76

(20 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Roger
Love the song and a nice recording but after spending the last 3 weeks trying to master B and Bb I'm struggling to play the chorus so I'll have to hold off playing it all the way through for a little while. 

Keep on putting your feeings out there

Ian

77

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

That would be the simple answer but because of the legal implications I don't think it's possible.  All of the queen's properties are listed buildings and if she abandoned them then by law it would fall to the government to foot the bill for the upkeep anyway.  Listed buildings are protected here like endangered animals.  The solution of course would be for someone like Bill Gates to splash out a small percentage of his fortune to buy them and either move in or move the castles and palaces brick by brick to Arizona to stand alongside London Bridge.

Ian

78

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

While I don't think the queen herself made the claim for heating assistance and it was probably put forward by a member of her household it does conjure up an obscene picture of the old dear standing in the welfare line wearing her crown and robes and holding out a begging bowl.  A lot of people in the UK are unhappy with this when there are OAP's freezing to death trying to heat a 1 bedroom home even though the original request dates back over 6 years.  As the article says the queen is one of the richest people in the world but I think asking her to pay her own way might be like asking Barrack Obama to pay rent on the Whitehouse (I unserstand he is worth a couple of dollars).  I think the problem though is that the queen is given a state income from which she has to pay all expenses for the running of the monarchy. 
She pays for all of her staff and utility bills from her annual allowance as well as the upkeep of the various huge homes she has around Britain some of which are extremely old and liable to fall into disrepair if not properly maintained.  She also pays tax on her income this being around £4m on her income of around £38m.  It might simplify things if the British government simply paid the bills and gave the queen a salary.  I don't know how this compares with the US system and who foots the bill for the Whitehouse and other offices and residences of the president but I presume he uses it and the treasury picks up the tab. 
Saying all of that the news is definitely not popular over here and has again started the extremists screaming for a republican state.

79

(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I really thought he would have made enough money doing Waynestock a few years back to make sure he didn't have to sell himself doing naff TV shows.  Sorry guys.
What I'd like to know is why he would want to be associated with a programme that wouldn't know rock and roll if it hit them between the eyes.  Saying that might this mean that Mr Tyler gets to encourage the producers and other judges to give a good rock band a chance on TV - that would be a novelty.

80

(412 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi Guys

Am now on the way to the post office so if the package takes the same time to turn around as last time it should be with the next recipient by Monday week at the latest.  I'm giving a little leeway for the weekend.

Ian

Hi all

My second effort - a little ragged round the edges and still a work in progress.  I've lost it all twice when my PC crashed so I thought it might be just as well to post it.

Thus started out as as humorous song and the first part that I came up with was the bridge but it morphed into this.  It's to be played up tempo.  I wish I could work out time signatures.

Taking No Chances This Time words and music by Ian McClurg


Intro [C] [D] [G] [C] [Am] [D] [G]




[G]Lady you're [D]amazing you look [C]stunning in [G]jeans


You're [C]everything a [Bm]man could want - you're the [Am]queen of [D]queens


I [C]know I want you [D]in my life but you're [G]moving too [Am]fast


I [C]want to be certain that this [Am]time it will [D7]last




[G]You said you want comm-[D]itment and that [C]oughta be [G]fine


Let's just [C]wait and plan the [Bm]wedding [Am]further down the [D]line


I've [C]had my fingers [D]burned but my [G]lesson's been [C]learned


and I'm [Am]taking no [D7]chances this [G]time


Bridge




I [C]had a little [D]trouble with a [G]woman last [C]time


[C]she kept telling me she [D]loved me and would [C]always be [D]mine



I thought [C]everything was [D]cool and it was [G]going to [C]plan


[C]until she hit the [Am]road with a [C]truck driving [D]man




[C]I didn't see it [Am]coming she just [C]packed up and [D]ran


[G]You are a special [D]angel with a [C]heart of [G]gold


I want to [C]tell you that I [Bm]love you till we [Am]both grow [D]old


I'll [C]give you all your [D]heart desires - the [G]earth the moon the [C]sun


[C]And I promise you that given time our [Am]hearts will be as [D7]one


[G]When you hold me [D]close I love you [C]being a-[G]round


[C]Lets enjoy the [Bm]good times keep our [Am]feet on the [D]ground


I can't [C]question your cre-[D]dentials but just [G]slow it on [C]down


cause I'm [Am]taking no [D]chances this [G]time.


I've [C]had my fingers [D]burned and my [G]lesson's been [C]learned


that's why [Am]I'm taking no [D]chances this [G]time.


Yeah [C]darlin I'm [Am]taking no [D]chances this [G]time


82

(10 replies, posted in Recording)

Hi guys one or two points on the Xitel.  It is literally plug and play - no drivers required.  The only downside is that it doesn't create mp3's without its add on software which is called LP Ripper so I have had to use Audacity to convert my files but it is an option to use while I am getting up and running.  It's an amazing way to get all of your old media (cassettes and vinyl) on to your computer.  You can connect any sound device with a phono connection.  That would be everything sorted if I had a good clean recording to transfer. 
A problem I am having is with the reel to reel recorder.  I just can't seem to get the guitar recording right.  I think it may be something to do with how I am setting up the microphones but I am hardly an expert.  When I gave up being a kj about 5 years ago I donated a lot of equipment to a friend and microphones and stands were among them.  I have retained 2 Peavy PVi omnidirectional mikes (obviously not top of the range) and am having to jerry rig stands for them.  Is the problem that the type of microphone is wrong for recording the guitar or is it the position of the microphone that is affecting the recording on the guitar side?  The sound is fuzzy and full of hiss.

Hope you can help

Ian

83

(412 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The next recipient e-mailed me and that person has received an e-mail confirming the picks are being sent Friday.   All I will say is they are going back stateside.  This was such an amazing idea.  Big ups to Topdown.  And Ken I love the CD.  I hope you are OK if I take a copy and leave the original in the pack for the next person.  My fingers are sore and stiff from at the moment from a long session playing so no guitar today or at least not till after lunch.

Cheers

Ian

84

(412 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Woah today just got a lot better.  My son just came in from work with a parcel of picks and other items.  I have them spread around the floor at the moment trying to work out which one to try first, where they might be from and who used them to play what.  It looks like it's going to be a long night with a couple of beers and guitar in hand.  I hope the sons are going out.
When my fingers are tired I have 4 CD's to listen to.  What a great way to chill out.  I've claimed the last Chordie pick by the way.  I've been sorting through my own bits and pieces to see what I have to put in and I've decided to part with my favourite Sharkfin (brand name not material) pick and a couple of aluminium Techpicks I used when I was playing electric ( don't use these on acoustics or you will shred your strings in an hour).  A few more odd picks accumulated over a period and it's the perfect way to get rid of an unwanted Christmas gift from last year - a Swan C harmonica, instuctional book and DVD (no spit guaranteed - it's never been out the packet).  I've also included a string winder and a little plastic gizmo I wish I had 10 years ago - a strap lock.  My strap was worn and slipped off the button and my guitar landed on it's side and sustained a 3 inch split right along the binding.  It repaired OK but I almost cried when it happened.  I'm never without a strap lock now.
I think I have a couple of tapes of country music by UK bands I can throw in too.

Anyway - first to mail is next on the list for the package.  I should be done with it by Thursday I reckon.

Ian

85

(8 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Pete

You rekindled my faith re buying a guitar over the web so I sat down to do a bit of research.  Most of the companies online in the UK at least deal almost solely in Aria's, Tanglewoods and Yamahas for left handers - even a company trading as lefthandedguitars.co.uk who are touting a guitar made by robots with fibre glass bracing (i'm skeptical about that one).  BUT the search may have been worth it.  I've just come across a company on the internet called Left Hand Bear, a UK company, who are selling an exclusive range of acoustic guitars that are also exclusively lefty and designed by Paul Beard and Wayne Rogers of Gold Tone (they that make banjos and mandolins).  They seem to be in my price range so I am going to start an email dialogue and get as much info as I can.  You never know a few weeks down the line may see a new guitar.

Ian

Hi Dan

Welcome to Chordie.  I think this is what you are looking for.

http://livingforjesus.com/our-god-is-gr … ds-lyrics/

All the best

Ian

87

(8 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

I have been looking at moving up to a better quality guitar for some time as I have an entry level Tanglewood and would really like something with a little better action,  I was talking about this last week and my eldest son suddenly said "Let's go and have a look at some guitars for you at the weekend."  He even offered to pay half the cost.

Imagine how excited I was travelling to our local music shop - until I got there that is.  We walked in and had a look around at the hundred or so guitars on the racks there were all kinds of nice looking guitars there but I couldn't see any lefties so I asked the manager.  He said there is no demand but we do stock a few and he directed me to a rack way at the back of the shop which held a Squier strat and a Johnson entry level acoustic.  When I tackled him about the total lack of choice for lefties he informed me that I am in the minority and I would have to make do with what was available.  He even suggested that I should buy from the internet.  When I asked him if he would buy a guitar he had never tried he said "No but I would have no choice if I was left handed."

By this time I was biting my tongue hard but in an effort to make the trip worthwhile I asked him about doing some setup work on my current guitar.  I was astonished when he said I would be better off burning my Tanglewood, as it wasn't worth the expense, and told me I should buy the Johnson as it was the best he could do.  I told him I came in wanting to spend money on a half decent guitar but he didn't seem to cater for the odd 15% of the population that were left handed and I reminded him that some of the best guitarists are/were lefties - his response to that was "If you want to be Hendrix buy a normal guitar and play it upside down." 

At this point I had to drag my large son away from the shop because he was on the verge of treating the guy to the sensation of a guitar where the sun don't shine.  All in all a bad weekend and more proof that customer service in the UK is dead.

Ian

88

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Nachos and ice cream on the same plate Zurf?  Strange mix but not so many dishes to wash.  Any spare breakfast scones?

Ian

Hi Justin

Welcome to Chordie

I can find 2 songs with this title around the web probably the most famous is by the Dubliners a video of which you can see here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pe_FMrGEaM
There is a fragment of the music here that should enable you to work out the chords.
http://www.folkinfo.org/songs/displayso … erse=false

The second version is altogether more risque and is a traditional sailor's song about the prostitutes around Ratcliffe Street in 18th Century London there is a video here of that one albeit of poor quality but no music I'm afraid. The youtube video is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpfrPzBncBY

Hope this helps a little

Ian

My favourite stupid question was from a colleague when teaching PC installation.  The group had started to install Windows and one of the guys on the course stood looking puzzled for a very long time.  When asked what his problem was he said "It says press any key to continue" and then went on "Where's the any key?"  Hopefully that guy doesn't get anywhere near your PC.

Hi Glennyboy

Welcome to Chordie
You can't actually e-mail the songbook from my limited knowledge.  What you will get is a link to the songbook which is what you appear to have got from the message above.

Ian

92

(10 replies, posted in Recording)

Sorry Russell

I misspelled the name of this gizmo it's called a Xitel Inport and is basically a nondescript little grey box which has 2 phono connections at one end and a usb port at the other.  The phono leads ovbiously connect to the outputs on the reel to reel (or any other aux device by the look of it) and then the box connects to the PC via usb.  From my interpretation of the spiel on their website it appears that the sound is processed inside this little box and converted to mp3 on transfer.  I will try the thing out over the weekend and post the results.

Thanks

Ian

93

(4 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The Washburn site is usually very good if you have the serial number of your guitar.  The first 2 digits of the serial number denote the year of manufacture.  Once you have that you can select the year and find out all kinds of info about your model such as materials, scale length, dimensions etc.  Try here http://www.washburn.com/about-us/custom … hives.html

Good luck

Ian

94

(10 replies, posted in Recording)

Thanks Russell
Got the Audacity installed.  Have been doing some reading up on this Citel Inport which is, according to the blurb, a means of recording vinyl, cassette tapes and reel to reel tapes to a PC,  The inbuilt processor automatically converts the input to mp3 format and does not use the PC soundcard at all.  I have downloaded the any video convertor in case I can summon up the necessary to perform in front of an audience.  My techie friend supposes he has everything needed to produce a video on PC but he is holding me to ransom and will only do it ig I perform live.

I would really appreciate that tutorial for Audacity if it's no trouble.

Thanks for your help

Ian

95

(10 replies, posted in Recording)

Looking for a little advice please guys.  I want to record a song I have written - it's in the songwriting forum called An Audience of One.  I have a few problems with this

1  I have only an acoustic guitar

2  I have 2 microphones  and an amplifier from my days running karaoke.  Will these be OK to use for recording purposes?

3  I have been looking around for a means of recording the output and have been begging around my friends for some kind of recording device to no avail.  I inherited a lot of gear when my best friend died and I have been going through it and discovered that it includes a fairly modern reel to reel recorder which has an attachment called a Xitel Inport which would seem to connect to a PC via usb.  I belive there is an input I can connect to my amp.  Would this do the job or would the quality of the recording be of really poor quality?  What effect would background noise have on the quality?

4  Another option would be to perform the song at my local pub and record using a video camera but I have never tried to perform a self accompanied song in public.  If the karaoke sounds bad you can blame the equipment, if my guitar sounds bad it's all down to me. 

5  Once I have got the recording made how do I share it with other Chordie members?  Are there free places where it can be uploaded?

Sorry for so many questions at once but I am an absolute beginner.


PS There was a huge bonus came with the reel to reel - there are 11 boxes of tapes (around 120 tapes in all) which contain a project my friend was working on before cancer took him far too young.  He was compiling a history of country music over the last 100 years and WOW.  Some of the stuff I have dipped into is tremendous and is by a lot of artists I have not heard of or may have dismissed due to my own ignorance.  I have months of listening ahead of me before I decide whether to continue Billy's work and bring it to completion.  He also has a number of his own compositions on one tape that he has sung unaccompanied and I would like to record some guitar backing to them to present to his widow as a CD.  Ambitious for a newbie but hey the grey matter still works well enough.

Ian

96

(5 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Hi Mercer

First thing I would ask is this a new guitar and can you get it replaced or return it? If not you need to think seriously about taking it to a luthier tp have the job done.
This isn't something you would undertake lightly.  Besides the fact that it will need to be correctly adjusted to ensure that the neck is correctly tensioned, if there were a problem removing the nut and you damaged the threads on the truss rod this would require rethreading or a replacement and both of these options would entail removing and regluing the fretboard.
Wish I could be more positive.

Best of luck

Ian

97

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You know this guy has been paid a lot of money to carry out this study and obviously had to come up with some statistics to justify his funding.  Oddly, and a at much lower cost, we could have helped him enormously by proving that musicians (at least the ones on here) are funny, generous with their help and a little bit crazy in some cases and that is in spite of their musical taste.  By the way I am a lot country and a little bit Indie.  Does that mean I spend a lot of time at work but do very little when I am there?

Ian

98

(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Zurf

You brought back my own father's death over 20 years ago.  He was always doing things for others right up to the day before he died. Even when he was ill he would not stop and "i'll be fine" is something he would say tp everybody who showed concern.

Thanks for that

Ian

99

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Guys

Thanks for your comments.
@Resprod
There is a sticky at the beginning of the topic giving full instructions how to format it in a word or notepad file and the chordie format is automatic ehrn you post here.  Follow the instructions and it is done. If you want to do this to share elsewhere there are a number of free programs mentioned in the forum.  I use Songbird Studio which is free and easy to find on Google.


Ian

100

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Guys

I posted this in the poem section yesterday because it woke me at 4am needing to be written down.  Today I have been sitting since 5 am trying to put a tune to it and this is what I have come up with so far.  It is my first "effort" at a song and comments and criticism and suggestions are welcome.  I know people will want to hear a recording but you will need to be patient as I don't know where to start and I may need to beg steal or borrow equipment.

Changes made as suggested by Roger and I agree it flows a little better.  Words changed at end of verse 2 to make it fit more easily.

Ian

An Audience of OneWords and Music by Ian McClurg


Slow Country Style


Intro [G] [Em] [Am] [D7]




[G]We sang a song [Am]together


[D7]About the way our love was [G]strong


I never [Em]thought that [Am]song would end


[D]But you have [Bm]proved me [G]wrong




[G]We used to make sweet [Am]music


[D7]As we loved beneath the [G]moon


Then over [Em]time it [Am]seems to me


[D]You sang a [Bm]different [G]tune


[C]You gave your love to [G]someone new


[C]You have learned a brand new [D]song


And [G]I just [Em]sat here [Am]singing to an [D7]audience of [G]one.


[G]I thought my life was [Am]over


[D7]The song we sang had [G]died


I'd never [Em]sing a-[Am]nother note


[D]In truth I [Bm]never [G]tried



[G]All my friends had left [Am]me


[D7]Or did I push them [G]away


I didn't [Em]really [Am]feel like


[D]I could go on a-[Bm]nother [G]day


[C]You gave your love to [G]someone new


[C]You have learned a brand new [D]song


And [G]I just [Em]sat here [Am]singing to an [D7]audience of [G]one.


[G]Over time the [Am]pain has eased


[D7]Though the scar will never [G]heal


I have [Em]learned to [Am]use my music


[D]To change the [Bm]way I [G]feel


[G]Now I'm learning a [Am]new melody


[D7]Someone new has come [G]along


I no [Em]longer have to [Am]sing my song


To an [D]audi-[Bm]ence of [G]one


[C]You gave your love to [G]someone new


[C]You have learned a brand new [D]song


[G]But I no [Em]longer [Am]have to sing to an [D7]audience of [G]one.


[G]I'm happy [Em]I no [Am]longer sing to an [D7]audience of [G]one.