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(18 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Glad you like my tribute to these (previously) unsung heros of modern mass retailing.  Roger, thanks for pointing out the chord error at the end of the chorus. 

The idea for this song amuses me and I will try to add some more verses - the mundane things of today are the exotic historical trivia of tomorrow.  I think it would be fun to jump up on top of the big cart-snakes and surf.  Wonder if Guinness has a record for the longest shopping cart snake, or the longest going the farthest, or the fastest?

Perhaps there should be shopping cart cowboy rodeos?   James

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(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

That kind of microphone is designed just for speaking voice . . . perfect for talking into, but not suitable for recording music.  Those are condenser mikes which means they pick up sound from all around.

Those kinds of mics are not intended to record music - they just don't have the range and sensitivity needed to capture singing and playing.  It won't make your guitar sound real soft, it just won't sound very good.

This is one of those situations where you would rather get something that is well-suited for the job rather that something cheaper that you know won't ever be what you need.

The local recording studio could be a great learning experience.  Be ready to use the time you book and don't be afraid to ask the engineer/owner/technician lots of questions.  They will have probably seen and heard it all . . . .

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(18 replies, posted in Songwriting)

This ditty is dedicated to all the hard-working guys who wrangle shopping carts out of gargantuan parking lots and back into the vast retail wastelands all across America. 

It is a simple little cowboy waltz:

Shopping Cart CowboysJames McCormick, May 12, 2007


in 6/8 time, a Cowboy Waltz




[G]Sun-baked and rugged, [C]wiry and wise


You can [G]tell they are cool by the squint in their [D]eyes


It's [G]hot and it's dusty, life's [C]lonely and tough


But the [G]shopping cart cowboys have [D]got the right [G]stuff


[C]Shopping cart cowboys gather those [G]strays


[C]Round up those dogies or they'll all roll a-[D]way


The [G]sun on the asphalt is [C]hotter than sin


But the [G]shopping cart cowboys will [D]bring the herd [G]in



[G]String 'em together in [C]one massive train


Like a [G]big shiny cobra that's going in-[D]sane


[G]Push 'em real hard just to [C]get 'em to roll


The [G]shopping cart cowboys are [D]out on pa-[G]trol


[C]Shopping cart cowboys gather those [G]strays


[C]Round up those dogies or they'll all roll a-[D]way


The [G]sun on the asphalt is [C]hotter than sin


But the [G]shopping cart cowboys will [D]bring the herd [G]in



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(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

There is some very nice free recording and editing software available.  Google up 'Audacity' and you can download this open-source software for free.

I would recommend using your money on a nice USB microphone that goes directly into your 'puter.  I use a 'Snowball' by Blue Microphones (about $100 US).  The Snowball is flexible - it can either be a condenser, cardioid, or combo mic.

This set-up will give you the ability to lay down and mix multiple tracks and record everything in a room or just what is directly in front of the mic.  Recording is an art unto itself - takes some real practice and trial and error.

Hope some other folks chip in their views on this - James McCormick

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(15 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The 'Acoustic' forum is pleased to welcome Roger Guppy as its new Moderator.

Roger has been playing guitar since soon after sound waves were invented.  His experience, good humor, and helpful contributions to chordie's forum make him uniquely qualified to help moderate.

Congratulations, Roger!
James McCormick

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hey - I want to go to school there too . . . sign me up!  Very cool lyric, Kori . . . quite elegant for a first song.  I'm sure your teacher was wowed by your work.  Keep it and share some more of your creations please.  James

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

One of my all-time favorite songwriters is John Prine.  The song structures are generally quite simple.  The language of his lyrics is usually plain and spare.  He is nonetheless able to convey crystal-clear images and thought-provoking stories.

Likewise Scottish/Australian songwriter Eric Bogle is also a bard of great subtley, finesse, humor, and tremendous impact.

These artists make it look easy but they have refined their raw song-writing talent with years of effort and dedication.  I would love to comb through their notebooks to see all the songs that never made it into the recording studio.

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(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jeff, the most wonderful thing about working with kids is that they will vividly recall the weirdest little things - stuff that you would never think was remarkable or noteworthy can be indelibly etched into their memory.  As these young ladies enter the next phase of their lives I'm sure they each have some totally unique and quirky little memory of you that will remain always fresh in thier mind.

Roger's idea of gifting them with a recording of your song about them is brilliant . . . better than any plastic trophy or paper certificate.  Go for it!  If nothing else your daughter will be 'like totally embarrassed' . . .

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(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Speaking of 'best work', it is hard for a creator to be objective about their creations.  What an artist feels is 'my best' may be very different than what others perceive.

Chances are most songwriters 'favorite' creations are not the ones that other people would say are their best.  You just never know how other people will 'take' to a song.  As people who want to create new songs, all we can do is keep trying to invent songs that please our creative urges.

Not every song has to 'be the best', it just has to 'be'.
There are always more ideas to work with for the next song, and the next, and the next . . . .

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(87 replies, posted in Other string instruments)

Hello biggles55 and welcome to the chordie forum!

Penny whistle is a marvelous instrument.  My son recieved one for Christmas.  His interest soon cooled, but I have been trying it out and love the sound.  Although I have not dived in fully yet and made the decision to 'get good' at it, I think that commitment will eventually be made.

Since I also play bassoon and read music, the learning curve will not be so steep for me (I hope) when I do take the dive.  The fact that you are already 'musical' from playing the whistle probably accelerated your learning on the mandolin.

Hope your first gig is a big success!  James

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(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

The best way would be to simply include a link to the webpage in a message.  For a recent example, see RogerGuppy's "Sorry Old Doll" message that has a link to his recording.

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(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Very cute and irresistable, Roger!
I'm certain that the very charming Lena will forgive your indiscretion.
James

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(0 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Original songs can be posted here and look 'all purdy like'.
Properly formatted songs are much easier to read and can also be printed directly from the forum.  Formatting in chordpro style takes only a moment once you learn the trick!

***How to Post a Formatted Song***
Instructions for how to post an original song to the chordie.com Songwriting Forum.

PLEASE POST ORIGINAL MATERIAL ONLY.  Copyright laws must not be violated!

1.  Type your original song in 'chordpro' format (see below).
    It is best to do this task off-line in a word processor, notepad, or text-editing file.
    The file format or font will not matter.  Single-spaced text is best.

2.  Save your file,  and check it for errors.
    Verify that the lyric is correct and that the chords are properly placed within the lyric

3.  Log into the chordie forum, go the Songwriting section, and select 'New Topic' (upper-right corner).
    It is best if each song appears within its own thread so that people can view and comment on the song easily.

4.  Name the new topic thread using your song's title.

5.  In the message section, you may want to begin your post with a brief comment about the song.

6.  Now, 'copy' and 'paste' your song into the message body from your saved file. 

7.  The message MUST have these tags for chordie's 'formatting voodoo' to operate:

       [ s o n g ]      * WITHOUT THE EXTRA SPACES!*
                 at the beginning before the {t:title} line

    [ / s o n g ]      * WITHOUT THE EXTRA SPACES!*
                 at the ending after the last line of the lyric

             *I had to put in the spaces so that the voodoo wouldn't work here!*

NOTE: must use the 'straight brackets' here (not the 'curly brackets').
        (Simply type these tags in after the song is pasted into the message.)

8.  Finally, simple click  the 'Submit' button.
    Should there be a need to edit your posting:
        Simply click the 'Edit' button,  make your changes, and then 'Submit' again.

CHORDPRO format
This format allows chordie.com to apply the beautiful rendering of the songs so that the lyrics and chords look 'all purdy like'.

    Commands are enclosed within 'curly brackets';  {command} .
    Chords (and the 'song', '/song') are enclosed within 'straight brackets';  [C] .

Once you get used to using chordpro, it is a very simple trick.  Here is what it looks like:

{t:Twinkle Twinkle Little Star}            <<<< Title line
{st:Traditional Lullaby}                <<<< Subtitle line (2018 upgrade this should be artistes name)
{c:tenderly, in 4/4 time}                <<<< Comment line

[G]Twinkle twinkle [C]little [G]star,            <<<< Lyrcs & chords
[C]How I [G]wonder [D]what you [G]are.
[G]Up a-[C]bove the [G]world so [D]high,
[G]Like a [C]diamond [G]in the [D]sky.
[G]Twinkle twinkle [C]little [G]star,
[C]How I [G]wonder [D]what you [C]are.

Further rendering refinements are also possible using these additional commands:
    {soc}    'start of chorus' yields italicized and indented lyric
    {eoc}    'end of chorus' turns off the italicize/indent format
   
    {sob}    'start of bridge' yields indented lyric
    {eob}    'end of bridge' turns off the indent format

Some Tips:
Chords at the beginning of a word will appear directly above the first letter of the word ([C]little).
Chord changes in the middle of words are shown most clearly if you put a hyphen before the chord (a-[C]bove).
Here is an example of a chordie-formatted song:

Twinkle Twinkle Little StarTraditional Lullaby


tenderly, in 4/4 time


[G]Twinkle twinkle [C]little [G]star,


[C]How I [G]wonder [D]what you [G]are.


[G]Up a-[C]bove the [G]world so [D]high,



[G]Like a [C]diamond [G]in the [D]sky.


[G]Twinkle twinkle [C]little [G]star,


[C]How I [G]wonder [D]what you [C]are.



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(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Very cool song, Jeff - you consistently are able to notice good ideas for a song, and then apply your creative alchemy to convert the raw idea into a song.  In the days of yore you would have been an excellent troubador composing songs on-the-fly and traveling from town to town.

Too bad that the team is breaking up - but, you have had an important impact on all the player's lives.  As they become young ladies, I'm sure their friendships and experiences from the team will continue to have a positive impact.

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(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here is a sweet little token of my love that I shall sing for my wife on Mother's Day morning.

Our FamilyJames McCormick, May 8, 2007


In 6/8 time, to the tune of "Catch the Wind" by Donovan


A song for to my wife, Juawice, for Mother's Day




We [D]have two kids as [G]smart as can be


And [D]you've got me so [G]that makes three


[D]You are the greatest [G]mother, [A7]we love [D]you . [G]. . [A]. .




Our [D]home is full of [G]love and life


You [D]are the most fan-[G]tastic wife


[D]Darlin' you are the [G]soul of our [A7]fami-[D]ly . [G]. . [A]. .


......


It [D]started with one [G]simple kiss


These [D]twenty years of do-[G]mestic bliss


[D]I'm so thankful [G]you are [A7]by my [D]side . [G]. . [A]. .





With [D]six good dogs at your [G]beck and call


You [D]are the treat queen [G]of them all


[D]Darlin' you are the [G]soul of our [A7]fami-[D]ly . [G]. . [A]. .


......


Darlin', [D]happy Mother's [G]Day to you


We're [D]proud to be your [G]loving brood


[D]Your spirit and sweet [G]pride in-[A7]spires us [D]all . [G]. . [A]. .




Darlin', [D]happy Mother's [G]Day to you


I [D]truly am so in [G]love with you


[D]Darlin' you are the [G]soul of our [A7]fami-[D]ly . [G]. . [A]. .



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(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Congratulations to you and your bride!
My wife had a practice marraige, so she is better at it than I am.
I've been married for the first time for 20 years - I like it very much.
James

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(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ummm - something tells me this is NOT a song for Mother's Day . . . or then again, maybe it is sort of a pre-mother's day (by about 9 months) sort of song?  James

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(1 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello surfside and welcome to the chordie forum!  There are sources for free sheet music on the net - do a google search for 'free sheet music' or 'free music scores' and you will find several sites with a variety of music available.

Also, go to your local library and look in their collection for songbooks and books about particular types of music.  You may find some real treasures.

Printed sheet music is still mostly the domain of the music publishing industry, so you will also find sites that will sell you the score for lots of different compositions.  Good luck - hope you find what you need.  James

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(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here is little 3-chord celebratory song just for Mother's Day.

I started out writing a song for my wife, but I think I'll have to start again because this bouncy little ditty is not quite what I had in mind.

Mama BearJames McCormick, May 9, 2007


for Mother's Day


The [G]forest is a scary place, full of fearsome [C]beasts . . .


[C]Predatory [G]critters upon your flesh will [D]feast.


[G]Snarling fangs 'n scary growls, big bumps in the [C]dark . . .


[C]Growing up in the [G]forest is [D]not a walk in the [G]park.


Oh [C]Mama Bear she loves her cubs, she keeps 'em safe 'n [G]sound


[C]Feeds them milk and [G]honey and grubs from under-[D]ground . . .


[G]Mama Bear protects her brood and helps them to sur-[C]vive . . .


She [C]keeps away all [G]dangers and [D]helps her babies [G]thrive.


Well [G]baby bears are cute as can be, curious little [C]tikes . . .


They [C]know to follow [G]mama on daily nature [D]hikes.


She [G]shows them where to look for food and how to climb up [C]trees . . .


Be-[C]comes a snarling [G]warrior when [D]danger she per-[G]ceives.


Oh [C]Mama Bear she loves her cubs, she keeps 'em safe 'n [G]sound,



[C]Feeds them milk and [G]honey and grubs from under-[D]ground . . .


[G]Mama Bear protects her brood and helps them to sur-[C]vive . . .


She [C]keeps away all [G]dangers and [D]helps her babies [G]thrive.


So [G]don't you mess with Mama Bear, and she won't mess with [C]you . . .


[C]She just wants to [G]live in peace and raise her precious [D]brood.


Don't [G]interfere with baby bears, that really is not [C]good,


'Cause [C]Mama Bear will [G]eat you, you'll be [D]bear poop in the [G]woods!


Oh [C]Mama Bear she loves her cubs, she keeps 'em safe 'n [G]sound


[C]Feeds them milk and [G]honey and grubs from under-[D]ground . . .


[G]Mama Bear protects her brood and helps them to sur-[C]vive . . .


She [C]keeps away all [G]dangers and [D]helps her babies [G]thrive.





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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Originally posted several months ago within another thread, this blues bit got lost in the shuffle of the recent forum update.  So, I am re-posting this stridently political rant again it it's own thread.  It was written in the days preceeding the November elections.

I am not a particularly political person, but the spectacle of a war based on fabricated  evidence of an imminent threat (remember WMD's?) appalls me.

The lyric is wordy, so the tempo must be relatively slow.  Melody is your typical 12-bar blues line.

Sanctimonious Profiteering Fear-Mongers Out!by, James McCormick, October 1, 2006


12-bar Blues, Last line of each verse is a sing-along


. . . .


Well they [C]give us smoke and mirrors, Because it’s [C]show biz all the way


And the [C]talking heads on Fox, Are [C]cheering them every day.


They’ll try to [F7]whip you into a frenzy, With the [F7]facts that they do spin.


And if you [C]try to ask a question, well then you’re [C]un-American.


Let’s use the [G7]power of the ballot box, Don’t just [F7]sit around and pout


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


. . . .


The hy-[C]pocrisy is appalling, Why don’t they [C]just resign in shame.


But in-[C]stead they blame their critics for [C]soiling their good name.


And when the [F7]lobbyists come a-calling with big [F7]sacks of campaign cash,


They’re [C]checking their investmentsand [C]shredding all the trash.


It’s [G7]time to change the linens, Let the [F7]fat cats hear you shout.


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


. . . .


Sitting [C]right there in our White House, Is Tweedle-[C]Dum and Tweedle-Dee.


With their [C]neo-conservative chicken-hawk[C]corporate coterie


Well their [F7]children they are safe at home, they aren’t [F7]dieing in this war


Their [C]quarterly profit reports are out, and Wall [C]Street just screams for more,


I’m so [G7]sick of this direction, We [F7]need a brand newroute,


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


. . . .



First they’ll [C]wrap it up in scripture, Then try to [C]stab you with our flag.


Then they’ll [C]tap into your phone lines, And they’ll [C]slap you with a gag


They con-[F7]veniently forget this is the [F7]Land of the Free


Because their [C]goal is to establish heredi-[C]tary theocracy


So let’s [G7]take away their pulpit, Let’s [F7]balance out their clout


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


. . . .


They’ve got some [C]bloviating pundits, Who are not [C]burdened by the facts


They’ve got some [C]spiteful TV preachers with [C]hair made out of wax


They’ve got that [F7]jerk down at work who [F7]makes the racist jokes


They’ve got those [C]wacky fundamentalists who think that [C]Science is a hoax


This coa-[G7]lition of the willing I can [F7]say without a doubt


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


. . . .


Let’s have a [C]rational discussion, About some [C]issues that are real


If you can [C]set aside for just one moment your [C]crusading zeal


And now [F7]please don’t patronize me with a [F7]pandering attitude


I’m so [C]sick and tired of bombast and sim-[C]plistic platitudes


Let’s re-[G7]mind the demagogues of what this [F7]country’s all about


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!


[C]Sanctimonious profiteering fear-mongers [G7]out!!!




Enjoy!

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(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Mike, I feel your pain . . . it happens and it can be worrisome.  For me, dry spells seem to coincide with too much work (or something) looming over my head.  I think it's a guilt thing - if I don't get enough done at work, then my conscience won't let me recreate.

I write and play and sing everyday so when the creative juices aren't bubbling I just play through some favorite stuff, or maybe just practice stuff that needs polishing.  I've got some partial songs in my notebooks that I try to chip away at - these 'songs' may never get finished but they are good diversions when nothing else is churning creatively.

Hey - try this . . . Mother's Day is coming up - write something for (or about) Mom.  Maybe that will rattle the cobwebs out . . . James

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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Very much intrigued by this one, Jeff.  Seems to be the first overtly political lyric you have posted - or maybe it is not political . . . very interesting song about a very troubling topic.

I posted one regarding the wars a while back, but I fear it got plowed under in the recent move to new servers - mine was entitled "Sanctimonious Profiteering Fear-Mongers Out!"  Will try to locate or re-post my take on this same dilemma.  James

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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

This little ditty is a dandy - your chosen set of chords is very intriguing - I will definately goof around with them and see if it tickles my muse.  The Am to E change reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it . . . .

By the way, Jeff, I notice that you have already edited out some the coding junk from your previously posted songs - that is great.  Keep doing it because Per (Admin) says he will be repairing the 'format' utility very soon.  I have also un-junked some of your excellent songs, but there are plenty more to do.

It would be best if you also went back to the ones already edited and get rid of the extra blank lines - the 'edit' routine inserts extra lines.that way once the format voodoo becomes active again, your songs will not appear with excess blank space.

I have been going through as much as I can to get rid of the coding junk - being that you and I are probably the most prolific songwriting posters then once our stuff is un-junked then that will be a big part of the task.

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(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello Rooster3 and welcome to chordie!  I like the imagery and message of your song.  Would love to hear the recording when you get it done.  Hope to see more of your stuff when you get a chance.  James

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(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello 'Bo diddley' and welcome to chordie.  I believe there are at least 10 versions of 'American Pie' indexed under the artist Don McLean.  Some have chords throughout, some don't, some have tabs.  Take at look at everything listed, and you're bound to find something that suits your need - especially for such a popular song.  Check the artist index, or look within the Song index.

For 'Down in the Valley' there is a listing on chordie under Slim Whitman - perhaps this the version you are seeking:
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/www.r … y-crd.html
I found this by looking in 'Songs' listing.

Hope this helps.  James