fun for all concerned.
1,514 2009-06-18 19:25:38
Re: 12-string or not (35 replies, posted in Acoustic)
I had a '60s Mossrite double neck guitar with a six string neck above and a twelve string below. That sucker weighed 40 pounds but what a sound!
My best buddy bought a Epiphone 12 string acoustic guitar that held a tune better than any guitar I ever saw. He was a tugboat captain and took that 12 string out on the boat in any weather and brought it back to me almost in perfect tune. A deckhand stole it and broke ole Captain Dick's heart. 12 strings are usually a booger to tune but that Epiphone was sweet.
I found a Yamaha 12 string at a yard sale for $200 U.S. I had it set up by my favorite guitar guy and it played fine down low and sounded great. The nut broke at the first string so I strung it up with nylon strings as a six string and gave it to a friend when he retired. His hands had been injured as a boat builder so nylon strings enabled him to play barre chords plus he liked the mellow sound.
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1,515 2009-06-16 13:19:56
Re: New? Guitar (13 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
zguitar,
I have owned nothing but "seasoned' guitars since the 60's with one exception - a black Gibson 335 factory new with a bad neck.
A "hock" shop" or pawn shop, here in the U.S.A. is the best place to find a quality used guitar cheap. In the U.K. they have a different term for a place where you leave an item of value to secure a small cash loan.
It is usually true that:
Pawn shop owners may not be up to speed on guitar brands or playability.
Most hocked guitars have old, tired strings on them. If you see a real bargain possibility, restring it then and there.
If you need advice, drag an experienced guitarist you trust along with you and have him or her bring a tuner.
If the sun is shining on your back door and the moon is right, and you have spread a lot of good karma, lately, you may find a steal of a deal on a fine old guitar.
I bought a beat-up looking 1960 Gibson 330 in 1968 for $200 in a Mobile, Alabama pawn shop. Mucho playing had it sounding like a dream. I beat on it 6 nights a week for 20 years and I still strum it very hard. Did a little fret work. It doesn't look any worse and it plays and sounds great. I am told it's present value could be $2,000 to $12,000. Doesn't matter, my grandson is gonna get it.
My best friend dragged me into a pawn shop and we bought him a mid-70's Yamaha dreadnought - big body acoustic in 1985 for $185. He died and left it to me. What a big, nice sound it has. It was worth $300 back then and, probably, $300 today but with the price of a pro setting it up it is still the best playing, sweetest sounding flat top I have ever played and it still looks almost new.
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1,516 2009-06-11 20:18:11
Re: SET LIST FROM CHORDIE (20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Russel_Harding,
That sounds like a fun set you've put together. I would enjoy hearing all of them.
For how many hours do you need material? I have some tunes in my 400 tune fatbook that might dovetail with what you are preparing. Be glad to help.
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1,517 2009-06-11 19:47:59
Re: is it ok to learn on a cheap crappy guitar? (22 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
My wife bought me a $50 Harmony guitar hoping I would serenade her with that instead of my trumpet.
Three months later I was playing with an all country band at a bar so funky that you could smell the men's room from the highway as you drove by.
I could play my first electric guitar with skinny strings and nice low action twice as fast as the old Harmony. Thought that was cool beans.
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1,518 2009-06-07 03:56:20
Re: MEATLOAF FIT FOR A DOG (50 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
If a microwave is all you have, buy a frozen meatloaf from a store and spice it up after you heat it.
We have a seasoning around here called "Tony Chachere's" that can make most anything up to and including shoe leather taste better.
1,519 2009-06-07 03:37:51
Re: How long have you been playing? Male or Female & Country U R from..lol (111 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Started on tuba in high school. My new wife bought me a guitar when we were in our early 20's. I added trumpet and trombone when I started playing rock and jazz. I was a barroom band leader for 24 years and a postman for 21.
I'm semi-retired now and still looking for trouble.
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1,520 2009-06-07 03:23:29
Re: Seeking bass guitar player (3 replies, posted in My local band and me)
Isaacdbowen, I had the good fortune to form a band with Fang Barrett, the former keyboardist with "Wet Willie" He played a Hammond B-3 organ with his right hand and a separate bass keyboard with his left.
I never wanted for a better bass line than Fang could lay down. We hired a bass guitarist later on but his bass lines were no better than Fang played while he tore up that organ and sang his tail off.
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1,521 2009-06-07 01:59:48
Re: Cheesy Beach Type Tunes (13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Two of the most requested beach tunes here on the Gulf Coast are "Margaritaville" and "Cheeseburger in Paradise" - both by Jimmy Buffet and are available on YouTube.
Local players cringe when they are requested to play these two tunes but they be whatchacall "money music" 'round here.
"Sweet Home Alabama" is a can't miss hit and is now imprinted on our license plates as well as in our hearts.
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Possum, the other white meat.
1,522 2009-06-05 03:11:08
Re: Last 5 songs you've learned?? (42 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
1." I'm yours" by Jason Mraz
2. "One eyed one horned flyin' purple eater" by Sheb Wooley
3. "Hard Times" by Eric Clapton
4. "Hallieluja" by Bon Jovi
5. "Manamana" by Animal from the Muppet Show
1,523 2009-06-05 02:57:56
Re: What's your favourite line in a song ever? (60 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
"I got tears in my ears from lying on my back, crying my eyes out over you."
"How can I miss you if you won't leave?"
"You ripped my heart out and stomped a mudhole in it."
1,524 2009-06-05 02:23:13
Re: Cheesy Beach Type Tunes (13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Gee golly, Topdown, I wonder why the discussion of cheesy beach tunes would bring me to mind.
Here are some of my faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJhCiqBQmY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkrconL_s7U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZKSMwe8F4k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4fwqzR16s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxajh5ZzKPA
The chords should be obvious. Give me another holler if you need more.
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1,525 2009-06-03 13:01:31
Re: britain's got talent.....or has it? (16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Julian Smith is playing a soprano saxophone - beautifully.
A soprano sax is usually straight like a clarinet but is always metal and gives you a brassier sound.
My dad was a reed man and played flute, clarinet and soprano sax for us kids whenever we could nag him into it.
When I joined our school band as a tuba player, he donated his beautiful, silver Selmer soprano sax to the school band.
After he left, the band director couldn't figure a use for it so he threw it in the garbage.