A newcomer was flying into New York for the first time. He told his seat mate on the plane that he was moving to the big apple and was quite nervous about it.
The seat mate tried to quell his fears. He explained that there are wonderful people in New York City and once one gets set up in a local neighborhood there are friends to be made and fine groups to join.
The newcomer was grateful and asked the New Yorker what he did for a living.
"I'm a tail gunner on a FedEx truck.",he replied.
1,101 2010-05-17 23:31:20
Re: Joke Thread (231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
1,102 2010-05-16 14:55:17
Re: "Just hangin Out" (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Good on ya, Wayne. You were able to add to that young man's special day and inspire - making a wonderful memory for you and two others.:cool:
1,103 2010-05-16 14:47:07
Topic: Joke Thread (231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I'd really like to read a joke thread running here in Chordie's Chat Corner.
Because so many young family members read here, we need only to make sure that jokes submitted are mega squeaky clean.
I have long believed that most anybody can get a laugh with a killer joke and further that getting a big laugh with a weak joke takes real talent in the telling.
Saving my dynamite material for later, I would first submit:
A friend told me that my hair is getting thin. I said, "That's okay, who wants fat hair?"
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1,104 2010-05-14 21:50:48
Re: Time for a Zurfapalooza? (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I'd love to come pick with you, buddy.
Can I do my naughty songs?
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1,105 2010-05-14 21:46:06
Re: Live sound (17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I plug into a Korg A-4 effects pedal and then into a small (350 watt) Peavey P.A. system. with six channels. I use a Schure SM58 mic. The Peavey power head has a nice sounding spring reverb so a vocal effects device is not necessary.
I do use a rack-mount effects box for my big P.A.
(1,800 watts)
1,106 2010-05-14 21:37:16
Re: Jessica Watson (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Tania Aebi (17), circumnavigated the earth in a 26 foot sailboat but it took her four years. She came back home with one of her two cats and a husband.
My boat is the same model as hers and is not a boat for beginners. It may be fast for a small boat but it is a handful in big wind.
If I were to try to get around the world, I probably would take ten years or longer. I'm not lazy but I like to hang out at anchor and pick and grin in marinas a lot.
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1,107 2010-05-14 21:16:22
Re: New Guitar Day! (21 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
Dear Ms. Amy,
I am proud to see you recieve a new Epi and the regard and respect from your family that you also recieve and deserve on this forum.
You are a special lady and I am glad to see you happy.
I had an Epiphone 12 string that held a tune better than any guitar I ever saw.
Darn nice of you to let hubster play with your new toy.
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1,108 2010-05-13 23:11:21
Re: The Best Choice I Ever Made...song I started on, feel free to critique (34 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Can't tell about the music in this format but I love the rock solid philosophical declaration favoring discrimination.
Discrimination is a dirty word these days but a quality life would be impossible without it. Why choose the mediocre car to drive or woman to love when it's possible to do better. Human nature demands the best and appreciates it.
Way to go, Jim.
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1,109 2010-05-10 14:38:57
Re: Keys and Capos and stuff (7 replies, posted in Music theory)
Most times that is correct. Often the last chord of a song returns to the root or home key.
1,110 2010-05-08 15:09:04
Re: Roger Guppy. (27 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Roger, such a shock, indeed.
May God bless her and keep her and grant strength to you and yours.
1,111 2010-05-08 12:20:24
Re: are there professional, semi-professional musicians here? (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I played tuba and trumpet in high school and college. Started playing trumpet and rhythm guitar in downtown Mobile, Alabama bar bands in while still in college. I asked my student advisor if a music degree would help me. He said only a doctorate in music would get me a teaching or band directors gig. He said if I could play-go play and skip college. I did for 24 years in Mobile bars and on the road.
At age 39, with a family, no health insurance or retirement, I got a postman's job and played music semi-pro until I retired and got a gig with John Reno as his tuba player.
http://www.johnreno.com/music.html
After ten years at beach bars and on the road with John, age is catching up with me and my endurance and skills are eroding. I now only play guitar for my eight year old grandson,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5_7Ja7xpM
do an occasional short road tour with John, and have fun helping young musicians learn how to play their favorite tunes.
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1,112 2010-05-05 23:48:18
Re: Oldie But Goodies (518 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Ms. Lena (Old Doll), here's a Brook Benton song that was a huge hit around here back in the day.
1,113 2010-05-05 09:37:39
Re: Junkers! (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
You go Papa Tom. If that's what it takes to get what you want out of your instrument, do it.
When I bought my 1960 Gibson 330 in 1968, It looked rough because somebody had played the heck out of it. I also pound on a guitar and that old Gibby looks about the same but has held up fine to this day. If I should break it by being played hard,then fine, I'll replace or repair it but I will not change my playing style.
I believe playing improves the sound a guitar makes. The looks of a guitar have always been a secondary consideration with me. I'll be happy with an uggo if it sounds like it should and has low action.
Case in point: Willie Nelson
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1,114 2010-05-02 01:50:41
Re: Oldie But Goodies (518 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Another great novelty song by Three Dog Night:
1,115 2010-05-02 01:45:07
Re: most complex superhits (5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Back in the 70's my bar band jumped on "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago. It took us six rehersals to clean that one up. Fortunately our regular audience loved it a bunch and we were able to keep playing it most every night for two years.
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1,116 2010-04-28 23:39:23
Re: I'm Walkin - Robert Cray (2 replies, posted in Song requests)
kpa6stringer, He's playing the song in E.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVuuh9Byvmw
The bridge sounds like C#m, A7, E, A7 and then he plays a jazz derivative of E, C#m7, F#m and B
going back to the root, E.
I did not take time to figure how he's making them but those sound to me like the basic chords.
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1,117 2010-04-27 15:26:12
Re: Oldie But Goodies (518 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Numb bum#2 here Ms. Lena. I'm also numb from the ears up.
This song and "Over the Rainbow" were voted the two best songs of the 20th century. I forget who did the voting.
1,118 2010-04-26 23:51:39
Re: Question re: 12 String (10 replies, posted in Acoustic)
I had a 70's Yamaha dreadnought 12 string that played O.K. I had very few tunes in my rep that called for a 12 string. The nut broke at the top of the neck where I could only mount one of the two little E strings.
My buddy who was a boat builder had busted up hands that required him to get an easy fretting guitar. I strung up that old 12 as a six string with nylon strings and gave it to him for his birthday.
It sounded nice like that and he was able to fret it.
1,119 2010-04-26 19:52:56
Topic: A Left Hander Playing a Right Handed guitar (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
This kid cooks. He is a left-hander playing a standard strung guitar and the low strungs are on the bottom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMHetZ2 … r_embedded
I met a braid-you-hair lady down in the islands who played the same way. She took my guitar, turned it over and played left-handed.
She could only make chords with three or four strings but she managed to sound great on everything (reggae) she played.
Her singing voice was super but quite hoarse. She said it got that way from hollering at her kids.
She rowed up in a leaky wooden skiff. I bailed it out for her while she braided hair. She asked me only for the lyrics to "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" I enclosed some nylon picks and a fresh set of strings for her at home guitar.
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1,120 2010-04-26 19:24:12
Re: A Cappella WOW! (3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
The man has a superb ear, a relentless work ethic and a disciplined approach to music. Cool!
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1,121 2010-04-26 19:01:05
Re: guitars on the beach (33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Cool, Papa Tom,
I played for my wife and another couple at dusk one fine night on a sailboat we had chartered.
We were anchored off a beach with two other boats anchored fairly close to us off our stern.
We were too far out to pick up any radio stations and I noticed people on the other boats behind us had moved up and taken seats on the bow of their boats so they could hear better. They clapped and called out to us when we finished.
The other couple made a video of some of the music. We had a rubber dinghy tied off behind us.
Seagulls by the dozens were lined up on the sides of out dinghy to hear the music as well. I knew dauphins to hang around during a concert but this was the first time I found seagulls to be music lovers.
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1,122 2010-04-26 02:02:45
Re: guitars on the beach (33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
You guys have a family band like we do.
Hope the fun always increases exponentially.
A tip jar is a good idea. Keep your message simple though. I changed the sign on my tip jar from "tips" to "Dennis' yachting fund" and my tips went to zero. When I put the "tips" sign back on my income came back to normal. I guess fans don't care if I get to go yachting.
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1,123 2010-04-25 16:33:36
Re: The colour of my love (3 replies, posted in Song requests)
1,124 2010-04-25 16:28:43
Re: Pink Spiders: "Busy Signals" (2 replies, posted in Song requests)
Howdy, Nom,
Without a capo, I find:
Verse: F#minor (m),A D Bm
Then there's a C# for seven beats.
Chorus goes: D,A.C#,F#m
D,A,C#
D,A,C#,F#m
D,A,C#
Then this long thing F#M and C#
A couple more choruses and that's about it.
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Happy picking and grinning
1,125 2010-04-25 15:51:46
Re: deep sound (10 replies, posted in Electric)
Use the pickup that is farthest forward toward the neck of your guitar to get max bass.
There tone knobs on your amp and guitar. Use those to get the sound you like best.
A 15 watt amp is not going to give you much of a fat sound so adjust it best you can and watch for a steal of a deal on something better.
Heavier strings offer a wider range of frequencies but starting off you don't want anything heavier than medium light gauge.
There is always room for improvement in the sound of your guitar and rig but the most important thing is you and people around you having big fun.
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