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You're one funny homosapian evsynator!!!

edited to add (2/02/09 app 6:25pm EST)

Thanks evsynator,
  I'm heading out the door with my ribs ready to slap on the grill( they've been cooking all day). Our superbowl parties are so much fun! I'd rather go to a  friends home and watch the game on the tele than dish out $$thousands to see it in person. The gals get all dressed up tryin' to out do each other and the guys get so sloshed on booze and wrapped up in our 'friendly gambling' that we hardly ever notice the gals. ( at least until the game's over haha) I wish you and yours a pleasant evening as well.

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

Soccer in the U.S is primarily for the kids too small, or not athletic enough to play football. A typical soccer game at any in  major university will draw maybe 500 people on a good day. A typical football game at the same major university will draw in excess of 50,000 people. In your house(homes) across the pond soccer may reign supreme, but over here on this side of the water, (for the vast majority)  it's downright boring and has minimal monetary appeal. Are you ready for some football? I dang sure am come tomorrow at 6:28PM est!!!!! It's all relative as Russell says, one mans' eternal joy is another mans' worst nightmare.

The Beastie Boys have a song by this name; Brass Monkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZ3yUZTlrA

back to the odd/bizarre sayings;

This stuff's funnier'n' a one legged cat on a frozen pond.

or, funnier'n'a hairlip askin' for a bottle of wocestershire sauce at the steak house.........

I'll take a stab at this one;

Ape vs. Monkey
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Species;
Ape; around 13 broad species which in turn have many species
Monkey; hundreds of known species

-both(ape & monkey) are primates
-both are from the Animalia kingdom
-both are from the Mammalia class
-both are fro the Haplorrhia suborder

Size;
Ape-from one foot to 2 metres
Monkey-from 14cms to 1 metre

Tail;
Ape-no
Monkey-yes

Brain size;
Ape-large
Monkey-small

Human Relation;
Ape- Belong to the same superfamily of primated which include humans, thus closely related to humans from physically structured standpoint.
Monkey- Humans also belong to the same suborder that monkeys do but other than this, have very little similarity to them

Lifespan;
Ape-up to 60 years
Monkey-up to 30 years

Hi Lieven, hope all's well with you!

Peace and Guitars and Apes and Monkeys,
SouthPaw41L

Very easily explained. Music + lyrics+= song. Lyrics + no music = poetry.

Oh yeah, nothing rivals the excitement of 0-0 tie...(95% of the final scores of soccer games)  hahaha

I guess it's all relative.

MrJays's suggestion is a very good one. I have a cheap keyboard with full chord playback with 100 or so various drum beats/styles. This is a fantasic practice tool. Also this little chart is helpful in jammin'.

Major  ///  Relative Minor
A               F#m
B                G#m
C               Am
D                Bm
E                C#m
F                 Dm
G                Em

What this chart tells you is if a song is in the key of Amajor, playing the F#m scale will work, and vice versa.

Here are a few additional scales that you may find beneficial;
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/?url= … ranspose=0

http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/?url= … ranspose=0

http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/?url= … ranspose=0

This one is tough!!!!
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/?url= … ranspose=0

Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L

I'd be very intersted in attempting this feat.  Can you foward an audible  link of some sort to this song? Oh yeah, and I'll take my milli in small, unmarked bills (if I am able to accomplish this mission). Thanks and good night........

-SouthPaw41L, million dollar tab man-