751

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger, it was your creation of the Friends of Chordie page that finally got me motivated to get a microphone and take the plunge into recording my stuff - so thanks for taking the initiative and providing a marvelous opportunity.

I have recently started to record at least one song a week - I agree wholeheartedly that the quality of the recording is not the most important thing.  What is important is that I am now getting into the habit of getting songs recorded - it is not so hard once you make up your mind to do it and then just go ahead and actually push the record button!

I see an epic tale evolving here - keep on at it, last_rebel . . . this song idea is well worth pursuing.

753

(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Jeff - I also wish I knew exactly what it is about songs that is so endlessly fascinating or soothing or rousing.  People never say, "Listen honey, that's our poem" or "Darling, they're reading our essay".

Somehow, a few words along with a melody can be a powerful thing.  As songwriters, we all try to come up with magical combo of words and tune that is more than the sum of it's parts.  I love the way little kids can easily learn a song, but remembering the same number of words without a melody is impossible for them.

Nice lyrics - would love to hear you croon this one . . .

754

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Nice song & nice recording, too molay.  I like your comment about 'groups of words that resemble lyrics'.  I've so many scribbles on scraps that also qualify under that definition - just found a wadded up piece of paper last night that has a nifty little idea on it - can't even remember when I jotted it down, but that doesn't really matter.

755

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I can echo your sentiments, daddycool.  We have tried to raise our kids to be responsible for their actions and to have independent minds - part of that is to keep it simple . . . learn how to make your own fun and don't mope around wishing for junk you can do without.

Thinking about our kid's friends - there are some who have not enough guidance (single-parent households) and some who have way too much (smothering parents).  What amazes me is the resiliance of youth - kids from seemingly very dysfunctional households can still grow up to be great people.

756

(6 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I agree with jerome.oneil - But, since you are in a rush to get this particular song learned here is a little tutorial that I found with a little more digging on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uenonHh0Y44
After you get through all the annoying junk, the guy finally gets around to showing the chords and strum pattern - hope this satisfies your need . . . James

757

(6 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hi huoyuanjia - This is a really excellent cover version - I love when an artist can reinterpret a song so differently.  Here is a different version of Mat Weddle's cover of 'Hey Ya':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ8f5NXtgpk
This video shows his hands more clearly.  If you look under the chordie index for Outkast there are several versions of the song listed there.  One of them has the chords along with the lyrics - however, I think the chord placement could be improved . . .

It is a 4-chord song.  Get the changes between the basic chords down before you try to put in the pretty little transition embellishments that Mr. Weddle employs.

758

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I have just posted a recording of "If Life Was Fair" to my MySpace Music page.
  http://www.myspace.com/r200james

759

(6 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Hi Boxer - congratulations on taking the dive into recording your creations.  Most desktop mics are OK for just speaking voice - they are condenser mics which means they hear everything surrounding them - and the range of quality sound is limited.  To get started, a basic desktop mic might be just the thing.

I decided to go one step further when I took the plunge into home recording.  I got a Snowball mic by a company named Blue.  This mic plugs right into the computer (USB) and requires no external power.  It has 3 settings (cardiod for up-close, limited for loud sources, and condenser for full room recording).  I like it - I use the 'up-close' setting mostly and am very pleased with the results.  It cost about $100 US.

As far as software, there is Audacity - an open-source package that can be downloaded for free (just Google it).  If you are using a Macintosh computer there is also GarageBand which is very versatile.  Hope this helps - James

760

(6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi Efleming & Welcome to chordie's forum!  I just Googled 'Halloween Songs' and got tons of hits.  Many of them were interesting - here is one that might be useful for you:
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/ … Music.html
Most of the others were songs for little kids that were new lyrics set to old nursery rhyme tunes.  As far as sources, chordie's index probably contains many of the songs you might want to use.

761

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I had an experience similar to bud_wiser's back 30 years ago when I was living in a highrise apartment building in Chicago.  Very late one winter night I took some garbage down the hall to the garbage chute.  Was wearing only my woolen socks and long underwear.  The door locked automatically behind me.

Sat for a couple of hours in the stairwell shivering.  All my neighbors were recent immigrants and nobody else spoke English.  The building supe demanded bribes for everything and I had no cash.  Eventually decided to run three blocks to where a friend lived.

The streets and alley's were covered in grimy nasty city snow.  The cold wind roared off of Lake Michigan.  I nearly froze my gonads off sprinting down the streets and through the alleys and crouching behind dumpsters as traffic came near.  Slipped on some ice and fell.  My feet got gouged up pretty good.

Made it to my friend's place and then had to throw snowballs at his window until he finally woke up and let me in.  Crashed on his couch.  He lent me some shoes and clothes and a couple of bucks (to give the building supe) in the morning.  He also laughed at me - can't blame him.

I still have that set of long underwear and now I laugh a bit whenever I put them on.

762

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh Roger, Poor Roger - - - like some kind of an alchemist who's experiment has gone badly wrong!  I can just picture you valiently defending your castle from the teeming horde of invaders.  I can imagine the sound of all that propellant and insecticide igniting is rather memorable - was it more of a WHUMP or a BOOM?  Glad that you survived with only superficial singes - I am cramping up from laughing right now.

By the way, Roger - over here in the US, when there is an explosion in a trailer (caravan) it is usually because some crazed redneck was 'cooking' crystal meth - - - - you sure that was a baked potato you were fixing, Roger?  Instead of being a dashing British gentleman, are you actually a snaggle-toothed redneck meth head?

763

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi All and thanks for your kind comments!  I have sort of decided that if Life was truly fair, I would have been a whole lot more careful and kind all through my life . . . it's not that I am a bad person, but I can think back and recall some occasions when I could have been a more honorable person.  If life was really fair, I would have deserved some serious consequences for my actions.

Selso, keep at it and you'll be cranking out the hits!  Just try writing a little bit every day (especially when you don't really feel like it).  This one started with just a scribble on a scrap when I heard a little kid complaining, "It's not fair!"  The scrap got stuffed into my notebook and stayed there until I found it again the other day and decided to ponder it some more . . . I'm glad I jotted the phrase down way back a few months ago.  Songwriting (like anything else that takes practice) is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

764

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

So . . . what if life was 'fair'?

What if everybody got exactly what they really deserved?

A question way too deep for someone as shallow as myself - - - so, I wrote a song that sort of ignores all the really interesting philosphical issues and just scratches the surface.

I used this same chord cycle recently (on 'Loony Is') but I really like it so here it is again.

If Life Was FairJames McCormick, September 27, 2007


intro . [Am]...[D]...[Am]...[D]...[F]...[G]...[Am]...[E7].




If [Am]lifewas [D]fair I [Am]dobe-[D]lieve [F]we would [G]laugh and [Am]play


[Am]Frolic [D]in the [Am]sun - [D]shine go [F]barefoot [G]every [Am]day


We'd [Dm]nap a little [Em]in the shade, [Dm]snack on tasty [G]fruit


[Am]Fall in [D]love for [Am]e- - - [D]ver, and [F]always [E7]beso [Am]cute . . [E7]




If [Am]lifewas [D]fair I [Am]reckon [D]that the [F]fun would [G]never [Am]end


[Am]No such [D]thing as [Am]tummy[D]aches, [F]time would [G]be our [Am]friend


[Dm]Shelter, food, and [Em]good advice [Dm]everyone would [G]share


No [Am]jealou - [D]sy, no [Am]pover - [D]ty, no [F]hatred, [E7]no des-[Am]pair . . [E7]


If [Am]lifewas [D]fair it [Am]seemsto [D]me [F]trust would [G]have no [Am]price



[Am]Every [D]child [Am]che--[D]rished and [F]every [G]grown up [Am]nice


[Dm]Promises would [Em]all be kept, [Dm]no one would for-[G]get


No [Am]vengeance [D]dark, no [Am]guilt,no [D]shame, no [F]terri-[G]ble re-[Am]grets . . [E7]


If [Am]lifewas [D]fair, I [Am]knowthe [D]world would [F]be a [G]different [Am]place


We'd be [Am]one big [D]happy [Am]fa - - - [D]mily, [F]sharing [G]the same [Am]space


But [Dm]life is compli-[Em]cated, com-[Dm]petitive and [G]tough


The [Am]pompous [D]and the [Am]gree - [D]dy can [F]never [E7]get e-[Am]nough . . [E7]


If [Am]lifewas [D]fair I [Am]do be-[D]lieve [F]we would [G]laugh and [Am]play


[Am]Frolic [D]in the [Am]sun - [D]shine go [F]barefoot [G]every [Am]day


We'd [Dm]nap a little [Em]inthe shade, [Dm]snack on tasty [G]fruit


[Am]Fallin [D]love for [Am]e - - - [D]ver, and [F]always [E7]be so [Am]cute . . [E7]


The only reason wood is used to make instruments is that it grows on trees so it is relatively abundant.  Wood as a building material for precision devices (such as musical instruments) has many inherent disadvantages.

As mentioned above, it is prone to shrink, expand, warp, and decay with changes of temp and humidity.  Also, it is not consistent in it's density - minute differences in grain can greatly affect strength and quality.

I believe the real future of instrument design and manufacturing (not just guitars, but also other strings, brass, and woodwind instruments) lies in using materials that are stronger, more consistent, and more stable than wood.  For instance, graphite composites offer great advantages - they are extremely strong, lightweight, and unaffected by humidity and temperature.

One company currently using this material for guitars is Rainsong.
http://www.rainsong.com/
I would hope that other instrument builders would follow their lead, think creatively, and begin to explore graphite and other materials.

Ultimately, an instrument is just a device that helps to create sound vibrations - personally, I am far more interested in the sound it creates than in the instrument itself.  Ultimatley, an instrument is just a tool to make sound.

My suspicion is that with more research and development, graphite (or something similar) can be used to create violins that sound better than Stradivarius's, guitars and mandolins and ukuleles (etc) that sound better than anything currently available, and super high performance wind instruments.

766

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks, Old Doll.  Regarding meeting this quirky person - she is very high strung, and very difficult to really get to know . . . I always wondered if she was maybe manic depressive or something.  I think daily life for her was a struggle.

I did not dislike her but she was very difficult to really like.  You don't have to be best friends with people you work with, but it is nice to at least have some friendly feelings for your co-workers.  This woman's peculiarities just made for a not-very-fun work environment.

767

(19 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger, this is a delightful song - just like you, I got hooked on the chordie forum one day and it is now an important part of my day.  Had been using the site for a while to find songs until one day I happened to see something on the forum that sparked my interest.

It is sites like this that make the internet a valuable resource for information and making connections.  Love the recording - someday I hope I'll get good enough and patient with the gear to make polished recordings such as your productions.  James

768

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi last_rebel - I really like the vivid imagery.  Try putting it a minor key because I think it would be quite suitable for a brooding-dark setting - that is my suggestion for what it is worth.  James

769

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi boxer!  I took the liberty of editing the voodoo codes to make it all purdy like.

'Tis a lovely/sad song . . . I, too would love to hear you play and sing it.
If you get it recorded, Roger Guppy can put it up in the Friends of Chordie MySpace page.
James

770

(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Great lyric, Jeff.  This will be dandy song when you get around to laying in the chords.  I also love to hike - love to get into the rhythm of walking and then soak up the sights and sounds and smells.  Also love just to find a spot and sit very still and let all the details sink in.

Wasn't your family worried about you?  Perhaps your wife was wondering if you had become part of the food chain?

771

(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Very nicely said, last_rebel!  Some beautifully-turned phrases in the lyric.  I'm imagining the tune being sort of a dramatic waltz thing.  Looking forward to seeing the chords.  James

772

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I once had a colleague who was extremely bright but also sort of nuts.  In a very busy and crowded office environment, she would try to insist on everything staying very quiet.  If she wasn't so good at what she did, her quirky behavior would not have been tolerated.

This is a weird little song about a weird little person.

Loony IsJames McCormick, September 26, 2007


6/8 time, a cryptic waltz for a passive-aggressive quiet freak




En-[Am]sconced, en-[D]shrined, en-[Am]shrouded [D]cell [F]silence [G]shall sur-[Am]round


In-[Am]trusive [D]thumping [Am]grunts at [D]once due [F]cause to [G]wince and [Am]frown


Such [Dm]balance ever [Em]fragile, fe-[Dm]stooned with manic [G]glee


Hence [Am]loony [D]is as [Am]loony [D]does, so [F]ever [E7]brilliant-[Am]ly




Im-[Am]peri-[D]ous, im-[Am]pervi-[D]ous, im-[F]muta-[G]ble, im-[Am]plode


In-[Am]scruta-[D]ble, ir-[Am]rasci-[D]ble, al-[F]luring, [G]distant, [Am]cold


Such [Dm]manners honed for [Em]wielding so [Dm]condescending-[G]ly



Thus [Am]loony [D]is as [Am]loony [D]does, so [F]ever [E7]brilliant-[Am]ly


So [Am]flutter [D]eer so [Am]rigid-[D]ly 'tween [F]charm and [G]bitter-[Am]ness


No [Am]ripple [D]shall ex-[Am]ceed thy [D]bound nor [F]gesture [G]shall ex-[Am]press


Such [Dm]graceless form, fa-[Em]cade and fog, de-[Dm]niabili-[G]ty


Since [Am]loony [D]is as [Am]loony [D]does, so [F]ever [E7]brilliant-[Am]ly


Be-[Am]yond yon [D]sacred [Am]capsule [D]churns [F]chaos [G]lewd and [Am]gruff


Dis-[Am]turbance [D]taints and [Am]jars a-[D]skew if [F]dosage [G]not e-[Am]nough


Such [Dm]insight lost, e-[Em]lusive muse, [Dm]flees from reve-[G]rie


Still [Am]loony [D]is as [Am]loony [D]does, so [F]ever [G]brilliant-[Am]ly


773

(10 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Worked for me also - perhaps rmead is going to their songbook by clicking the 'back' button on the browser (rather than clicking the 'my songbook' button on chordie)?

774

(5 replies, posted in Electric)

Hi Bellatrix & welcome to chordie!  There are both chords & tabs here on chordie.  Some artist's music inspires 'tab people' and some artist's music inspires 'chord people'.  As you look through chordie's index you can limit the search to 'chords only' or 'easy songs only' or 'tabs only'.

On the alphabetical search pages look in the upper-right hand corner for the 'Showing All Songs' and 'Change' buttons.  Clicking the 'change' button allows you to limit your search (although the filter does not work flawlessly).

You can also go through the 'Public Songbooks' listings and find lots of good stuff.  There are several categories there to choose from.

However, some artists tend to inspire only 'tab people', so if you are determined to play certain songs by certain artists there might not be any chord versions available.  Hope this helps.

775

(49 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Seems to me that at about age 13, people naturally want to start asserting their indedendence.  This is a good thing.  However, teenagers typically don't yet have the skills to be truly self sufficient since they have not yet acquired the experience to fully appreciate the potentially devastating consequences of counter-productive behavior (otherwise known as 'doing stupid stuff').

Asserting one's independence is a good thing - parental guidance during this process is also a good thing.  There will always be tension - there will always be disagreements over expectations and rules.  What might seem like an excellent idea to a 13-year old will strike a more expereienced person as an obviously bad idea.

Like eagleeye5851 said, "It's not that we don't trust our children, it's that we don't trust other people's children."  There is a great line in "Men In Black" something like, "A person is smart - but a bunch of people together can be really stupid."  This applies to people of all ages, but particularly to younger people who often feel invincible and immune from harm.

Didn't mean to ramble on so much here - but Rockerchick, don't simply rebel against your parent's concerns.  Rather, understand that respect and independence are very valuable and must be earned - that is what growing up is all about.