676

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks jason & Roger & Old Doll!  Glad you enjoyed this ditty.  My lovely wife, Juawice, would probably kill me if she knew that I was publicizing the fact that our house is not spotless . . . but, we have the house where neighborhood kids love to come and play because it is a very user-friendly environment.

Maybe once the kids are gone and dogs all die off we will settle into a quiet, well-ordered existence - but I really doubt it.

677

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I suspect many people in Chordieland will be able to identify with the message of this song.  Our house is a place to live life and enjoy, it is not particularly clean but is a very wonderful place.

This House Is No MuseumJames McCormick, October 23, 2007


12-bar blues


[G]Stuff is here, stuff is there, [G]chaos door to door


[G]Everything is everywhere, dust [G7]bunnies on the floor


[C]Scattered stuff, stuff in piles, [C]stuff that has no place


[G]Stuff we can not even find, it's [G]gone without a trace


But this [D7]house is no museum, it [C7]is a factory


And [G]making happy people is our top priori-[D7]ty . . .




This [G]house is just a building, a [G]place to keep our things


Our [G]home is all the people, [G7]lovely human beings


We're [C]all too busy growing, not [C]trying to impress



Our [G]home is such a happy place, the [G]house is just a mess


But this [D7]house is no museum, it [C7]is a factory


And [G]making happy people is our top priori-[D7]ty . . .




[G]Some folks will insist on [G]constant cleanliness


[G]Every detail perfect, there's [G7]never any mess


[C]Perfect little rooms, [C]spotless shiny and clean


Like [G]living in the pages of a [G]glossy magazine


But our [D7]house is no museum, it [C7]is a factory


And [G]making happy people is our [D7]top priori-[G]ty . . .


John Denver's "Annie's Song" has some wonderful lines:

'You fill up my senses like a night in a forest, like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain . . . '

I particularly like this lyric because it is focused on the profound effects of his love's beauty and not on the purely visual details of her appearance.

679

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi all - I have been crazy busy with work, so not been on the forum much lately.  Love the quotes about growing up being optional and being disguised as a responsible adult!

Has anyone heard from Roger Guppy lately?  I have tried to email him a couple times in the past week or so - both messages bounced back 2 or 3 days later and were undeliverable.  Is he off-line, or traveling, or hurt, or something?

Anyway - I'm going to post a new song in a while, but before I typed it up I thought I would see what was happening at my favorite site . . . good to see folks here in the Chat Corner.  James

680

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hello caatea & welcome to chordie!

By Chester, I assume you mean Chester, Cheshire, England - beautiful place, but I'm nowhere near there.  But, since there are chordie users all over the planet, I'm certain there is bound to be somebody in your vicinity.

Glad you have discovered this site - it is a wonderful resource.  James

681

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

"These Eyes"   The Guess Who
"Sad and Deep and You"  Traffic
"Jeepers Creepers, Where'd You Get Those Peepers"  ??? from the 1920's?

last_rebel:
"Eye of the Tiger" was by Survivor
The songwriter was Jim Peterik previously of The Ides of March (he also wrote "Vehicle")

682

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Thanks Zurf - "understand it through experience" - that pretty much sums it up!  I was compelled to respond to JCURNAL's postings because they are good, basic questions that many new players have probably pondered.  However, once I started writing my answers, I realized that such a question is really just the tip of the iceburg for many fundamental concepts that would be difficult to describe in words but easy to demonstrate in person.

683

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I suppose you could transpose and then also use a capo . . . it's a personal preference.  A capo is good for moving a song into a comfortable singing range.  When you transpose a song to another key, it will still sound the same.

For instance, a 3-chord song in the key of 'G' might have the G, C, D chords.  If you transpose it to 'D' it will have the chords D, G, A.  Each set of chords includes the I, IV, V chords for that key - consequently, the song will 'sound' the same, it is just in a different key.

I hope this is helpful - I'm not sure if I have really answered your question.  James

684

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Doc, I am unfamiliar with legal stuff . . . all I know is that spammers are scum.  Pursuing spammers through legal channels would probably be very expensive and take a long long time.  Somebody who is an expert in cyberlaw could probably tell you all about this topic.

685

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hi JCURNAL and welcome to chordie!

Yes, it is sort of like adding a capo - but not exactly the same.

A capo changes the pitch (one fret = one semitone) but you still use the same chord fingerings.  However, the transposing tool on chordie allows the user to change the key of the song.

For instance, say a song is in the key of 'F' and uses F, Bb, Dm, C.  However, you don't want to mess with playing F or Dm of Bb so you simply change the key of the song to 'G' and then use G, C, Em, D.  This change is made by simply transposing 'up' 2 semitones.

For me, this is one of the very best features of chordie -

686

(9 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi Daniel13 & welcome to chordie!

Here is a link to a site that may have what you seek - even if that song is not there, you will probably find other useful Gospel music.
http://www.gospelmusic.org.uk/index.html

687

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hi Doc, My guess as to why 'Acoustic' attracts the most spam is because that section of out forum has the most posts and traffic.  The 'About Chordie' section also gets plenty of cyberturds probably becaue it is at the top of the forum index.

Spammers are merely parasites who try to attract business to a site by trying to obtain free advertising.  Some spam is tasteless, some is stupid, some is purely absurd - all spam is theft because it detracts from the host site's content and takes time and effort to eliminate.

The best way regular users of chordie can help to combat spam is to click the 'Report' button at the bottom right of the spam's message window.  This helps moderators and administrators to ban the users and delete the trash more quickly.  Moderators and administrators on chordie's forum are all volunteers who take pride in keeping this site useful, informative, and entertaining.

688

(18 replies, posted in Songwriting)

bonedaddy, I can't wait to get home and give this one a go.  Really want to hear the Bb - A - F change and see what kind of melodic transition might emerge.  I also like the lyric - beautifully said.

689

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Actually, last_rebel, 'What I saw at the mall' is probably a great idea for a song . . . I live in a small town with no mall.  But we do have a Wal-Mart Supercenter (which I avoid as much as possible). 

Next time I have to go there, I'll try to actually observe rather than just get what I'm there for and get out as fast as possible.

690

(31 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Bravo, Roger!  'Tis a dandy song and it is good to finally hear it come to life.  Beautifully played and sung.

The idea of global collaboration is enticing - I hope that the 'boring technical reasons' can be overcome for future efforts.  James

691

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thank you all for understanding that I am not trying to overly critical, but rather just a little satirical.  I was an adolescent once myself (way way back before piercings and tattoos) but my generation had our own fashion affectations.

Actually, I like people of all ages and have noticed that absurd fashion choices are not exclusive to younger people - it's just that they feel it's all so very very important.

692

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

So sweet & sad, daddycool - I had a crush on a girl long ago . . . was too painfully shy to even send a note.  So, I just tried not to stare -

693

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here's a little ditty about disaffected youth.  I't sort of snarky, but they make an easy target.

Like TotallyJames McCormick, October 16, 2007


I'm like [D]totally disinterested, and [G]all the world is [D]sour


[A]Cryptic runes upon my skin [G]give me magic [A]powers


I'll [D]swoon a bit, slouch around, [G]make an artful [D]pout


My [A]counter-cultural fashion sense is [G]thoroughly de-[A]vout


I'm like [G]totally mis-[D]understood, like [G]totally un-[D]ique


[A]All my friends we feel the same be-[G]cause we are so [A]deep


Our [G]heros they all [D]die so young, [G]life is so un-[D]fair


This [G]ignorance is [D]blissful, don't [A]make me try to care


I'll [D]change my hair to change the world, [G]then I'll change my [D]clothes



To [A]fight against injustice I got [G]piercings in my [A]nose


My [D]lifestyle is the battleground, my [G]flesh is the front [D]line


I'm [A]fighting to end oppression one [G]tattoo at a [A]time


Yeah, [G]I am fierce, [D]I am cool, I [G]am all that and [D]more


I'm [A]ready for my close-up, [G]ready to the [A]core


We [G]got no time for [D]amateurs, [G]got no time for [D]cute


Stop [G]telling us it's [D]just a phase, the [A]angst is abso-[D]lute



694

(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Roger, you're still my hero!

An epic ballad of your Pyrrhic Victory may yet emerge - possibly an entire rock opera.  I can just see the pyrotechnic special effects and hear the army of ants marching into battle.

The part of Roger would be a dashing tenor (obviously).
The Cat would have to be a sultry alto.
The Ant Queen would have to be a soprano of magnificent proportions.
The Horde of Ants could be mixed chorus.
The part of the Baked Potato - tough to cast - but I'm thinking maybe a child star.

One question though . . . did you ever get around to eating that baked potato?

695

(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Guitarpix - so glad you enjoyed this little ditty . . . power chords are perfect for the intended grandeur of this anthem!

Old Doll - I just know that you would particularly enjoy this ode to our little formic friends!  'Round here we have mostly Fire Ants - red, aggressive, stinging, nasty little buggers.  Originally from South America, these little nasties have slowly and steadily spread and are edging out almost all other native ant species.  They were introduced accidently when a research colony on a coastal island was scattered by a hurricane several decades ago.  Fire Ants are no fun - but they are amazingly adaptable and fascinating.

696

(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Our good friend Roger Guppy managed to almost incinerate himself recently while spraying ants in his kitchen while the oven was lit.  I understand that his hair is slowly growing back and he looks almost like a mammal once again.

This song is in honor of the ants . . .

Ant AnthemJames McCormick, October 14, 2007


[G]Got a good job in the ant hill, I [C]carry stuff a-[G]round


[C]Building it nice [G]for the Queen, she lives way under-[D]ground


[G]All my buddies are really cool, we [C]got our special [G]groove


We [C]do it together, we [G]do it right, ain't [D]nothing we can't [G]move


And our [C]hill it is the [G]strongest,


The [C]biggest and the [D]best


We're the [C]center of the [G]universe,


Ex-[D]ceptionally [G]blessed




Well, I [G]tote around bits of this and that, I [C]traipse to and [G]fro


[C]Everybody [G]knows my name wherever I must [D]go


Through [G]tunnels or out upon the trail, I [C]do my job with [G]glee


I [C]love the work, [G]love the food, I [D]love the compa-[G]ny



And our [C]hill will last for-[G]ever


It's [C]our eternal [D]nest


We're the [C]center of the [G]universe,


Ex-[D]ceptionally [G]blessed




We got [G]shiny exoskeletons, don't [C]need no boots or [G]socks


We [C]punch in once [G]when we're born, we're always on the [D]clock


We pa-[G]trol our sprawling empire, [C]forage far and [G]wide


[C]Leave a trail of [G]pheromones our [D]comrades for to [G]guide


Our [C]hill it is the [G]pinnacle,


A [C]place of utter [D]bliss


We're the [C]center of the [G]universe,


Ex-[D]ceptionally [G]blessed



697

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Here is something quite original.  Love this guy's originality and creative bravery.

That 1 Guy
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu … D=11176446
his vids
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea … ID=1280391

698

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks Roger for spotting that error, I have fixed the missing chord.

In an ideal world, I could just call all my various musicial friends and say "Bring your stuff and let's make a song".  However, getting players together is like herding cats - some folks are really busy, and others just think they are busy.

Now I know why so many recordings are make piece-by-piece using different people at different times and places - it's not necessarily a better way to do it, it is just the only practical way to accomplish the task.  I'm still getting comfortable doing single-track recordings - will try multi-track efforts eventually.
James

699

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks, arkady - never thought of it as grand vision, but I guess you're right . . . all my stuff starts out with little ideas but sometimes the ideas can grow into grander concepts.  This one started out with some comments Old Doll made about 'Suddenly See Blues' I posted recently - that one is a classic "You done hurt me so bad" thing.  This one is sort of the flip side of all that.

700

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Just what the world needs - a dance song about atoning for bad behavior from long ago.

There are plenty of 'You done me wrong' songs, so I figured I would try a 'I done you wrong' song.

I hear lots of throbbing drums and a fat-nasty bass in the background on this one.
Some horns would also be good along with some shiny healthy women to do background vocals.

Everyone who has ever done somebody wrong has got to get up and shake it - hard.

I'm AshamedJames McCormick, October 12, 2007


very rhythmic, pulsing, primal, tribal


Yeah, [G7]something is on my mind, [C7]something that I did


I'm [G7]not proud about it, [C7]tried to keep it hid


[G7]Happened very long ago, and [C7]life moves by so fast


But [G7]just because it's history, don't [C7]mean it's in the [D7]past


. . . .


I [G7]realize I was wrong, [C7]what I did was bad


So [G7]selfish, so hurtful, [C7]made you feel so sad


Can't [G7]wave a magic wand around, [C7]give you back your pride


But [G7]I can finally be a man, ad-[C7]mit what I de-[D7]nied


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]know I did you wrong


A-[G]shamed (shame!), I've [C]known it all along


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]feel it in my bones


A-[G]shamed (shame!), It's [D7]time to atone . . .


Oh, [G7]callow youth lean and bold, [C7]thought I was so slick


[G7]Figured I had it all figured out, [C7]knew what made life tick


But [G7]time's a tough professor, [C7]wily like a fox


I've [G7]learned it all the hard way, got [C7]lots of good hard [D7]knocks


. . . .


[G7]Time has made me stronger, [C7]helped me understand


[G7]Everything is ash and dust, [C7]grains of cosmic sand



You [G7]can't take it with you, got to [C7]leave it all behind


Be-[G7]fore I go you got to know you [C7]have been on my [D7]mind


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]know I did you wrong


A-[G]shamed (shame!), I've [C]known it all along


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]feel it in my bones


A-[G]shamed (shame!), It's [D7]time to atone . . .


Yeah, I [G7]learned it all comes back around, [C7]when you make a mess


[G7]Learned about compassion, [C7]care and tenderness


I've [G7]learned that it's better to [C7]give instead of take


'Cuz [G7]life is good, life is full, if [C7]love is what you [D7]make


. . . .


I can [G7]offer my apology, re-[C7]gret so sincere


I [G7]really could not blame you if you [C7]turned a deaf ear


I [G7]compromised your honor, [C7]hurt your dignity


For [G7]all the pain I have caused I [C7]truly am sor-[D7]ry


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]know I did you wrong


A-[G]shamed (shame!), I've [C]known it all along


I'm a-[G]shamed (shame!), I [C]feel it in my bones


A-[G]shamed (shame!), It's [D7]time to a-[G]tone