1,151

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Yes i agree its a music forum but,

its  good to have an  honest opinion on a piece of writing.
Marcalan wrote a great piece here some time ago along the same lines!
My question would be, Where was all these billions when New Orleans was drowning and still is in a quagmire of
government neglect?. Shame on all of them well healed,well suited government leaders . It never ceases to amaze me how people with lots of money, forget what its like to live on the margin day to day. Ah yes!  Bail out the fat cats and let us eat cake!
One man here  had his own business, he saved and invested 600 thousand euro for his retirement over 40 years, which is coming up soon for his wife and himself, the poor devil will be lucky to get 300 thousand as his settlement. Disgraceful.

The world’s economy is nosediving this week.

The poorest 40% of our world accounts for just 5% of global income. ‘How can this be?’

The ten richest Americans, according to the Forbes Rich List have a total worth of 298 billion dollars. This is while 12% of the US live in relative poverty.

The ten richest people in the world have a total worth of 426 billion dollars…and do you know what the worst part is?.. Four of these ten (4,5,6 & 8 ) are from India. India is the country of 1.2 billion people where the GDP per ca-pita is $3,700. This compared to Ireland’s $43,600! At least 25% of Indians live in poverty. That’s one in four! That’s at least 300 million people living in poverty while India’s ten wealthiest men are worth 229 billion dollars.
This is the top ten Forbes Rich List:

62 - Warren Buffett (US)
60 - Carlos Slim Helu (Mexico)
58 - Bill Gates (US)
45 - Lakshmi Mittal (India)
43 - Mukesh Ambani (India)
42 - Anil Ambani (India)
31 - Ingvar Kamprad - Ikea (Sweden)
30 - KP Singh (India)
28 - Oleg Deripaska (Russia)
27 - Karl Albrecht (Germany)

There wealth is in billions!.

Can someone please tell me what one person needs $1 billion dollars for?

According to UNICEF, 26,500-30,000 children die each day due to poverty.

Less than one per cent of what the world spent every year on weapons was needed to put every child into school by the year 2000 and yet it didn’t happen.

Here is an analysis of long-term trends showing the distance between the richest and poorest countries:

3 to 1 in 1820
11 to 1 in 1913
35 to 1 in 1950
44 to 1 in 1973
72 to 1 in 1992
Some improvement Eh!
We have our own fat cats here also who are equally dispicable, stealing from the workers once again. Do i sound like i have a gripe with extremely wealthy people ?  Well believe me i dont, i have enough  wealth in my own clan. But  were not taking the pensions off someones well worked back!
Whatever money is left over when i die i cannot take with me anyways.

But these facts are truly shocking.

It cannot be ignored. Unless of course your living or want to live in Lala land.

Personally i find  this whole scenerio obscene.

Namaste to all.

Old Doll.

1,152

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Daddycool,

ya look fine to me here! all complete like!

love the concept of the song. Ah but! Daddycool what do you do when they break your heart a million times beyond repair ?
Its Hard to believe in love again.
I heard Juliet Turner { A great favourite of mine} singing this song for the deceased of the Omagh bombing. It resonated right through me as i had my own disaster around that time also. Its a sad but beautiful song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jzQ_Nb9GqM

Enjoy.

Old Doll

1,153

(7 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi Bone daddy,

Hope life is good for you Sir!

This song ? Is it a Richard Thompson Song?. It Sounds somewhat familiar to me!

Here is his website, you may get some more info there. I get an update for all his  stuff. Just add your email to the site below. Its a very informative site.

www.richardthompson-music.com.

Old Doll.

Wal Mart Applicant revealed...
Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in
California . They hired him because he was funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment .
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be
here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may
already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they
tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde
supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually,
I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST
OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
***Old People Rock! ***

1,155

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Again i love the lyrics here. Reminded me of Easter time . New beginnings and  bright yellow daffodils.

Thank You"

Old Doll.

1,156

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Love the lyrics here Sir.

Unfortunately im having PC audio problems. "No sound". Im sure its easy to fix but i havent a clue! I listen  to your songs when my sons call and fix it.

Old Doll.

1,157

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I like this song/ hymn.

Who am I ? If prayer is you talking to God, then intuition is God talking to you.

Well done.

Old Doll.

1,158

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Short sweet and lovely lyrics.

Well Done.

Old Doll.

1,159

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Indeed you are both lucky to be together. May it always remain so.
keep writing it down. It will be a great family heirloom and testament of your love for one another.

Old Doll.

1,160

(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Love it Daddy cool,

I could hear this being sung in church. Lovely lyrics.


Old Doll.

1,161

(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Daddycool,

love this line as i do it a lot to photos.   {[C]look at my picture, and[F] give us a smile,}

Nice one!

Old Doll.

1,162

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Great work "Me Old flower" Daddy Cool.

Old Doll.

1,163

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Jets,

Today a barrier would not lift to allow me and my car through. So i waited for the office manager to lift the barrier as i had paid the parking.
after about 5 minutes  of nothing happening , i walked back to the office abandoning my car where it was.  The office manager was sleeping like a new born babe. lol
Well he was untill i gave a huge bang on the glass to attract his attention. His reaction was hilarious. I couldn't speak  to him i was laughing so much. I just headed back to my car . The barrier was  now raised as was the hair on his head from the fright
i gave him.
Is this guy an ordinary hero or a big lazy Git ? lol.

Love the song Sir.

Old Doll.

1,164

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Geoaguiar.
I found a link for you lol
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=h … 4%26sa%3DN

In case your looking to update!!. The Teddy Boys" in those pics made me howl with laughter.There more like lavender wusses in there capes and bows.

This is the band we have chosen for the venue.

http://www.doublecocktail.com/index_newsite.html

Old Doll.

1,165

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Knowing what my sons sense of humour is like he sent me these to select his wedding band from ? lol

Has anyone ever heard of them ? lol lol lol. if so ! what are they like to listen to ?. The right choice just may get a wedding invitation to the wedding next year in Portugal. lol

http://pics.yemii.com/swedish-dance-bands.html


Old Doll.

1,166

(5 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Goodmorning UncleG,

from the Emerald Isle. Yes, i know its early! But ive a long busy day ahead.
Your music and guitar will heal. Blessings are wished for you  to be healthy.

Welcome to chordie.

Stay happy.

Old Doll.

1,167

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ah you sweet thing Daddycool,

i love to dance. Last night i was singing at a venue. When i finished a guy asked me to jive with him,

Well Daddycool the whiff of him everytime he lifted his arm to turn me nearly made me puke.
I have bad smellers anyway, but this guy was honkin.. One dance and i was away  back to my sons and company,
who let me tell you were near collapsed  they were all laughing so much.

Your song is cute, but he sure wasnt lol.

Old Doll.

Flester darlin,

"Forearm strength is particularly important in guitar playing, since the fretting hand must press down firmly with a bent wrist. Bending the wrist reduces grip strength by about 13%, and muscles in the wrist and forearm are slightly more strained than in stiff-wrist gripping; therefore the 45% female disadvantage in foreman strength may place some women below the threshold of strength necessary to play many male-designed, male-manufactured, and male-tested instruments.

Would they be male  Flester ? lol The rest of this article is here.  http://www.bluesforpeace.com/female-guitarists.htm
My favourite guitar has a womans comfort feel about it. lol

Ps.  Bensonp! No your not weird, i do the very same and still dont get it right. lol horses for courses!

Old Doll.

1,169

(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ah yes,

A Jamesie Special, and so good as always. { Juicy nasty ugly tales, . . . vicious little [C7]lies   "

That line alone has  encapsulated so much venom, I think id prefer the " Pepper Mill james. lol

Bring all you brood to Croatia. Im going soon. you would all love the fresh mountain air filled with the abundant aromatics of growing lavender and wild peaches.

Love to you and yours.

Old Doll

1,170

(24 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi kap,

Reading the post here gives me a better insight . Ok i have spoken to you { In post that is }
My wishes remain the same for you.

Great song.

Old Doll.

1,171

(7 replies, posted in Recording)

Hey Russell,

are they potatoe recipes written on you news Cápeen ? { wee hat} lol

1,172

(4 replies, posted in Song requests)

Just the lyrics for you!

http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/671482.html

Thats My Boy! lol All Man !

1,174

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Failte Rick 15538,

Dont feel ashamed because you cannot read music Sir. This only causes a hurting head.
your life is not a rehearsal, so grab whats left of it and skullhaul your music on to chordie.

I read this  wee piece many years ago. "The past is history, the future a mystery, the time we live is now, its a gift!
This is why its known as the "Present." I dont know the author, but ya must admit its a goodun!

Go for it, but more importantly " ENJOY IT" !.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtpADHT2gfE

Old Doll.

Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Was that you Topdown i heard saying all the wrong things ? lol

Goodnight from the Emerald Sir.

Old Doll.