1,177 2008-09-19 23:09:09
Topic: I dont believe a word of it! as i LMAO :lol: (29 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ..... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ..... its equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ...... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ...... you're an insensitive b***ard. If you make a decision without consulting her ...... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ...... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ...... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ...... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.. If you don't ... there must be someone else.
WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST...? COS THEY WANT TO.....
1,178 2008-09-19 19:36:34
Re: Add a recording of the song to listen to (1 replies, posted in Song requests)
Hi Dglucia.
I just open up more windows. when the music one is playing i just minimize it and continue with the lyrics! and chords.
Old Doll.
1,179 2008-09-19 19:31:06
Re: Beautiful Acoustic Guitar Chords (18 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Caracena,
I pray thee to tell me of this ? 
Nosey Old doll.
1,180 2008-09-19 07:59:28
Re: Tis The rain getting to us all. (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Goodmorning badeye,
Im waiting on the tea me ould Segosha. I dont suppose you have some nice pancakes and Canadian maple
to go with them? Tall order Sir.
And sure while your here play some blues for me also Eh! a tad demanding dont ya think ?.
Love to you and gem, from the Emerald.
Old Doll.
1,181 2008-09-18 21:48:40
Re: Not a song but I DO need advice (7 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi David,
You know when we do something in life and dont like the feeling that goes with it. Take note of it.
Its often a learning process, an experience not to be repeated. Now dont beat yourself up over it either, Take all the advice
here and do whats right for you. You can change the words and the feelings will change also.
I feel this post shows you have compassion, this to me is one of lifes great qualities.
Old Doll.
1,182 2008-09-18 19:32:35
Re: Tis The rain getting to us all. (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
http://www.absolutelycrackers.com/home.html
Open link and click on special feature.
Fatstrings / Zurf ! Do ye not pull Table crackers at christmas time ?
Buvvy ! this was our summer, but it was 17 degrees today. Yipee. Indian summer they call it now at this time of year.
geoaguiar One large box around the chops for you , ya bold thing!
Roger! as for you and your fan, i hope it blows the ants right up your pants or shorts. Be carful now with the aerosol
Old Doll.
1,183 2008-09-18 09:29:58
Re: "Babies Anew" (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Daddycool,
Doesnt it all go by with the blink of an eye ? God i loved mine and still love anyones babies I love kissing there wee feet, untouched by shoes. all so beautiful.
Id love to have another baby, :LOL: Alright!! I hear you all.! A resounding chorus of " Yeah The Immaculate Conception".
Your all so bold But, your all so right.
Thanks Daddy for giving me the longing, My work awaits me, Not making babies now My floristry, Stay cool.
Old Doll.
1,184 2008-09-18 09:17:03
Re: Not a song but I DO need advice (7 replies, posted in Songwriting)
David 137,
Put your song here in this section. New writers are always welcome. Dont worry about your voice, ive been singing all my
life and still dont like the sound of mine. But i have put songs on here with my own voice recorded. Its more about the lyrics
for me. A good voice is an added bonus.
Go on do it! Life is not a rehearsal Son.
Old Doll.
1,185 2008-09-18 09:10:24
Re: Cast Off by the City Lights (19 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hey Old Doll skullhauled i have never heard that word before is it uniquely Irish or have i been asleep for the last 61 years.
Gosh Ive heard this expression for all of my life. Its used here in lots of ways.
I was skullhauled in like in Kaps song. Meaning my head from the word go was captured by the music and lyrics in it.
Or, God your woman was only skullhauled. Meaning. { She was pulled around by the hair.
The bouncers skullhauled the guy into leaving the premises. { they were very physical with him }
Years ago i would have heard mothers say to there kids. { Get yourself here now or your in for a skullhauling, Meaning { A good clatter around the kisser for not obeying them.}
While it appears to be used only for violence, it can be used with a sense of fun also.
John Wayne Skullhauled Maureen OHara across the fields in the Film " The Quiet man". Meaning he was gonna get his own way.
Buvvy, This Irish language is very difficult to give direct translations for. Although this is not an Irish word, it would have
connotations that most Irish people would comprehend immediately.
Sorry for being so long winded, another reason to be skullhauled
Old Doll.
1,186 2008-09-17 22:25:23
Topic: Tis The rain getting to us all. (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Being Irish is about driving in a German car to a Scottish pub for a
Belgian beer, and then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or, a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV. And the most Irish thing of all? Suspicion of all
things foreign! Only in Ireland can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance.
Only in Ireland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front. Only in Ireland do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke .
Only in Ireland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters. Only in Ireland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in
Ireland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.
Only in Ireland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Irish ppl die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Irish ppl were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
58 Irish ppl are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Irish ppl have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in .
19 Irish ppl have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas
cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Irish ppl had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish ppl were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish ppl were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars.
And finally...
In 2000 eight Irish ppl were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls
incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
IRELAND - Love it, or Leave it
1,187 2008-09-17 22:17:56
Re: [song]{t:title"whistling cow-boy"} (3 replies, posted in Songwriting)
YeeHaw Daddycool,
You dont hear to many people whistleing nowadays. Ive always felt it was a happy sound to hear.
Maybe im living in the wrong place
Old Doll.
1,188 2008-09-17 22:12:56
Re: "No Respect" (8 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Good song Daddycool,
Total lack of parental control, Drugs , drink, money, and the unadulterated greed nowadays for material things.
to my way of thinking leads to " No Respect".
Old Doll.
1,189 2008-09-17 22:04:57
Re: Beautiful Acoustic Guitar Chords (18 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Caracena
(One of these days I'll think of a clever signature)
I think this is very clever . Direct translation - Irish / Italian---- Friendly Dinner. Or ! Irish /French----- Friendly Diner.
Dont ya just love words ?.
Old Doll.
OOPs, back to the thread!
1,190 2008-09-17 21:43:29
Re: Guitar Chill.... (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Great Work Ark,
Im listening as i type to your melodic sounds. Thanks for sending the links.
.Keep up the good work, your thoughts are the seeds you plant and play. I very much enjoy them.
Old Doll.
1,191 2008-09-17 07:23:58
Re: bargin bin (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Well done Dino,
A wonderful man i worked for "David" allowed me to have music while i worked in 1971. I had a small portable record player
beside where i worked. He came to me one day after about a year, and said" Helena ! I now know all the words of Miss kings "Tapestry"
How about you give me some new songs to learn ? Carol was always on repeat play. I still love all the songs on that album
and David" was the best boss i ever had. A real pet of a man.
For you David." and You Dino . http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4qUIf59d0
Enjoy enjoy.
Old Doll.
1,192 2008-09-16 20:40:56
Re: DOC "HOLYDAY" (11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Warm hugs with masses of big coloured balloons.
" Get Well Soon" written all over them,
Love to you ,
From The Emerald Sir.
Old Doll.
1,193 2008-09-16 20:08:55
Re: "Love and Lies" (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Roger,
. Im sure i drastically changed all the lyrics you sent me. I was happy to help. But, you did a fine job with the melody
and recording.
Thank You All " as always for your kind words.
Old Doll.
1,194 2008-09-16 20:02:54
Re: Things We Hate...Or at least Dislike VERY MUCH!! (252 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Clonalkilty Black pudding. The best ! Yummy.
http://www.okaneirishfoods.co.uk/id32.html
The best Lasagne is at ? My house ! . I also make a Chicken and Spinach lasagne.{ Divine!}
Old Doll.
1,195 2008-09-16 15:24:42
Re: Cast Off by the City Lights (19 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Wowsers Kap,
this just skullhauled me in from the start. Great moody eerie feel to it.
I listened as i read the words here on chordie.
It just flowed like a great black and white Video through my mind..
"Oh Baby what a lonely way to fly" I love that line..
Big clap on the back for a great song. Thanks for sharing Sir!
Old Doll.
1,196 2008-09-14 22:39:16
Re: GOODBYE DEAR FRIEND (12 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Thanks Phill,
Its down and done.
Appreciation all round Sir!
Old Doll.
1,197 2008-09-14 22:33:45
Re: Sneaky secret recordings (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi tubatooter 1940,
Well How wonderful . I never have heard a tuba played so melodically before. My Respect to you Sir.
I also neve seen microphone stands with beer bottle holders on them ! fantastic. Loved all the songs, some id never heard before.
The Tuba is so big to get around. It must be like trying to get an old disabled Aunt in and out of a car. Sending it on ahead is the only way i guess.
I enjoyed this post, so Thanks again. { to your friends also }
Old Doll.
1,198 2008-09-14 22:12:14
Re: If this does not bring a tear to your eye, nothing will (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Lovely video Roger,
I did see this some time ago also. Im glad to read buvvys reply.
I knew by the footage id received it was old. But, it had no other information. Its trying to think People still
want a animal like this as a pet ?. In Gods name leave these beautiful creatures to the wild or National game parks.
One of my neighbours has a beautiful Alaskan malamute. He is absolutely adorable. Huge he is at 10 months. Well
he has eaten 5000 dollars worth of decking in as many months. Howls when he hears the police siren going. The poor animal is so bored its a shame. There should be a ban on dogs like this been sold a domestic pets. Unless one has the space and time to
give these animals the time they deserve and the outlet they need.
Animals are not trophies, some dogs or small creatures can be kept as pets but, i feel strongly most should be left in there natural enviroment.
Old Doll..
1,199 2008-09-14 21:39:49
Re: brand new here (7 replies, posted in About Chordie)
Fáilte Emmys,
Have a great time here. you will learn so much here from all. Read some of the older post also.
gems of info back there.
Practise is a word you will also see written a whole lot of times... Its the best tuition.
Have a blast.
Old Doll.
1,200 2008-09-14 21:34:18
Re: hello all once again james, jets,old doll and all other friends (1 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi Dan.
Good to hear from you!
Ive been checking out your site. It certainly has everything there to keep one entertained.
Sure id have to give up work all together if i was a member of one of those sites
Good to hear from you . Be happy!
Old Doll.