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those are good,   eh...     badeye   

ICE CREAM,,,   nobody said anything about ice cream.   i want in.   LOL.....

have a great weekend chordie land.      badeye   

Bill and George were out one morning fishing, around noon bill said, George the wifey made us some lunch, lets eat. They walked to the road and and sit on the edge to eat, there was a long driveway and a farm house. Bill and george started to eat their sandwich when all of a sudden a three legged chicken ran down the driveway at super speed and snacthed both sandwiches in a flash. Bill say's what was that George. George says, looked to me to be a three legged chicken. Well,,, they just have to investagate and walk the long drive way, knock on the door and ask the old farmer that answers,  If he knows about three legged chicken in these parts?? The farmer says, "Why yes I do,,,, I raise them",,,,   George puzzeled asked,,, why??  The farmer say's" Well sonny, I raise em' cause I like to eat the drumbstick,,,,,,,,  My wife likes to eat the drumbstick,,,,,,,  oh and my son likes to eat the drumbstick"  Bill [still hungry] ask's What do they taste like???   The old farmer pauses a bit and says "Don't
know,,,,, havent caught one yet"

i know stupid joke...   badeye   

Levon Helm for me, plus today is his 70th birthday,   got to see the Band live, great musical talent in that group.      Rock on Levon....

badeye   

There is a handy man around here driving a beat up older model nissian car with a trailer and the plate say's in freehand paint.

  Dad's Truck.

badeye...     

What did the Valley boy do with his first 50 cent piece????

he married it.

badeye   ..   

Jeff Healy, needs to be on that list.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H0gvJPw … re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJh3KaIKDAw

badeye   

oh man ,  this one too'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p98RY1Vi … re=related

love fridays, soon as i get home out come the blues, music that is.

badeye   

a mess o blues round here now;   made it to another friday,   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrVwGxl … re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBhaiJ5YNiM

badeye   

Caper goes to Toronto, get a place to live, and applies for a job at a hardware store looking for a handy man. The manager ask him if he knows anything about plumbing, the caper say's no, he ask's him if he knows anything about carpentry, the caper say's no, he ask's him if he knows anything about electrical, the caper say's no, the
manager frustrated say's what makes you so handy?  The Caper say's, Jezz by, I just live around the corner..

badeye