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(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Casey made a "Case-o" video for his blog on our beach at Gulf Shores, Alabama shortly after the eye of the wimpy storm passed over us.
Cameronkl7 in North Carolina and folks North to New England got it worse than we did.
He featured his dad (my son) Jamie (Jame-o) as a maniac windblown weather reporter to a good effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBr_4mbV … re=related

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1,402

(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

mekidsmom wrote:

Keeping the note to self that Alabama is not the place to go!

Dear Lady,
Be not misled. We only get clobbered by a bad hurricane about every 20 years.
They don't call Alabama the "Heart of Dixie" for nothing. The rest of the time, Bammy is known for
Cool jazz, hot rock, sugar white sandy beaches with well - filled bikinis, mild winters with no snow and laid - back people with mucho southern hospitality.
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1,403

(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

normtheguitar wrote:

Glad to hear all OK with you. What's the range of a tuba in a hurricane?!

Thanks, normtheguitar.
In a hurricane, against the wind, -50 feet, with the wind, the thing could go for miles.
I have a heavy playing stand called a "Tubatamer" for windy gigs. My tuba has a forward facing bell that acts like a parachute when the wind gets honkin' and there is a point where even the tubatamer won't save it.

1,404

(41 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

This video broke my heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfbEiQHrqjk

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1,405

(41 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A few misinterpeted musical terms:

Accidentals - wrong notes
Augmented fifth - a 36 ounce bottle
Cadence - when everybody wants you to stop and you don't
Final Cadence - when they force you to stop
Cut time - when you're going twice as fast as everybody else
Interval - how long it took you to find the right note
Intonation - singing through one's nose
Pizzicato - a small Italian pie garnished with cheese, anchovies, etc...
Virtuoso - a musician with high morals

1,406

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

If I may intrude, I also appreciate the good fellowship of this forum and would like to list a few musical jokes:

1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the tuba recital.

2.What's the difference between a tuba and a chainsaw?
The exhaust.

3. What is the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play tuba but doesn't.

4. What's the range of a tuba?
20 yards if you have a good arm.

Know how to make a million dollars playing tuba?
Start with two million.

Thanks, guys! Those were boiling up inside me and I had to get 'em out.
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1,407

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

In college, I was a trumpet player in a rock band.
I always loved guitar and worked long and hard to learn.
One night I brought my guitar to a band gig and my bandmates laughed, at first, and then hid my guitar from me. I fished it out from under the bandstand and played it on one song we performed while adding a backup vocal line.
The guys nodded and patted me on the back and asked what other material I had prepared.
I felt great and greatful.

1,408

(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Zurf wrote:

See if you can rig up some artificial lips and have the storm play your tuba for you! 



- Zurf

I like your idea, Zurf. Don't know if I can make it work.
The wind blew so hard I saw a seagull lay the same egg three times.
Actually, Ida was a wimpy storm compared to most. The eye came over us about 1 P.M. and the wind stopped completely. Things got hot and sticky. I took off an undershirt, opened windows and turned on ceiling fans. 45 minutes later the wind started back, this time from the North and it got cool fast.
Everybody and everything's fine. Thank you for your kind posts.
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(20 replies, posted in Recording)

I believe it is okay to play a cover on U-Tube if you list up front that this is a cover of someone else's tune.

1,410

(3 replies, posted in Acoustic)

A most pleasant song, wlbaye.
Well played and sung.

1,411

(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hurricane Ida is making a beeline for us. It will be here tonight. We have a busy day ahead stowing anything that the wind can pick up. Gotta get moving at first light to move boats and longline 'em so the tide won't break docklines or set 'em up on the dock.
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1,412

(51 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

This old song is funny in a really creepy way: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc

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(51 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Old Doll wrote:

I love Angels flying to close to the ground.

But cannot ever seem to master it on guitar.

BooHoo.

Old Doll.

Willie Nelson does it different everytime and his arrangements will blow our minds. You ought to hear what he does to "Someone to watch over me"
If you like his "Angels" song try:
A, C#minor, D, A, D, E, A , and E for the first two lines of the two verses.
A, C# minor, D, A, B7 and E for the second two lines of both verses.
For the "Leave me if you need to" part, Play:
A, A7, D, D# diminished, (on first and second fret)
A, D, E.
Second time through, play:
A, A7, D, D# dim, A, E, A (or) D, C#minor, B minor, A, E,A.

1,414

(91 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

There was a band playing with two guitarists - one playing lead and the other playing rhythm.
An audience member walked up to the stage and asked the rhythm player, "Why are the other guitar player's hands moving up and down the neck while your hands stay pretty much in the same place?"
The rhythm player replied, "He's looking for it. I already found it."

1,415

(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Here is a nice guitar/vocal by Katie Melua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-Tb_Fs … p;index=26

She is using a capo to move her up to key of B.
She is using key of G changes, G,C,D.

1,416

(1,560 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

A great group out of New Orleans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8G4q52EsCc

1,417

(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Any significant volume level will blow the speaker.

1,418

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

"Shake it up baby" by the Beatles A,D,E
do a medely of the former with "La Bamba"
by Richie Vallens. A,D,E

"Peggy Sue" , "Oh Boy" A,D,E

1,419

(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

In the 70's my bar band managed to avoid learning
"Shake Your Booty" by K.C. and the Sunshine Band until a gig at the Ramada Inn South in Montgomery, Alabama. The gay bar manager insisted on us playing that horrible song for a wet tee-shirt contest on a Saturday night. He sent up and down Highway 31 for every Hooters Girl and barmaid who could get on her feet and "shake that thang".
The contest went on for as long as  the manager could stretch it out - leaving us band members exausted and swearing to kill the next person who requests that trashy song. The little girl who won was almost flat chested but she had the moves.
Fortunately, that Saturday was our last night of a week at that location and we happily moved on.
The next band in had to play for a "hairy chest contest' the manager had planned for the following Saturday.

1,420

(51 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Few local pickers do this Willie Nelson song but crowds respond well to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DyuMl254_4

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(13 replies, posted in Recording)

Cheers, Micky,:) smile
You don't have to be a virtuoso to sing a decent song. There are many tunes out that are not so rangy and technical that most folks can sing and sound really nice.
Pick a simple tune and take the time to memorize the lyrics and people will be surprised and pleased
when they hear you do a nice job on a sweet song.
"Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" by Willie Nelson comes to mind.
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(5 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi lilwing,
This song, "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
http://www.links2love.com/christmas-son … otamus.htm
was a big hit last year when I sang it for the kids at the elementary school and a hospital.
Chords are regular in the key of "G".

1,423

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

This is an orchestral arrangement with big fat chords. Neil Diamond plays it in the key of E flat.
A capo is necessary for mosy guitarists to play in that key. The first chord is Eb major 7.
If you are not put off by this and still fired up about the song, post back in and I will try to skull out the rest of the chords.
This is a favorite song of mine too.
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(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

She's playing E6,A7,B7.
Nice tune.

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I used to set up my P.A. system up on the front porch and run it loud with max reverb. My maniac son Jamie, dressed as "The Prince of Darkness", has a big booming voice and no mercy for the poor hapless young ones. Only 20% of them have the guts to make it up to the porch to get their candy.
The rest run screaming away. One kid my son yelled at, ran to his car and locked his mom out.
Jamie stopped when his son, Casey, was born.
Good thing because the huge crowds he drew gobbled up hundreds of dollars worth of candy.