Cheers Jan great to see you back here after your South Island adventures I hope you have managed to avoid all the recent treacherous rainy condition down south and up here in the North Island. Thankyou for taking the time to read my poem and comment I think I'm a kid at heart Maree and I get a kick out of watching kids films and programmes. Today a knowledgeable young ten year old told me about underwater sheep at first I thought he was kidding me but they do exist and are called leaf sheep short video attached.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAe9zTpcIdo
551 2022-08-27 05:43:10
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
552 2022-08-27 05:28:43
Re: Ronnie and the Rockits (14 replies, posted in My local band and me)
Ronnie And The Rockets interesting repertoire and a good band name.
553 2022-08-27 05:25:19
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Zurf it was good to see and hear you doing these songs on here.
554 2022-08-18 03:10:18
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
Jim and Brian that was clever thank you for sharing your playful wit. Jim I enjoyed the video also it brought back good memories.
lamb chop Shari Lewis side kick. I remember Lamb Chop giving advice to Shari about money. Lamb Chop said to her something along the lines of, every time you meet a girl called Penny think about coins. Every time you meet a man called Bill you think about paper money notes. Every time you meet a man called Johnny think about cash.
Talking about cash while the farmers away his sheep get into the Pizza business in this video . Some kids stuff can be amusing to watch and sometimes I enjoy it more than the kids do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEbcZtoZNR8
555 2022-08-17 06:47:31
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
Cheers Piri you gave me a laugh with the wet and cold miserable weather we are experiencing down here in NZ today I needed a chuckle. My humour is sick and my jokes tend to make people groan rather than laugh. I started off talking about sheep in my poem in the hope of being a little bit funny now in a desperate attempt to get a laugh on chordie, I will throw another sheep joke into the pot. A music joke from Billy Connolly.
What is the difference between a Scottish sheep farmer and a Rolling Stone Song?
"One says, " Hey you get off my cloud!", and the other says, ' Hey McCloud, get off my ewe., "
556 2022-08-16 06:24:33
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
My orthopedic specialist this morning made me laugh with his wacky sense of humour.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock that’s Humerus.
557 2022-08-15 07:04:50
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
I love the humour Piri . The complaint I hear most about owning vehicles nowadays is the ridiculous price of fuel,
Since I became an old age pensioner I got a thing from the Government called a Goldcard. That gives me free travel on all public transport buses and trains in the weekends and outside of workers morning and afternoon rush hour. Round here public transport is plentiful and I have been enjoying it. For years I never used public transport but now I do a lot. On the bus and trains you get to hear some interesting conversations and see some of the more eccentric people in life at times.
558 2022-08-15 01:02:32
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Thank you Jan your doing a brilliant job keeping this going on chordie.
559 2022-08-14 07:45:49
Re: Ellen Skourti a great Greek singer (3 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
σε ευχαριστώ πάρα πολύ se efcharistó pára polý thank you very much for the translation.
560 2022-08-14 00:31:13
Re: Ellen Skourti a great Greek singer (3 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
She is real good Grah and the guitarist sounds great also. Poly Kala πολύ καλά very good Ellen. I love that style of Greek music. Maree and I use to go to a club in Thessaloniki called in English '" Ten Steps In The Sand". I forgotten how you say the name in Greek apart from deka being the ten part of it. There was plenty of modern Greek music and also English folk songs played there. The atmosphere and music was always magic to me when I was there.. Ellen and her guitarist brought back good memories of Greek music flooding back to me. Also while writing this it brings back memories of Greek parties in the village where my wife parents lived in Greece. Thank you Grah I enjoyed the video.
561 2022-08-13 10:23:07
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
Cheers Piri, When I was younger I saw many a fight in bars but in recent decades bars here have become more civilized. Though out on the streets on a Friday and Saturday night there can be a bit of problem amongst inebriated young people roaming around the main popular city entertainment area. Out here in the area where I live we don’t have that problem.
I know of a couple who own a flash car that has all the state of the art computerised systems. To open the doors you press a button no keys those sort of things. Husbands is a runner and what they do sometimes is drive to a spot by the sea and he gets out and runs home which is miles away. He drives them to the place where he wants to run from gets out takes his key after a certain amount of time the car doors lock with her in it. She sits in the passenger seat admiring the view of the sea for a while then decides its time to drive home. Reaches into her bag only to find she has left her device that open the doors and does every else on the car at home. Try’s to open the door manually they wont open . Try’s to lower the windows using the down button they wont work either. No worries I will phone hubby she thinks on the cellphone as he always takes that with him even when running. Opps left the phone at home with the key device also. She spends the next few hours in the car trapped trying to attract the attention of passers by and also in need of a toilet. Finally she attracts the attention of someone with a phone who rings her husband. Husband sees the number calling on his phone he doesn’t know that number so doesn’t bother answering the phone. The passer by then calls a tow truck company who tell her that they have to call the police first before they would come to the car. Police and tow truck come to the car, towie breaks into car under police supervision and let her out. I wont mention about her bowel need to let go during this time but apparently the tow company wasn’t cheap and also the other costs around them breaking into their car afterwards.
562 2022-08-12 10:01:54
Re: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
Thank you everyone for your comments.
EB as long as the sheep don’t follow a Judas Lamb they might live to see another day. Up until a few years ago at our local Meat Works here they use to have Judas lambs The judas lamb was a trained animal that calmly leads the other lamb s into the slaughterhouse. The Judas lamb gets to live another day where as the others don’t. If people were to put a sheep in control of their country, no doubt it would be called a dictatorsheep.
As to your question EB about me writing many of my observation in bars hopefully I have also written a good amount about people I see in all sorts of other situations, Though I suppose from an observational view point society-at-large and its big diversity of people many of whom go to bars makes plenty for me to write about.. Society at large is often represented well as a microcosm in the patrons and staff, at bars. I find bars on a good night have people there from all different backgrounds and interests and beliefs. The way people behave after a few drinks can also be interesting. Bars attract everyone from good to bad people. Characters who are there because they are having a bad night or just passing through or there for many other reasons. Millions of different back stories have they. Interactions with a stranger at a bar can often quickly give us cues about their inherent morality. In those bar situations around strangers, I tend to be on my guard but still taking it all in. People watching is fun you just got to be subtle when doing it. In a restaurant or a coffee shop or whatever it's a different way of socializing or behaving to what people do in a bar. People do subtly check each other out in in situations other than in bars but outside that pub environment people tend to stick to themselves more or their group giving me less to write about.
563 2022-08-11 03:58:35
Topic: To Bar Or Not To Baa (26 replies, posted in Poems)
A few months back when I was in a pub having a meal and a drink with a friend, we watched this drunken guy enter the bar. He staggered up to the bar in slurred words loudly quoting Shakespeare. He was refused service as he left I noticed he had a jacket with the name of a sheep shearing contracting company on it. Just before he walked out the door, he yelled back to the barmaid that he loved her and she was welcome to shear a sheep with him any day. . I'm not sure if he meant share or shear a sheep. The other day while in town I saw this same man again hugging a parking meter telling it how much he loved it. Thinking about this man at home today these silly words entered my head.
To Bar or not to Baa
Ha ha ha your not pulling the wool over my eyes.
Said the barmaid as she pulled him aside.
Shakespeare my dear you’ll never hear round here.
Blah blah bar.
Share sheep no get your own.
You’ve had enough its time to go home.
Your not a barber or a shearer dear.
I’m not serving you another beer.
Hurry up get out of here.
Be careful.
Don’t fall in the Ha Baa dear.
Blah blah bar.
Hurry up get out of here.
Sling your hook.
Go home feed your chooks.
Don’t let our boxer spoil your looks.
I’m not serving you another beer.
Hurry up get out of here.
I’m not the sort of girl you would like.
Hurry up get on your bike.
I’m not serving you another beer.
Hurry up get out of here.
Wipe that sheepish grin of your face.
Your no longer welcome in this place.
You’re leaving here in disgrace.
I’m not serving you another beer.
Hurry up get out of here.
No more bar or blah blah tonight.
Tomorrow morning you will know I was right.
So honey dear don’t get uptight.
Before the boxer here give's you a hard right.
Goodnight sleep tight.
Get home and have a bite.
564 2022-08-11 03:46:04
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Jim you have a clever way of putting lyrics together. I enjoyed hearing you sing and play it on Soundcloud in your unique way.
565 2022-08-09 05:51:26
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Jandle wrote:Neophytte also suggested: Anyone but me – Phil Williams
I did this one a while ago (4 years!!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQTqogR5kc
(this was Phil's version of the song, which I think sounds better than my version: https://soundcloud.com/iphillfine/anyone-but-me )
Cheers
Richard
That is real good piece of song writing a good collaboration on the composition. I really loved the way Phill covered it that is very special.
566 2022-08-09 05:48:57
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Whiskey in the jar on a Banjitar . Clean family version . If you want the smutty version come to one of my live shows after 9pm LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI4HxSoo_Cg
That came out good Grah . The banjitar would go good while playing a kick drum and singing I would imagine also.
567 2022-08-08 11:19:28
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
No one has suggested whiskey in the jar yet .If I have a few mins spare I'll give it a go on the Banjitar
That would be an excellent song to hear you do with a Banjitar Grah.
568 2022-08-08 11:16:47
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Peatle Jville wrote:easybeat wrote:Peatle
for a simple little song that had a lot going for it.
the only thing missing was a drummer playing with brushes.Cheers Brian a old style drumming with brushes would most probably help lift my bad vocals and guitar playing. I'm looking forward to hearing more people entering some songs this month.
Oh man! Don't put yourself down. I enjoyed it.
But yeah - some brushes would have added to the smoky jazz vibe of the song.
Cheers Zurf I could imagine playing that song with a jazz trio in a smoke filled Speak Easy in the American prohibition era. Though I suspect a song about whisky would go down better with a Speak Easy crowd than a song about flowers.
569 2022-08-07 21:46:41
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Peatle
for a simple little song that had a lot going for it.
the only thing missing was a drummer playing with brushes.
Cheers Brian a old style drumming with brushes would most probably help lift my bad vocals and guitar playing. I'm looking forward to hearing more people entering some songs this month.
570 2022-08-06 08:49:14
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
This my entry for August is called When Flowers Bloom. It is winter here and my garden has taken a bit of hiding mostly due to strong cold winds though there are some flowers in my garden that the petals haven't been destroyed. . . It was a bit hard going on my fingers but I managed to squeeze out a tune on the guitar for this one in a style I don't normally play but my Maree likes to listen to. It was just recorded on my cell phone no fancy mikes or anything. I tried to write some simple but easy to remember lyrics.
When Flowers Bloom
When flowers bloom
When flowers bloom
My spirits zoom
When flowers bloom
When flowers bloom
My spirits zoom
I can't wait
When Flowers bloom
My spirits zoom
And things seem good again
571 2022-08-04 08:01:56
Re: JULY 2022 FSOTM – DOOR, CHILD, GOODBYE, RAIN, LOVE (50 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Here is a late entry from me as my cold is over with now thankfully and I tried to record using Garage Band as we are away on holiday presently so don't have my usual little setup with me. Anyway here it is https://soundcloud.com/ukulelejan/my-so … e-you-seen
Sorry running a bit late with August FSOTM due to being on holiday .
Jan better late than never . Great choice of song you do it real good. Your ukulele and voice work perfect on this one.
572 2022-08-04 07:55:21
Re: AUGUST 2022 FSOTM – TOMORROW, FLOWERS, WITHOUT, WHISKEY (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
ok i`ll kick it off.i recently had a coffee with Jan,she encouraged me to try and ``sing``
instead of my usual kinda talk sing.Im no singer but i
bumble along to get my writings recorded.
this is my ``attempt`` at singing.
https://soundcloud.com/rough-as-gut/flowers-and-whisky
EB it is good to hear your voice and guitar coming through nice and clear also your guitar and vocals work real good.
573 2022-08-02 03:33:09
Re: On The Breeze (8 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Jim, reading the lyrics again I don't know why I thought it was about a songwriter as there is no reference to the person being a musician. As Phill has rightly mentioned it is a great song about a lost soul searching for a home.
574 2022-08-01 05:39:50
Re: JULY 2022 FSOTM – DOOR, CHILD, GOODBYE, RAIN, LOVE (50 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Richard thank you for your feedback on my videos. I like the way you covered Jim's song also. I also enjoy reading your well thought out comments on all things chordie.
575 2022-08-01 05:35:28
Re: There are NO rules (4 replies, posted in Songwriting)
EB I like that guys perspective on music. I always say "Even if you suck at music or style you've chosen to try, if it makes you happy, do it anyway!."