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(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here's a little slow blues thing that most any daddy can identify with . . . Luckily, my daughter is so confident and pretty and smart that she scares away most guys. 

Date My Daughter Dissection BluesJames McCormick, June 6, 2007


slow 12-bar blues


I [G]know just what you're thinking, it's so [G]very clear to me


I [G]know your mind is filled with [G7]sexual fantasy


Your [C]thoughts are running wild, expec-[C]tations are sky high


[G]Pure hormonal frenzy is [G]gleaming in your eyes


But be-[D]fore you let your gonads over-[C]ride your teenage brain


Let me [G]share with you some thoughts that will spare you lots of [D7]pain . . .


. . . .


My [G]daughter is a person with a [G]mind that is all her own


My [G]daughter is a baby who be-[G7]lieves she is fully grown


My [C]daughter is the most precious [C]thing in the world to me


My [G]daughter is so beautiful, I'm [G]sure you would agree


My [D]daughter is intelligent, she's [C]ten times smarter than you


And [G]if you hurt my daughter, I will personally dissect [D7]you . . .


. . . .


Your [G]organs I shall sell to the [G]ones who can pay the most


You're more [G]valuable in pieces, so it [G7]might get a little gross


The [C]parts that I can not sell, I'll grind [C]up into a paste


And [G]feed it to my dogs, there [G]won't be a bit of waste


Your [D]family will wonder why you [C]suddenly disappeared


But [G]other folk will whisper, "Well, he was always a little [D7]weird!" . . .


. . . .


I [G]hope you to have a good time, I want you [G]both to have some fun


But [G]if you hurt my daughter, there ain't [G7]no place you can run


I will [C]find you in the mountains, I will [C]find you in the swamp



I will [G]find you in the wilderness and your [G]gonads I will stomp


It'll [D]be too late for excuses, it'll [C]be too late to retreat


Yeah, [G]justice will be swift and sharp, justice will be com-[D7]plete . . .


. . . .


Well, [G]I was once a young man, I re-[G]member just what it is like


To be [G]so darn full of hormones with a [G7]**** like a railroad spike


I re-[C]member being all pimply and [C]horny constantly


The [G]only thing I really wanted to do was ful-[G]fill my sexual greed


But [D]now I'm a little wiser, my per-[C]spective it has changed


My [G]**** are not the boss of me, my priorities are re-ar-[D7]ranged . . .


. . . .


So ap-[G]preciate my daughter for the [G]person that she is


[G]Revel in her presence, don't try just to [G7]pump her full of ****


I [C]don't want to have to hurt you, but I'll [C]slice you all apart


If you [G]toy with her emotions or [G]break her trusting heart


If you [D]want to grow as old and [C]grumpy and wise as me


Treat [G]each and every woman with respect and digni-[D7]ty . . .


. . . .


You [G]seem like a decent fellow, you're [G]probably not a creep


My [G]daughter seems to like you, she [G7]says that you are 'deep'


She's been ex-[C]cited about this evening, she's been [C]primping intensively


I'm [G]sorry she is not ready yet, can't say [G]how much longer she'll be


But I'm [D]glad we've had this time for our [C]friendly little chat


Just re-[G]member what I've told you and your organs will stay in-[D7]tact . . .



Here is a place for "backstage gossip & general mayhem" a place to discuss topics not covered in the other forum sections.  Non-registered users of chordie can also participate in this new forum section.

If there is something on your mind but it just doesn't seem to fit into another part of the forum - this is the place for such a conversation. . . .

Many thanks to guitardocphil for his lobbying for new forum section for general chitchat and ravings!

1,253

(17 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Yes, a chronic sinus problem can affect the tone of your speaking and singing voice.  Sinuses are basically hollow parts of your head that work like resonating chambers (same as the body of an acoustic guitar) to modulate the tone of your voice.  Holding your nose shut while speaking changes (or should change) the sound of your voice because it is bypassing the sinus cavities.

If you have a lingering sinus infection, or allergic reactions that just won't ever go away you should discuss the situation with a physician - - - problems inside your head are nothing to ignore.

Some sinus problems can be easily relieved with over-the-counter medications . . . but find out what the source of the problem is before you start self medicating.  James

1,254

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello daddcool - I took the liberty of correcting the coding so that 'Danny Boy' would show up all nice & purdy like.  Although this forum is intended for original songs, I shall allow this one to remain for 2 reasons: 1) It is way out of copyright, so no legal problems, and 2) The story behind the song is a fascinating peek into the history of popular music.

Here is a Wikipedia link to an article about this beloved lyric and 'Londonderry Air' the tune it is most often set to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Boy
There are also several intersting links at the end of the article to sound files and other references materials.

Those of us who try to write songs will enjoy reading about how this song survived to be so well known.  James

1,255

(17 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hello hopeful - and sorry that you are so frustrated.  The source of your 'no volume' problem is probably 'no air'.  Old Doll is right on the money with the yoga breathing . . .

Seems hard to believe, but many people don't really know how to breathe fully.  Your lungs and gut and throat and mouth and sinuses are all part of your voice.  A vocal coach can help you with the basics - very much worth a try.  James

1,256

(17 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Sorry, was interrupted before I could finish previous post . . . begin by learning how to produce a steady tone with your voice.  Long tones - find your resonance - open your throat - relax and let the air flow in and out.  Then work on 'rollercoaster' tones with your voice slowly going up and down.  Breath from the gut - relax your belly to inhale.

Singing takes strength and finesse to produce and project a tone.  Get comfortable with the sound of your own voice - it is a unique instrument, so don't try to make it sound like somebody else.

Build your poise and confidence and 'sing out' - like you are aiming your voice at a target 10 feet away (not 3 inches in front of your face).  People who don't (or can't) sing are the quickest to criticize - so focus on developing your technique (not on their negativity).

Singing is fun.  Playing is fun.  Singing and playing together is absolutely wonderful - keep at it and enjoy the process.   James

1,257

(17 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Singing takes practice.  It is all about air - don't hunch over your guitar.  Sit or stand up straight and get enough air inhaled to make a steady tone.  It takes effort to make it sound effortless . . .

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

How about 'Encore' (as in a little bit more) - maybe too obtuse?
How about 'Odd Riffs' - maybe also too strange?
Haw about 'Backstage Gossip & General Mayhem' . . . . ?

1,259

(33 replies, posted in Electric)

I also play from the heart - music is a means to express emotion, passion, humor, and joy.  The technical stuff is only useful if it helps a player become more expressive.  I would much rather hear people playing & singing music with great gusto (and maybe a few flubs) than hear someone rattle off a technically perfect but expressionless notes.

I have heard players that are technically amazing, but musically boring.  They seem only interested in dazzling other musicians with their technical prowess.  A friend refers to this kind of playing as "talent attacks".  James

1,260

(7 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello Paula and welcome to the chordie forum!  Sorry you are experiencing frustration trying to do a simple thing - a couple of basic questions. 

First, are you certain that your printer has blue ink?  If not, then the chords just won't show.

Second, are you trying to print using the 'print song' icon at the right side of the song's page?  If you try to print some other way, you will probably get gobbledeegook . . .

James

1,261

(21 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

No - I'm not one for instrument worship . . . if it sounds good, it is good.  I don't care what the brand name or material might be.  If a 'new' material can be utilized to make a better mousetrap then I'm not going to get all sobby about the old mousetraps.

A musical instrument is simply a tool that enables the user to make air vibrate.  If a better sound can be obtained from a different material, then use the different material.

Nobody writes with fountain pens anymore because they are hard to use and messy.  They did however produced a distinctive 'look' that some people might appreciate.  Nonetheless, what was actually written with the fountain pen is far more important than the tool used to make the writing.

My guess is that carbon fiber instruments (and ceramics, and new alloys, etc) will offer tremendous advantages for instrument builders and players.  Give it enough time and somebody will eventually be mourning the passing beauty of the 'old carbon-fiber guitars'.  James

1,262

(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello paulstanley - I just Googled 'blues riffs' and found several sites.
Try it and see what you find.

Here is a page that might help:
http://www.stickmusic.com/html/blues_riffs.htm

1,263

(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

Thanks Badeye, but it is a different song . . .
Probably the reason The Motel's song is not up on the web is that it is primarily a keyboard-based song.

Here is a link to a video of the song on youtube - you will remember it as soon as you hear the first 3 notes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uquEXROFja0

1,264

(21 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

WOW!  I had not heard of these insturments before reading your post.  Googled up the company at http://www.rainsong.com/ and am very intrigued.

As a cyclist I am familiar with carbon fiber frames and components used in bicycles - it is truly mind-boggling stuff.  Its incredible strength seems to be way out of line with its mass.  Carbon-fiber bikes are amazingly strong and light.

Wood is a convenient building material only because it grows on trees.  But it suffers from many problems regarding uniformity, moisture, temperature, etc. 

Building an instrument from a stable, strong, and inert material like carbon fiber makes great sense - hooray for Rainsong!  I hope this innovative company is successful in marketing this pioneering application of carbon fiber.

Glad to see that a luthier has finally entered the 21st century.  Will they also be making ukuleles, violins, clarinets, oboes, bassoons, etc.?  James

1,265

(77 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I'm 50 and 7/12ths.  Would like to think that I'm wiser than I once was - and hoping to get even wiser!

Regarding age of chordie users - keep in mind that persons active in the forum are not necessarily an indicator of all users of the site.  However, it interesting to note that the '100 Most Popular' list on the front page is full of songs that I have on vinyl.  That indicates to me that there are alot of other site users 'of a certain age' (or, lots of younger users who have an appreciation for 'oldies'.)  James

1,266

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Here are 2 files that together will get you going:
chords
http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/d/diamond_ … -crd.shtml
lyrics
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/neil+diamo … 98874.html
Have fun!  James

1,267

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Here is a link to a site that will get you started:
http://www.howtoreadguitartabs.org/
Hope this helps - James

1,268

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello filipo and welcome to chordie!  Lyrics & chords for this beautiful song are in chordie's index under 'Armstrong, Louis'.  Here is a link to help get you there:
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/www.g … s/598.html
Have fun with it - it is a challenging little ditty.  James

1,269

(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hello limey and welcome to the chordie forum!
Try this link for the Little Feat song you seek:
http://uk.geocities.com/little_annabel/ … e-love.txt

In future, 'tis best to put a new song request in a new topic.
See upper right of a forum topic's main page.

Hope this link gives you what you need.  James

1,270

(8 replies, posted in About Chordie)

I second what Roger has said - moving a song into your songbook prior to editing is the most efficient method.  Once you have made your changes, simply go back to the chordie index, open the original song listing, hit the 'correct' button, and then replace the original with your improved version (copy/paste).

Seems tedious, but it helps ensure that corrected versions are actually improvements rather than quickie hack-jobs.  Once you get the hang of editing and correcting songs, it is easy and very helpful to other users.  James

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(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hello sanguine - Here is a public songbook (fully edited for clarity) containing some dandy love songs:
Valentine Candy
http://www.chordie.com/publicbooks.php? … ngid=68703

Also, click on my name at the top of the songbook to find other books I have edited & assembled.  Other very nice love songs are also scattered throughout those collections.    James

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(7 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hello jnra1 and welcome to chordie's forum!  Rhythm is one of those things that comes with experience (practice practice practice).  Don't be afraid to just thrash away at it and experiment boldly.

If you get too hung up on making it sound exactly like a particular recording, then you will always be a little too timid to have fun.  Chordie's transposing tool is very good for moving songs into a comfortable key - so use it whenever you can.

Here is songbook that has several really fun & easy songs.
"3-Chord Rock & Roll Relics" might suit your needs:
http://www.chordie.com/publicbooks.php? … ngid=56812

James

1,273

(61 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

There is a local cover band in my area comprised of doctors & nurses & medical technicians.  They go by the name 'Musical Malpractice'.

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(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello morenas keeper and welcome to chordie!  Glad you were able to solve the songbook problem.  To update your profile, log in and then go to the forum, then click on 'Profile' up at the top.

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(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

Can't seem to find this 80's classic anywhere on the web.  Hoping sombody out there can supply chords.  Thanks . . . James