901

(142 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Some days we're the windshield and some days we're the bug. I'm having a bug week.
Alabama got beat, my Saints gave their game away with turnovers, my son, Jamie's Cowboys also got beat and he won't talk to anybody when that happens. It is sooo quiet around here.
I'm going to bed early and hope for dreams of better days.
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902

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

bensonp wrote:

SOme people change strings every time they put on clean underwear.

That's true, Pete. That reminds me I bought 12 changes of underwear - one for January, February, March etc...
Seriously, my perspiration and finger oils are more acidic that most. When I played five hours a night - six nights a week, I was lucky if a set of guitar strings would go a whole week before they became unacceptably dead sounding.
Spilling beer and drooling on your strings doesn't help either.
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903

(8 replies, posted in Song requests)

Dear friends, I believe it's gotta be a B minor if you're in D. That chord shape occurs so frequently and is so important we must do reps of it until we can make in our sleep.
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904

(16 replies, posted in Acoustic)

An easy song I came to recently, is "Witchy woman" by the Eagles. It's so simple.
The verses are E minor and B7.
The refrain where they sing the O's is:
E minor, B minor 7, B and E minor.
Sounds more difficult than it is.

905

(7 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Detman101,                                                An electronic supply house for pros or a computer repair store can probably hook you up.
Back in my night club band days, I ran my Gibson ES330 through a 100 watt Fender Twin Reverb amp. Like yours, my guitar didn't sound it's best until the amp volume was 4 or higher. I played rhythm with my guitar volume at 8 1/2 and would use my pinky to crank it all the way to 10 to play a lead ride. No effects pedal needed. At this volume, the Gibson has a natural distortion that will howl like a banshee all night long. At this volume I got complaints even in a club that sat 550.
One night club we played had a rheostat on the stage power outlets that adjusted the voltage only. The club manager had the rotary control behind the bar where he could turn everybody in the band up or down except the darn drummer.
I was not smart enough to rig up a volume control box like you did and today I have a problem hearing A and E.
Congratulations on a practical solution to a serious problem for all electric guitarists.
Thanks for the pictures and please let us know how you work the bugs out of your rig.
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906

(518 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A tune showcasing Paul McCartney's amazingly groaty vocals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PZWGGkrMCk

907

(8 replies, posted in Song requests)

D,G and A.

908

(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Good theory, Cam. I wonder myself.
You know you're getting old when:
1. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
2. You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
3. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
4. "Getting a little action" means your prune juice is working.
5. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
6. You wash your face but it still needs ironing.
7. You don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along.

909

(142 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

"Who dat?"
"Roll Tide Roll"
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910

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Facebook keeps me in touch with distant friends and relatives. It is less formal than letter writing. Responses are not required but welcomed.
Zurf, don't get me started on the magnificent Muppets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdUeVAkzEas

911

(4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

No offense, Cam. Alabama, like U.S.C. always has been and always will be a football factory.
Roll Tide!
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Without a capo. I am hearing B (tonic) E, E minor and I wonder if there is an F# in there somewhere?
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913

(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It's amazing how one conversation with one outstanding person can lift our spirits and inspire us to a huge degree.
Congratulations Ian, you met somebody who is a winner and I hope you get to do business with him from now on.
Best of luck finding a satisfactory job.
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914

(4 replies, posted in Poems)

I used to do a bit over the microphone when I was M.C. of a night club rock band.
"For you guys that don't have dates tonight, we have some ladies upstairs for you. They'll be down as soon as they finish shaving their backs."

915

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Good ones, gang, keep 'em coming.

"I didn't get a bank statement this month. When I called about it the clerk told me, "Why should we buy a 44 cent stamp to tell you your account had 43 cents left in it."

"If it cost $100 to go around the world, I couldn't afford to get outta sight."
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916

(6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Some folks swear by copper bracelets.

917

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

In this era of recession, oil spills and such. I feel the world needs a new "me so broke song".
It would be great if Chordie song writers could submit lines or snippets of lyrics to a blues song that expresses the poverty, fear and uncertainity of these times - hopefully with a touch of pioneer humor and irony.
I would suggest ( brainstorming techniques) throwing out hook lines at first to get a taste of what many writers are thinking and then later organize these contributions into something that may make sense.
My lines: (these do not have to appear in the finished product)

"I'm so broke that if I lost my wallet, someone would put a dollar in it and sent it back to me."

"I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention."

Lay something on me, writers.
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918

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The Queen of England and her family have long been an inspiration to people of many nations.
Governments wasting resources has and will always be a problem.

919

(8 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Butch8844 wrote:

If they aren't any good you can use them to hang pictures and such

You betcha. An old guitar string and two screw-eyes make a dandy picture hanger.

920

(4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Took my grandson, Casey to a famous skateboard park in Jacksonville, Florida known as "Kona".
We read much about this huge park in the months before our visit. Arriving there, Casey found the huge park somewhat intimidating with the long, fast ramps and rough-looking, high-speed patrons.
The Case-man got started on some smaller, flater runs at first with low jumps. He hadn't skated in a while.
I made a run to get munchies and cold drinks and when I got back, My Case Monster proudly announced to me, " I got my mojo back."
I asked him to explain. He said he was nervous at first, but now was all the way back into his skateboard groove. He then kept up with the bigger, local skaters on the long, fast runs and impressed some of them.
He then spent an hour with a young beginner showing him some cool tricks.
I only have the one grandson but he is cool enough for two of him.
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921

(11 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I asked a fine luthier about the many fine cracks in the clear varnish of my 1960 Gibson ES330 archtop electric. I was told that those fineline cracks are an indication of the exterior finish drying out enough to let the true wood tone of the instrument be heard, finally. He instructed me never to paint my guitar with anything that would gunk up the tone for another 50 years.
He told me to apply guitar polish only to get her looking her best and prevent the wood from getting too dry too fast.
I have never played another electric that sounded that sweet to me.
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922

(8 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

If they're not really rusty, try them on. If they are no longer servicible they will break when you pull them up tight or fret out flat at the twelvth (octave) fret.
If they work right, you will be a happy picker.
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923

(6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I had the same problem playing guitar five hours a night - six nights a week. You got cramps.
You need an alternative way to position your left hand to rest the muscles in your palm and use another set of muscles.
I wrap my thumb around the top of the neck to cover the big E string for F chord and on up the neck. This way you only need to cover the B and little E strings with your index finger and your palm streches out close to the back of the neck and gets rested.
The index finger long barre position is bound to cause cramping after a song or two. Even a "C" form with a barre with your index covering the G,B and E strings can relieve your palm.

924

(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Kieran, welcome to chordie. He is playing G, A and D7 chords over and over. With your right hand, just strum along chinga chinga chinga - keeping the beat.
Have fun,
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925

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

My nine-year-old grandson, Casey likes Mystery guitar Man. I became a fan, too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeCX3ca … feature=iv

The boy can pick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuU00Q3R … re=channel