[G]Little Georgie hit it rich as a [C7] fortune-telling midget
His [G]TV show had money coming [D]in [D7]
But [G]Georgie was a little lax [C7]when it came to paying tax
It [G]got him [D]three years in the [G]pen
[G]He was only in six months they said, the [C7]morning shift was checking beds
And [G]Little Georgie wasn't in his [D]cell [D7]
The [G]search did not take very long, [C7]they determined he was gone
The [G]prison sirens [D]all began to [G]wail[G7]
Chorus:
[C]Get on the phone, call the [G]warden if he's home
[G]We've got to find somebody that's in [D] charge[D7]
'Cause that [G] fortune-telling midget's loose, we've [C7]got to spread the word
There is a [G]small [D]medium at [G]large
[G]It was a miracle escape, [C7]balloons tied to a packing crate
[G]To fly that wall a man would need some [D]guts[D7]
Hell, [G]just to climb inside that rig a [C7]man would have to have balls so big
It [G]had to prove that [D]midget was half [G]nuts[G]
Chorus
[G]Sheriff Johnson had him trapped [C7] back in an alley
[G]He got loose but Johnson won't say [D]why[D7]
But [G]Johnson was admitted to the [C7]ER wirh some human bites
And [G]we all know that [D]midgets are just waist [G]high[G7]
Chorus
[G]I heard they finally caught him out in [C7]Phoenix, Arizona
They [G]cuffed him and they hauled him into [D]court[D7]
He would have [G]made it clear to Frisco if he [C7]had the money
But I [G]guess that midget was [D] running a little [G] short[G7]
[C]Get on the phone, call the [G]warden if he's home
[G]We've got to find somebody that's in [D] charge[D7]
'Cause that [G] fortune-telling midget's loose, we've [C7]got to spread the word
There is a [G]small [D]medium at [G]large
Yeah that [G] fortune-telling midget's loose, we've [C7]got to spread the word
There is a [G]small [D]medium at [G]large
