Russell_Harding wrote:

enough is enough im sick of looking at satan while I surf chordie pages it appears on the right of the screen anyone else see it?

I've seen it and I disguard it . When those dweebs come a  knockin' on my door at my home tryin' to persuade me that believin'  what they believe is the only way to enternal salvation, I might possibly(most likely) will, answer the door naked.................Organized religion is discovered by the seeker, not forced by the over-aggressive believer.... That's how I feel about that....

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(27 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

My condolences as well badeye to you and your friends' family.

Sincerely,
SouthPaw41L

My current mood is sad for those who have lost and are suffering. Also, I'm thankful for those who have and are happy. I do my best to stay on an even keel and not get too high from highs nor too low from the lows. It's a difficult task sometimes...................

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(21 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

got another one...

Yo Momma's teef is so yellow,   when she smiles, kids say "who opened up the butterscotch windows?"

and one more...(sorry)
Yo Momma's ears is sooo big, when she shakes her head real fast she flies away.............

Yo Momma wears so much perfume,   the government made her tatoo a biohazzard sign on her back................

(0)==#paranormal guitar wrote:
Tibernius wrote:

A trick which was used to name an entire company:
make something out of your middle names.

i'll have to remember all our middle names...

michael
keith
johnathan
ash
dont know the last ones name hmm

^ we have very exciting middle names as you can see lol
i'll do "something" with them...

I see M,A,J, and K.....That makes me think of Magic...
How about   ...   "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow"


Hare as is in a rabbiit, a prop often used in a magicians routine.......

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(27 replies, posted in Electric)

SouthPaw41L wrote:

It's OK if you get a mini-whammy effect when you bend your neck all rock-star like. The neck is made from wood and wood bends. Too much of this poser stuff will eventually cause some big time problems with the neck-body connection. It does look and sound way cool though..................Save this show-off, heyy watch-me-abuse-my-guitar stuff for your low priced guitars or guitars that are in eminent need of quick repair.......

To previous posts;   Isn't that paraphrasing what I said.........................
Listen up y'all; wood bends, steel does too, if it's thin enough. A guitar neck, on an electric guitar, is made up  of 19 parts wood and 1 part steel (truss rod) think of it as a toothpick inserted into a carrott. It will bend repeatedly but eventually, after excessively abusing said guitar neck, it's gonna snap. Go on and do it, you know you want to. Place a toothpick into the middle of a 2" evenly cut crisp piece of carrott and bend away. My guess is you'll be at it for about 30-38 bends or so before it snaps. Any of you adventurous ones out there care to take my test of physics theory?.....................Get back to me if you do so and as I suggested earlier, save the guitar abuse for crappy guitars or guitars in need of eminent repair.................................

ian j wrote:

got the chords for "theres somthing about mary".........didnt know artists name........do now so can the MODS close the topic...please...........and this one too......nil satis nisi optimum..

thanks..........................for...................informing..................us...........to the status.......of........this.......situation.......please.....feel....free......to....ask....anytime.....we....can.....help... optimistically endowed................

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

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(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

My first gig was very "Blues Brothers"-ish. It was at a club in Radford, Virginia called Lucky's. I convinced the owner to give us a shot and guaranteed him that we would bring 40 people, minimum to see us play. He said OK and charged $2.00 per person at the door and the gate from the door would be our pay. We did not, however, get our drinks for free. We had to pay for them. 2 problems here; 1) I was the spokesperson for the band and not of legal drinking age.(only 17 at the time) 2) Our gate from the door was $100 and our bar tab was $120. I would have offered to play another set and try to get the extra $20 in tips to pay our bar tab but the bar was closed. The owner was cool and gave us our drinks at half price. Also, luckily my age never came up otherwise we'd really be in trouble. So we ended up netting $40, between 5 guys. The owner did like us and had us return many times afterwards. We never made much more money than we did our first time there but we got wise and snuck our own booze in the bar disguised in water bottles.............Ah the good ole days!!!!!

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(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

"I'll Stand By You" by The Pretenders and Chrissie Hynde might just be the song your sister is looking for...............

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(9 replies, posted in Acoustic)

cytania wrote:

Hi Baldwin, only reason I can think of for wanting an electro acoustic bass is looks, ie. you don't want to clash with the rest of the folk band. Most decent solid body basses should summon up a soft thuddy sound that works fine.

  .

It's all in ones EQ adjustment. Feedback and a variated tone will occur with an acoustic/electric bass that won't with a solid body electric bass but with a little tweeking on the lows and mids the aoustic/electric bass is just as effective as the electric. Ever heard any tunes by the Stray Cats? Acoustic/electric bass here! TypeO Positive? Acoustic/electric bass here as well! Or Nathan East on Clapton's Unplugged. Nathan plays a acoustic/electric fretless bass that sounds amazing. Ultimately it comes down to personal preference and most all barriers and obstacles can be compensated for. If you got your heart and mind set on ther A/E bass, follow your desires..............

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(18 replies, posted in Acoustic)

KBblake7 wrote:

Hi i am new to chordie. I know a lot of chords and how to read them. I cant figure out how to play songs though because none of the songs on chordie show the strum patterns. Please help me in figuring out how this is done.

P.s. Chordie Rocks.

Strumming pattern diagrams are available to view and study but honestly the best way to figure out a desired pattern is to tear into the song and do your own thing with it. Listen, without talking to anyone, to the guitar part in the song you wish to learn. Too many people hear songs without actually listening to them, there's a huge difference. Concentration, and mental absorption, note by note, measure by measure, song by song, will eventually come to you. Who knows, maybe you'll create a whole new style of music....................

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(27 replies, posted in Electric)

It's OK if you get a mini-whammy effect when you bend your neck all rock-star like. The neck is made from wood and wood bends. Too much of this poser stuff will eventually cause some big time problems with the neck-body connection. It does look and sound way cool though..................Save this show-off, heyy watch-me-abuse-my-guitar stuff for your low priced guitars or guitars that are in eminent need of quick repair.......

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(14 replies, posted in Songwriting)

daddycool,
   Simply beautiful. This is one of your finest songs you've posted on Chordie. Thanks for sharing.

SouthPaw41L

How about this;

"Cool Guy and The Geeks"

It's got a nice ring to it. Welcome back paranormal G.

SouthPaw41L

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(5 replies, posted in Other string instruments)

slopicker wrote:

ide never sale my banjos. you can go to jail for that, unless you buy another to replace it, if im not wrong. why not try the classifieds in banjo hang out? maybe you can trade it out. im new to this site,is there a section for bluegrass guitar? i just bought a martin custom D-15 and looking to back up my banjo with. any suggestions? thanks   george from bristol,tn.

This isn't specifically bluegrass, but bluegrass can be made from many of the songs in the section. Heard of a band called Hayseed Dixie? They do all AC/DC songs bluegrass style. They're quite amazing musicians. Welcome to Chordie slopicker.


http://www.chordie.com/song.php/songart … index.html

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

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(9 replies, posted in Acoustic)

baldwincity wrote:

Thinking about buying an acoustic-electric bass....any thoughts on an affordable, reliable
one to start with? (Or anything to avoid.) Thanks!!

Here are a few more options for your viewing pleasure;

http://www.music123.com/Dean-Playmate-E … 3.Music123

http://www.music123.com/Rogue-AB-304-Ac … 9.Music123

http://www.music123.com/Michael-Kelly-F … 9.Music123

http://www.music123.com/Ibanez-AEB10E-A … 2.Music123

The last one posted is on of the list of bass guitars Zurf suggested, as is the M.Kelly.(very good info by the way) Any of these would be a fine instrument to start out with. I've posted them beginning with the least expensive to the most expensive.

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(10 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Having backing tracks will turn more people way from you than drawing them in. The kind of people that are gonna pay attention to a musician trying to earn some money will appreciate a pure musician doing what they do without pre-recorded aide. I personally ignore posers using backing tracks. Sorry if my comments offend anyone out there but I'm just tellin' it like it is from a true musicians viewpoint. I have been playing music professionally for 24 years and every note of music that has rang out of my speakers has been generated from my hands, mouth, or feet.(minus my break music) Pre-recorded music is an uneeded crutch that too many people today rely upon..............................Grab your acoustic guitar, open your case,(for tips$$$) and sing your souls' inner voice. If you mean what you sing, you'll get your just reward.

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(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Phill Williams wrote:

got to agree with southpaw, very trippy cool

you sound like an adrenelin junkie, unrequited love I guess the message is, well described we've all been there at one time or another, just one question though, gription? is that an Americanism? explain please.

regards

Phill

I'll answer this one for Mr. McCormick. He replied to my post with this information regarding 'gription' ;

"Just couldn't get no gription" came from something I heard a football coach say once.  He was explaining why his team couldn't pass or run the ball during a very wet and muddy game.  Apparently, the other team had plenty of 'gription' since they had no trouble racking up lots of points.

In life, one must maintain gription . . .

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(1 replies, posted in About Chordie)

F#= 244322      #=sharp  these numbers represent the frets you play on your guitar (EADGBE) from lowest (thickest) to highest (slimmest) string

any other questions regarding how to play a specific chord go here;

http://www.all-guitar-chords.com/

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(14 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger,
  My kids and I just listened to your new song. My 12 year old daughter said, "that was a very cool song". My 2 year old son said, " ah ba ba ba ba ba". I say well done sir, this is one of your finest tunes to date and the new 12'ver sounds sweet ! Thanks for sharing.

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

alexpress wrote:

Hi
you'll find that the guitarist on honky tonk women was Mick taylor.

Alex

I beg to differ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honky_Tonk_Women

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(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Far out .... Very trippy ,artsy, and beautiful.  What is precipice? You are in a league of your own  Mr. McCormick.  Thanks for sharing.

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

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(21 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yo Momma's so fat....
her belt is the equator (laugh hard now)

Yo Momma's so cross-eyed....
She's only gotta look one way before crossing the street (laugh harder here)

Yo Momma's so dumb.......
She think a pig pen sumptin' ya write with( old but still funny )

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(24 replies, posted in Electric)

I play guitar because a dancing  pygmy came to me in a dream and told me it was my life's destiny to do so. The pygmy was clad in a tye-dye t-shirt and bell bottom multi-colored pants. He said this to me, I clearly remeber it ;

"Did-e-le-dar ,Did-e-le-zar
Fill your life with love and guitar
Did-e-le-zoop Did-e-le-zool
Do this and all will be cool.................."

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(6 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I realize this is more than you wanted to spend but I was blown away by the unique features with this guitar. Not your ordinary, everyday guitar. 11 string fretless acoustic electric.......The low E has a single string and the other 5 has 2 strings. It comes tuned standard and is a great guitar for those who like to travel off the beaten path, in musical terms of course...........

http://www.music123.com/Godin-A11-Gliss … 5.Music123

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(26 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Royce Drake wrote:

Hey Southpaw . . . I agree . . . I've got a 1966 J-50, which is essentially a J-45 but different finish.  I've got a question for you . . . what size strings do you use.  I've had this guitar for 40 years, but only played a little.  It always sounded great.  I started to get serious about playing guitar a couple of years ago and play mostly electric (teles).  Anyway . . . it had the same strings on it that came with it . . . so . . . a year or so ago I replaced the strings (I can't remember what size) and it doesn't sound as good . . . I had a luthier make me a bone bridge to replace the rosewood bridge, but it still doesn't sound as good to me as it used to.  I think I went to lighter strings and that might be the problem.

Do you know what gauge strings came with it?

What do you use?

Any info is appreciated . . .

Thanks . . . R

I do not know what strings your guitar originally came with but the majority of acoustic guitars are strung up originally with light guage (.11-.50 or somehere thereabouts). You can 'shock' the wood on your guitar by drastically changing the guage of your strings. If you were happy with your previous sound and tone you should take your old strings(if youstill have them) to a local music store and have someone who works there try to set you up with a similar set. You may have to try 6 or more sets of strings before you find the missing sound and tone you're looking for. It's well worth the search though after you find the right strings!
    Personally I like the elixrs on my J-45 if I'm doing studio work where a mic is in front of my guitar. If I'm playing live I use D'Adarrio Nickle(12-52) on my acoustic. Yes nickles! My reason for using the nickle strings on my acoustic is they sound the same when I put them on as they do before they break. I play out alot (7-12 gigs a week) so my sound needs to be consistent. Nickle strings for me give me the best consistency with my sound and tone.