776

(6 replies, posted in Electric)

The only permanent cure is more repetitions of what you are working on.
It's important to maintain a steady rhythm. If you miss a chord, do NOT stop. Keep playing in rhythm and be right on for the next chord change.
When the song goes 'round again be laying for that chord you missed and make it next time.
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777

(1 replies, posted in Other string instruments)

I am told a piano has weighted keys like a real acoustic piano and fewer features like a rhythm section and built-in juke box you find on many electric keyboards.

778

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I used to have a dog like that. The older I get, the more I need another one just like him.

779

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Reminds me of a bit I used to do at closing time when I fronted my bar band.
I would announce something like:
" Hey, guys, it's last call for alcohol. Time for us to ease on down the road. I hear the state of Wisconsin is number one in deaths due to drunken driving. So drink up guys, and let's get Alabama up there in first place."

780

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I liked Zurf's advice. If you want to pick and grin at a campfire, start learning tunes your beer guzzling camping buddies will appreciate.
There's lots of three chord tunes that are funny or rip-your-heart-out-and-stomp-a-mudhole-in-it sad.
I was a working musician playing trumpet and when my new wife surprised me with a guitar, I took a few lessons to learn how it worked and then began learning songs I could play for a bar crowd.
Forty years later, I an neither a great guitarist or singer but I have a long list of great tunes for any occasion and folks at a bar or party always buy me more beers that I can consume with dignity.
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781

(8 replies, posted in Electric)

A great example of your love of music guiding you to make new friends who share your dream. That's how it should work.

782

(4 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

It may be that a competent luthier could do a "set up" on your present guitar and make that one considerably easier to play.

783

(6 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Check all cables and connections first.

784

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Merry Christmas, ya'll.
A Christmas fave of mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc

785

(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

This song sounds like Christmas to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc

786

(2 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I love it, Jerome. Good story line for a blues lyric.
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787

(1 replies, posted in Other string instruments)

On a trip to Siberia, I got to hear a guy who really cooked on a balalika - a three stringed triangular guitar.
Check out this guy shredding to a deadpan crowd and burning it up anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JqeSU7l … re=related

I used to work with a 13-year-old saxophone player who could make his junky sax wail like Seasick Steve's guitar.
A sax player buddy of mine lent him a Selmer Mark 6 sax worth thousands of dollars and the kid couldn't get a sound out of it. He was so used to forcing a sound out of his junker he completely pinched off the reed on a quality instrument.

Dear ms. Carla,
Welcome to chordie. May I advise you that a proper fit is very important for a guitar case. Guitars come in many sizes and shapes. I learned this the hard way and wound up buying two cases sad. I heard my son was intending to by me a case for my Yamaha dreadnought for my birthday. I had my wife tell him to take my guitar along when he went case shopping. He did and I now have a fantastic new black fabric, padded case that fits my guitar perfectly.
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790

(11 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

I agree with Guitarpix. I had an old 12 string Yamaha with a piece of the nut chipped away enough to prevent me from adding the second little E string. I strung it up with six nylon strings and gave it to my boat builder buddy who's hands were damaged and needed a guitar to fret super easily.
It played and sounded great.

791

(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

On a flight getting ready to depart for Memphis, a guy took a seat behind Jack. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"Are you okay?", Jack asked.
I've been transferred to Memphis. There are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, drugs, awful public schools and one of the highest crime rates in in the nation.
Jack  replied, "I've lived in Memphis all my life. It's not as bad as the media say. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's O.K., I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a FedEx truck."

792

(15 replies, posted in Acoustic)

MKM, I wonder if the nut is standing too tall - holding your strings too high at the low end. I cut nut the grooves down lower on a guitar once and it really helped.
Merry christmas
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793

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You got the Christmastime blues, Zurf. Not uncommon for some of us.
I used to get those after a close family member died.
You are doing the right thing by bucking up and smiling for the kids.
Don't worry about it. Play some blues music and cry 'em out. Then smile and play a silly song. It, like all sad times, will pass.
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794

(518 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Stan Freeburg used to reign supreme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VSa7W8z … hc_2_AIdqt

795

(48 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Myibanez, glad you like your new Martin. Get it set up by a competent luthier and you won't believe how easily it will play.
I got a cute idea for my tip jar at my restaraunt gig. I took my "TIPS" sign off the tip jar and attached another sign that read, "DENNIS' NEW GUITAR FUND". Nobody put any money in.
I then attached a sign that read, "DENNIS' YACHTING FUND". Nobody put any money in.
I made a new sign that said only, "TIPS" and put that back on my tip jar and they put money in it. I guess it pays to keep it simple.
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796

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Just got this video of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" off Facebook made by John Reno. You can see the chords he is making with his left hand. He used a capo on his first fret and played the song using C, Em, Am and D shapes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QawjTyDh … embedded#!

797

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

This is probably an original song. Club bands play these three chord reggae tunes six nights a week. They often get the rhythm and chords going and then plug in lead vocal - making it up as they go. If one of these jams is a hit they write it down on their songlist and try to do something similar the next night.
My grandson got a full trap set on Slingerland drums from a retiring drummer. Of course he wanted me to haul them around to our gigs and take 30 minutes or more to set them up for him. Phooey on that!
I bought him a single jembe drum that produces high and low sounds that he plays with his bare hands on a stand. I may get him a single cymbal on a stand he can strike with his hands. This is enough to add a lot more rhythm to my guitar and our vocals without hauling a whole trap set.
I suggest you buy him some reggae recordings he can drum along with. The tunes vary but the rhythm line stays much the same. Get him to solo over the predictable gaps in the music.
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798

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Holycats, to conform to forum rules, you and I must correspond privately so as not to publish copywritten lyrics and chords.
I printed out the lyrics already, so if you would e-mail me with your address, I can send what I have to you, only.
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Baldguitardude wrote:

Can't you buy them for $199 new?

You are absolutely right, sir. My senior moment. sad
I just called him on the phone to get his asking price and he said he'd take $125 for it.
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A friend of mine told me he wants to sell his cream colored Fender Squier Strat for $200 plus shipping. Looks new, plays fine.
I'd like to help him. E-Mail me if interested.