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I was just wondering if the original Random thread would still be alive???? Anyway here's a joke while my fingertips stop throbing.

Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.

Why guitars are better than women:

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

I didn't mean to be Flippant, what that statement really meant was that even though I've heard of mozart, because I'm a musician, but I don't know mozart musically as I'm sure that not alot of the younger crowd "KNOW" him either, sure I've heard some of his music but let's just say it didn't inspire me. I like metal it's true and I'm sure classical has it's roots in all music, but to be honest when I listen to altar of sacrifice from slayer I really don't hear the classical roots of mozart in there! But I do give it up to all who've had a hand in expanding our musical horizins, even mozart!! Sincerely, young and dumb and my string just popped!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's Mozart and what's his latest CD called!!

Cool I'm a Branch manager for First Bank of Farmersville, a Personal Banker for JP Morgan Chase, the treasurer for Princeton-Area Chamber of Commerce, and some guy on facebook is claiming to be me. At least I'm the better looking one!!! Also I think I made a video on youtube that I must have made while sleepwalking. Look under the more info tab where they give me extra thanks(Mike Meave)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_Bp0RdGC8

I was gonna say something funny but I blanked..................................................................................................................................................................Oh yea welcome to chordie, and may all your chords ring true!Did that make sense. I like Gum!

I never go anywhere without my iPod, and I got 2,350 songs on it. So I think I'm good for a while or until Me and Wilson decide to leave the island!!!

How about adding some sorta electrical shock with the equivalence of that of a cattle prod!

Violence is wrong, but someone's gotta do it!! LOL!!!

Do unto other's as other's have done to you !!!!Hee hee hee hee!!

I also use any video converter it will convert wmv,avi,flv,mpg, and Mp4 I use it alot to convert movies and music videos to mp4 for use on my iPod. Plus its FREE!!!!!FREE IS GOOD!!!!

dguyton and Geo both make excellent points, on one hand you have a cheap guitar with a high action and beginners fingers, wich I could see why not alot of people stick with it. Yet on the other hand the high action, sore fingers, and hurting hands were like a war scar to me. It meant I was suffering so that I could get better. The pain was like a badge of honor and I was not going to let that guitar get the best of me, I would tame the beast. Eventually though my fingers stopped hurting and I had gained strenght enough to really hold down those bar chords. 1 year later after playing literally everday for a little more than a year I felt I needed something alittle better not too fancy but not too cheapo! So I bought a 300 dollar Fender From best buy's music store, and let me tell you my fingers had gotten so strong from the cheap guitar's high action that the new fender was like butter I could change from open chords to barre chords lighntning fast. Well that just gave me even more inspiration to keep playing, and so now here I am and even though I have a great playing guitar I still Have GAS(Guitar AcquisitionSyndrome). I want a Gibson SJ-200, but maybe next year!

I've never had problems either but if you notice the threats are on certain songs! Maybe someone should take a deeper look just incase or bring it up up to someone a little bit further up the ladder!!