Okay, the one when I was a Scout. Sorry I can't link you to it, but maybe you can come up with some minor and sinister chords. Ready?
"You better watch out when the hearse comes by
"Cause you may be the next to die....
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet
And stick you down about 6 feet deep.
Then all goes well for about a week
And then your nose begins to leak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
Start to play Pinockle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
And eat the cheese between your toes
Your guts roll out like whipping cream
And turn your face a slimy green....
PLEAAASE Pass the gravy!!!!
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This may not be correct as far as lyrics go, but if you take your Scouts on a trip and the mood is just right, they may not sleep too well.
Bwah
Bill
PS: And don't forget to take them "Snipe Hunting".......