Okay here's what I came up with during the last hour. (REALLY!) I think if y'all would just give me an "assignment" to write a song about..... whatever, I could do a better job of it.
Here is "Ruth-Less" with thanks and love to all of my friends for their support. Think of this as one of those "Country-Talking- Blues" songs, such as this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
As always, feel free to add, subtract and change for the better.
Ruthless
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G C G
Well, I know a man who liked to have fun
G C D
It wasn't like him to run from a gun
G C G
Except when the gun was the voice of his wife named Ruth.
That woman was pretty as she was mean
And all she had to do was LOOK at Gene
And he'd commence to beggin' and tellin' the truth
Chorus:
G D
But now he's "Ruth-Less", Ruthless
G D
And yeah, just a little bit toothless
But ol' Gene he WON that night (fight)
And sent Ruthie to her folks for spite
He called his buddies up after she left
Told 'em friends, I gotta confess,
I'm ruthless.
It was late night poker Ruth couldn't stand
And yellin at Gene to beat the band
Just never seemed to do her any good.
She tried making him sleep on the couch
But that just turned 'em both into a grouch
And you could hear 'em screamin' across the neighborhood.
But then one night it all came to a head
When Gene came beggin' to be allowed in the bed
But beg as he might it didn't help
He was so drunk he'd fart and belch
And threw up on poor Ruthie's negligee
OY VEH!!!
Well, the last straw hit the camel's back
Ruth and Gene went for the attack
And what happened then is best left to your imagination
But I will say this, if you could have seen that mess
You'd agree there were no grounds for negotiations.
And that's the story of Gene and Ruth
Some of it's lies, some of it truth
Did they make up? Well, I hope they did
Nothin' worse than a marriage on the skids
Not takin' sides, you understand.
Just wish that game had been better planned
With some give and take on either side
Let some of it hit, let some of it ride.
CHORUS:
But now he's "Ruth-Less", Ruthless
And yeah, just a little bit toothless
But ol' Gene he WON that night (fight)
And sent Ruthie to her folks for spite
He called his buddies up after she left
Told 'em friends, I gotta confess,
I'm ruthless.
EXTRA CHORUS:
And now she's Gene-Less, Gene-less
Beauty with a touch of mean-ness.
Their home it stinks of beer and smoke
And every now and then a "toke"
But I believe they both would say
Being "Ruthless" and "Geneless"
Is the only way.
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