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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hot diggity, Donna - very very dandy . . . elegant and direct - well done!

(I took the liberty of editing in the 'voodoo codes'.  You can open your posting with the 'edit' button on the bottom right of the message to see what the voodoo codes are all about.  Hope you don't mind, but it so much easier to read and appreciate a song when it 'looks all purdy like'.
James)

1,202

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello Altex - Yes, the conversion did have some side effects.  I believe you can go back to your old posts and manually edit these features (if it is really worth it to you).  James

1,203

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hello rockin gecko.  Chordie is a search engine that scours the net for material and then includes what it finds in the main index.  Chordie does not 'host' any material, only finds it and presents it  within a user-friendly context.

Consequently, you cannont post anything directly to chordie's main webpage.  However; if you click on the 'Resources' tab (between 'My Songbook' and 'Forum') there is information as to how a site containing songs can be included within chordie's search parameters.

Hope this helps.  James

1,204

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Excellent idea - I have a copy of Alice in Wonderland somewhere.  Shall give it a glance and see what might be done with this idea.  James

1,205

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I seem to be in a blues phase . . . here is a little social commentary within a blues setting.
It is overtly political in nature, so I'll gladly discuss issues with anyone who wants to have a ratonal dialogue.

Flight Suit BluesJames McCormick, June 14, 2007


slow, 12-bar blues


[G]One and one is one, [G]one and one is three


[G]Look into the mirror, re-[G7]peat it after me


[C7]Two and two is two, [C7]two and two is five


[G]Rhetoric ridiculous, [G]evidence contrived


[D7]The smirking chimp is prepped from his [C7]noggin down to his toes


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes.


. . . .


[G]Fundamentals indicate, [G]fundamental flaws


[G]Willing coalition [G7]willingly withdraws


[C7]Plot lines deviate from [C7]rosy scripted truths


[G]Business keeps dwindling [G]at the Koolaid booth


[D7]Wrap it up in ribbons, [C7]top it all off with bows


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes.


. . . .


[G]Thinning out the ranks, [G]sacrificial pawns


[G]Circle up the wagons, sub-[G7]poenas on the lawn


[C7]Obfuscate, shuffle, [C7]travel overseas


Con-[G]venient gaps in memory with-[G]out immunity


When you be-[D7]tray the constitution your [C7]countrymen are foes


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes.


. . . .



[G]Wrap it up in Scripture, [G]wrap it in the flag


[G]Bring the bacon home [G7]zipped up in a bag


[C7]Don't ask any questions, [C7]tow the party line


[G]Have another drink, the [G]market's doing fine


The [D7]neo-cons are keeping the peace with re-[C7]peated body blows


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes.


. . . .


[G]Escalating costs, di-[G]minishing returns


[G]Patriotic act, [G7]beacon dimly burns


[C7]Crumbling facade, [C7]skeletons showing through


[G]Messages gone astray, [G]service records too


The il-[D7]lusion is unsustainable but it [C7]is the status quo


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes.


. . . .


[G]Cronies in the corner, [G]cronies on the bench


[G]Cronies finally 'fessing up, [G7]massive monkey wrench


[C7]Legacy looming, [C7]history shall be blunt


[G]Towering visionary, [G]simple-minded runt


The [D7]genie is out of the bottle and its im-[C7]possible to close


He's [G]got himself a flight suit, but the emperor has no [D7]clothes



1,206

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Most excellent, Old Doll.  It is refreshing to see love lyrics that are not just about adolescent misperceptions of what togetherness means.  James

1,207

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jets, thanks for the feedback on my song!  I didn't realize it would turn out to be such an epic when I got the idea - but it just kept growing.

Old Doll it would be best if you put new lyrics into their own thread so that other users can locate and comment on each song individually.

Could you re-post "Treasure" into its own topic?  Just go to 'Songwriting' main page, and hit 'new topic' at upper right corner.  "Treasure" certainly is a gem and certainly deserves its own thread in the Songwriting forum.  Thanks, James

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(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I have lots of ideas but really need to know more about the nature of group.  What are their ages, group size, venue (campfire, pub, jail cell, etc.), what is the ocassion, etc. would all be important criteria for making good suggestions.  James

1,209

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

When I first registered at the site, I had no intention of using the forum (never having participated in an on-line forum before) so I used my real name.  However, I eventually became quite interested in the topics and conversations occuring on chordie's forum.  By then, I figured 'What the heck . . .', so I stuck with what I already had.

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(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks, Old Doll and hopeful!  Glad you like it - the idea of setting old fairy tales and fables to music has me quite fascinated.  I'm going to try doing some more soon.  James

1,211

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I like the blues, I like myths and fables - so here is an attempt to marry the two together.
Based upon the fable of 'The Elephant and the Blind Men' this version has some embellishments that are my own creations.  It is very long, but also very lively . . .

'The Truth': A Fable in BluesJames McCormick, June 13, 2007


slow 12-bar blues


[G]Once upon a time, way [G]back when time was new


A [G]King was sitting on his throne, [G7]feeling a little blue


He said, "I've [C7]lived a life of opulence, I've [C7]lived a life of ease.


I [G]am a man of consequence.I [G]do just what I please.


It's [D7]all been very pleasant, but now I'm [C7]getting long of tooth.


And be-[G]fore I go beyond this world, I want to know 'The [D7]Truth'."


. . . .


He said, "[G]Summon my philosophers, all the [G]elders and wise.


[G]Bring them into my presence, so I can [G7]look them in the eyes."


So a [C7]call went out across the land, for [C7]gurus, sages and seers,


And [G]mathematicians, astronomers and phy-[G]sicians to appear.


And when [D7]all the finest minds were [C7]under one big roof,


He said, "'The [G]Truth' is what I'm after, and you will give me [D7]proof!"


. . . .


At [G]first there was great cheering, big [G]smiles all around


'We're [G]all so very smart here, so the [G7]answer will be found!'


But [C7]once they started working, the [C7]rifts they did appear


Those [G]experts just kept arguing, a con-[G]sensus was not clear


It [D7]started to get nasty, and [C7]tempers they did flair


There was [G]pouting shouting shoving and biting and lots of pulling of [D7]hair.


. . . .


The [G]experts did do battle, and the [G]meeting went amok


The [G]timid and defenseless were [G7]simply out of luck


[C7]Egos were bruised, insults were hurled, and [C7]reputations trashed


[G]Casualties were mounting and [G]lots of stuff got smashed


Spec-[D7]tators gathered to point and gawk and [C7]see the big melee


And [G]that was the beginning of the first universi-[D7]ty!


. . . .


[G]Meanwhile on the fringe, there [G]sat a wizened crone


[G]Elegant and mysterious, and se-[G7]renely all alone


The [C7]King admired greatly how she was [C7]far above the fray


He re-[G]spectfully introduced himself saying, "[G]Help me Lady, I pray."


She [D7]looked him in the eye, and he [C7]knew 'The Truth' was there


She said, "[G]Fetch me seven blind men and an elephant, if you [D7]dare."


. . . .


[G]Meanwhile all the experts con-[G]tinued their debate


But there [G]wasn't any dialogue, just hot [G7]air as they did orate


The [C7]crowd did mostly drift away, but some [C7]young people hung around


[G]Jeering at the experts and [G]lolling about on the ground


[D7]Somebody did propose that the [C7]show shouldn't be for free


So they [G]started charging tuition in exchange for fancy de-[D7]grees


. . . .


[G]Many moons did pass while the [G]elephant made its way


From e-[G]xotic lands of jungles far a-[G7]cross the turbulent sea


When the [C7]animal did finally arrive, not a [C7]cloud was in the sky


Seven [G]blind men were invited, but they had [G]no idea why


The [D7]crone she told them each to [C7]go and touch the thing


Then [G]please come back and describe 'elephant' for the [D7]King.


. . . .



[G]Meanwhile all the experts they were [G]busy as the bees


[G]Buzzing about their theories and [G7]forming committees


"We are [C7]making steady progress, but this [C7]process will take years.


So you [G]need to give us tenure to e-[G]liminate our fears.


And we [D7]need some proper buildings, on [C7]that we all agree.


[G]Something with many towers overgrown with pretty iv-[D7]y."


. . . .


So [G]one at a time the blind men did [G]valiantly feel their way


'Til they [G]finally each encountered the [G7]'elephant' mystery


Every [C7]man happened to touch it in a [C7]totally different spot


Then [G]one by one they told the King the [G]knowledge that they got


Their im-[D7]pressions were all quite different as I'm [C7]sure you will agree


As they [G]whispered to the King about their discove-[D7]ries


. . . .


The [G]fellow who felt a leg said, "[G]Elephant is a tree."


The [G]one who touched the tail, "'Tis a [G7]rope in the sky clearly."


The [C7]guy who touched the side, "It's just a [C7]wall for heaven's sake."


The [G]toucher of the trunk said, "Ele-[G]phant is a giant snake."


The [D7]guy who grabbed an ear said, "It's a [C7]leather tapestry."


The [G]one who touched a tusk said, "It's a statue obvious-[D7]ly!"


. . . .


Then the [G]seventh man did take his turn [G]out there in the sun


But he [G]never did find the elephant, for he [G7]stepped in a pile of dung


It [C7]mushed there all between his toes and [C7]stunk so horribly


The [G]man let out an anguished scream at the [G]utter indignity


Well, the [D7]elephant was so frightened that it [C7]started to stampede


[G]Running all around the place stomping indiscriminate-[D7]ly


. . . .


[G]Everybody was terrified and a [G]panic did ensue


[G]Chaos did erupt and the con-[G7]fusion quickly grew


The [C7]poor elephant continued in [C7]rampaging frenzied fear


[G]Bellowing so loud and tromping on [G]anything that was near


The old [D7]King was just too slow to [C7]get out of the way


And the [G]elephant stepped upon him wounding him mortal-[D7]ly


. . . .


Well, the [G]King he lay there bleeding with a [G]smile upon his face


The [G]crone knelt down beside him and [G7]offered her embrace


She said, "[C7]Sire, I'm so sorry for [C7]all this horrible mess.


I [G]merely wanted to show you 'The Truth', please [G]pardon the distress."


Then the [D7]King said, "Oh Dear Lady, this has [C7]been so very sweet.


I [G]finally understand 'The Truth' and my life is now com-[D7]plete."


. . . .


The [G]King he did then die with a [G]big old happy grin


The [G]crone went back to her village and [G7]never was seen again


The [C7]elephant went charging off in-[C7]to the wildest woods


The [G]blind men became celebrities, en-[G]dorsing luxury goods


[D7]Meanwhile all the experts from their [C7]ivied tower views


[G]Theorized that elephant would make excellent bar-b-[D7]que!



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(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I believe that 'Wild Thing' is a loose adaptation of a verse from the 'Song of Solomon' in the Old Testament.

I would also guess Neillson on 'Without You', (he certainly made it famous) but something tells me that is incorrect.

1,213

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Bravo Jeff!  Deep down, the other team has gotta know they are violating the age rules - perhaps next time you should demand DNA testing or other proof of kinship and talk trash about their mother/wives until they become totally enraged and self-destruct.

I must confess that I have no idea what an '18 panel heart' or '32 panel' might be.  James

1,214

(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hell ddrfreaksidapa & welcome to the chordie forum!  Congratulations on deciding to add yet another instrument to your musical arsenal - your previous musical experience is a real advantage.

As you must know by now, learning to use an instrument make music takes practice - your singing voice is just another instrument, and practice can help it 'play' better.  Make an effort to use your voice as you practice guitar.  Since you are just starting out, it is an excellent opportunity to get your fingers and voice working together.

As far as song style; I would suggest starting out with a simple 3-chord sort of song (sometimes known as a I, IV, V as in G, D, C or D, G, A etc. chord set).  Keep it simple and express your emotions in plain language.  James

1,215

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello hopeful - For me, writing songs is not so much about inspiration as it is about perspiration.  I invest some time each day to chip away at ideas.  The ideas are the easy part - it is mostly a matter of observing carefully and jotting down phrases or words that just might be the 'germ' of a song.

Writing songs takes practice (just like anything else).  If I waited around for the perfect moment for inspiration to strike - I probably wouldn't start (or finish) many songs.  The popular myth of somebody writing a song in 'just a few minutes' conveniently ignores the reality that that person was in the habit (through lots and lots of practice) of transforming raw ideas into songs.

For me, writing songs is a theraputic challenge - like putting together invisible puzzles.  It can be very satisfying or very frustrating - but it is never ever boring.   James

1,216

(16 replies, posted in Songwriting)

badeye, I can also recall when Sunday shopping was just taboo - stores weren't open - and life went on just dandy.  In fact, I can remember when most every shop (locally-owned family businesses) closed on Wednesdays at noon (never knew why, they just did because that is what did) - and life went on just dandy.

I look around me and see a general assumption that 'quantity of crap' is the same as 'quality of life'.  Most homes are cluttered with unused and uneccessay stuff that is nothing but junk. 

Having been through the process of clearing out the households of deceased relatives and friends, I know that all that claptrap is a ridiculous burden.

I'm glad you like the song . . . I bear no ill will for Wal-Mart.  I just don't need 99.999% of what they have for sale.   James

1,217

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

"Great Googley-Moogley!"        Frank Zappa
"Zounds!"                               Sheakespere
"Good Golly, Miss Molly!"         Little Richard

Take a bow, Old Doll . . . beautifully said and thoroughly marvelous!  James

1,218

(4 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Hello SkyDad3 - one possibility might be pawnshops.  Every city has at least one pawnshop that stocks music gear.  You might be able to pick up a 'veteran' case for cheap?  Worth a look see.

1,219

(1 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I like people - I happen to be one myself.  Here is a silly little blues about watching people.

Some People BluesJames McCormick, June 10, 2007


[G]People will be people wherever you may go


Yeah, [C]people will be people wher-[G]ever you may go


And [D]what they might be [C]thinking 'bout you'll [G]never really know.




[G]Some are very bitter, some are very sweet


Yeah, [C]some are very bitter, [G]some are very sweet


It [D]takes all kinds of [C]people to [G]make the world complete




They [G]come in different sizes, and different colors too


Yeah, they [C]come in different sizes, and [G]different colors too


But [D]deep down in-[C]side, they are [G]just the same as you


[G]Everybody is special, everybody's just the same


Yeah, [C]everybody is special, every-[G]body's just the same


Don't [D]think too much a-[C]bout it, or [G]you will go insane


[G]People like to laugh, and eat and sing and dance


Yeah, [C]people like to laugh, and [G]eat and sing and dance


Some [D]live to be safe, some [C]live to take a [G]chance


[G]Some like to struggle, some like to follow the flow



Yeah, [C]some like to struggle, some [G]like to follow the flow


Some [D]search for all the answers, [C]some don't care to [G]know


[G]Some just want to ramble, some want to stay at home


Yeah, [C]some just want to ramble, some [G]want to stay at home


[D]Some spend their [C]lives just [G]yakking on the phone


Some [G]people just like dogs, some people just like cats


Yeah, some [C]people just like dogs, some [G]people just like cats


Some [D]people don't like [C]people, [G]what is up with that?


Some [G]people are all juicy, some are tough and dry


Yeah, some [C]people are all juicy, [G]some are tough and dry


Some [D]people are just [C]tasteless, I [G]never will know why


Some [G]people are so happy, some are happy being sad


Yeah, some [C]people are so happy, some are [G]happy being sad


Some [D]people like to be [C]very good,some are [G]good at being bad


[G]People are so interesting wherever you may go


Yeah, [C]people are so interesting wher-[G]ever you may


You [D]never will get [C]bored when you [G]watch the people show


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(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Sounds like a dandy event with great music - I would have loved to have been there.  I used to look down upon tribute bands and impersonators until I met an Elvis impersonator - a truly gifted performer who happened to enjoy the music of Elvis and who got a kick out of bringing that music back to life.

He was also a person of great personal integrity, because he felt that everything he did reflected upon the memory of Elvis.  He was like a one-man missionary movement for the First Church of Elvis - a little weird, but a person full of positive energy and brimming with musical talent.  So, now I see tribute bands and impersonators differently - I realize they are also musicians pursuing their dreams and I applaud their efforts.

Is this group of bands touring together?  Seems like a mighty elaborate production for a one-time show.  Was there anybody there born after 1985?  Did the medical tent have geriatric specialists?  James

1,221

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Rooster3 & Roger, thanks for your positive feedback - glad you found it interesting.  My favorite line in it is the 'Some folk think they don't have to think, that they only must believe' - bit of a tongue twister, but it's lines like that which make songwriting endlessly fun.  James

1,222

(16 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Yet another wild-eyed, full-frontal, folkie rant . . .

All This Stupid StuffJames McCormick, June 9, 2007


Twang & Howl, Stomp & Growl!


[G]All this stuff that is for sale, and none of it do I [C]need . . .


[C]Plastic crap that's [G]all shrink wrapped, and low-price guaran-[D]teed


[G]Miles of aisles with junk in piles, stacked up twelve feet [C]high . . .


Some-[C]body must actually [G]buy this stuff, but I [D]can't imagine [G]why


Con-[C]tainer ships from overseas, loaded to the [G]gills


[C]Full of crap that'll [G]never last, complete with extra [D]frills


My [G]happiness is elsewhere, it don't come from a [C]store . . .


[C]Lookin' at all this [G]stupid stuff [D]makes my brain so [G]sore


That [G]parking lot is so darn big, it needs its own zip [C]code . . .


Just [C]riding my bicycle [G]to this place was a scary epi-[D]sode


[G]Pick-ups, Hummers, and SUV's, and giant semi [C]trucks . . .


Un-[C]less your a-ridin' [G]in a tank, you're [D]just a sitting [C]duck



[C]Shopping carts two dozen deep, at thirty check-out [G]lines


The [C]scanners beep a [G]symphony in bright florescent [D]time


My [G]happiness is elsewhere, it don't come from a [C]store . . .


Just [C]lookin' at all this [G]stupid stuff [D]makes my brain so [G]sore


You can [G]save a penny, save a dime, they'll tell you what it's [C]worth . . .


But [C]if you want to save [G]something, please help save the [D]earth


[G]Simplify your lifestyle, use only what you [C]need . . .


The [C]biggest problem we [G]face today [D]is consumer [G]greed


Oh, [C]garbage in garbage out, refuse over-[G]flow


[C]All this stupid [G]stuff you got to the landfill it will [D]go


My [G]happiness is elsewhere, it don't come from a [C]store . . .


Oh, [C]lookin' at all this [G]stupid stuff [D]makes my head so [G]sore



1,223

(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jerome, glad you like it and sorry that you will find it so useful!  To move it into your songbook, here is a work-around . . .
1. Log in to the forum.  Copy the song onto your clipboard.
2. Go to your Songbook, pick a victim song (one that you can spare).
3. Open the victim song using the 'edit' button at the end of it's listing.
4. In the upper/edit pane on your screen, delete the victim song entirely, BUT leave the {t:title} and {st:subtitle} lines intact.
5. Paste in the new song where the victim song used to be.
6. Change the new song's title and subtitle lines to {c:xxxxxxx} lines.
7. Hit the 'save' button between the panes.  Then hit the 'return to songbook' button.
8. The new song is listed under the 'victim songs' title.  You can now open and transpose and print the new song.

PS Don't traumatize Meathead too badly, your daughter may actually love the lunk!  James

1,224

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Gentlemen, thanks for your kind words.  I will be recording this one soon.  James

1,225

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jets, I just tried this one out and it seems to want to be a rhythm-driven power ballad sort of song.   The trailing chords after each line were begging for strong, dramatic strokes.  Was that your intention or am I hearing it completely differently than you intend?

Regarding the lyric itself, it is an apt tribute to this forum - I have personally gained several friends, great inspiration, and much insight from this venue.  James