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I spent a lot of time watching the 5th annual puppy bowl on animal planet.  It had an African Grey parrot sing the Star Spangled Banner and had a half time show with kittens.

It's basically, a stadium shaped box, made to look like a mini-football stadium, filled with toys, water dishes near each endzone with a glass bottom for a camera.  There are a number of camera's all around and even has older dogs sitting in chairs, outside watching it on tv.   Then they turn a bunch of puppies loose inside and let them go.  They also have a sideline announcer and a referee who comes out and calls the odd penalty like "unnecessary ruffness" or to call time out to replenish the water dishes.   It's actually quite funny and is typical of quite a few channels who realize that most viewers are watching the real game, but, might like to take a break and watch something else.

Not long ago, my wife and I were watching the news show "60 minutes" and the guest pundit came on to make some sort of commentary.  And one of his comments was along the lines of, "I know nobodies watching this and I can pretty much say what I want."  LOL

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(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I know the Brass Monkey line very well.  To expand on another one.

It's colder than a witches t** (it's also the name of a bird species) in a brass bra in the middle of January.

Two weeks ago it got to 32 below zero in my town!  bbbbbrrrrrrrrr

Here's one from awhile back;

"He's about as useful as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest!"

553

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scallopman wrote:

In the 60's and early 70's, most of us wanna be's relied on learning from each other. I believe Woodstock started most of it.
A lot of people stopped playing but many of us kept going on regardless of what life dealt us. Over the years I've stopped playing for periods of time, but when I saw a new guitar I liked, I started playing again. Along with the interest of a lot of younger people wanting to learn what ever it is that I know. And then came the internet, which made so many things possible for us that were self taught. New chords, new equipment, new possibilities. Whether it be learning a new song, just finding all the old music or trying to keep up with all the new stuff from the many, many talented new artists. Maybe stumbling upon Chordie gave us a new place to go. The chance to share what we play and listen to with everyone else out there that feels the same in some way as us.
During many experiences in our lives, there is a song or songs, that we can just mellow out and relate that music to what ever it is that has happened. After 35 years of playing, all for fun and personal satisfaction, I find it awesome that a website like Chordie
is available for all of us. So much stuff, so little time. My advice to all the younger folks, whatever happens in your daily lives, try to keep up the interest in playing. Over the years your experience alone will be priceless.

Indeed! Well said!

554

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It is confusing, but Here, soccer is soccer, there soccer is football and it makes sense to me. 

Ah well only two more days of extreme hype and histrionics to go.

Hey, Southpaw, how's it going down there????

555

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Football......what's that!????

556

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Zurf wrote:

Loving 0-0 soccer/football games and enjoying baseball on TV.  UYK, you need some excitement in your life.  May I suggest a hobby?  Perhaps you'd enjoy playing the guitar.  Oh, wait...

I guess I'm not one who should be complaining.  I enjoy watching singles tennis on TV.  In fact, it's the only sport I enjoy watching on TV.  Especially women's single tennis, and not for the purient reasons either.  I think there's much more finesse and control in the women's sport.   Men just stand at the baseline and smack the crud out of the ball.  While I admit from a playing perspective, that style of play is a terrific catharthis.  Just imagine whoever's got you riled on the ball and SMACK!  But from a watching perspective, seeing carefully selected placements, spin control, and whatnot is far more interesting than thwop / thwop / thwop / thwop / OUT. 

- Zurf

Oh admit it you love watching Serena Williams "bouncing" all over the court!   <wink>

<grin>  I do!

Or as me and my lovely wife like to say, "We may be married, but we ain't dead!"  Hee-hee

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upyerkilt wrote:
ozymandias wrote:

It is funny how the National Football League keeps trying to push American Football on European.  The two games played at Wembley stadium attract people, but people who just want to see what it's all about.  I mean, from everything I'v read and heard, Europeans don't give a crap about it.  So I can understand your feelings about it.  So no offense taken and I'v played the game as a teenager.  I do prefer Baseball and Basketball myself.  And I'v played soccer, not interested in watching the game, I'd rather play. 

They want Soccer and Rugby.  Your right it's just a game, I have my favorite teams, but, if they don't win......ok.  If they do win like the Boston Celtics did last years NBA championship, I'm happy, but I keep it in perspective.

I used to love watching baseball and wished that it was big over here. I would much have rathered played that than rounders in school.

And loads of folk like american football over here, they show the superbowl every year and I know quiet a lot that stay up to watch it and have an all night party for it.



Ken

Baseball is a great summer game and for sheer hilarity,the late  George Carlin did one of his funniest routines comparing Baseball and American Football.  I wish I could find and post it.  But after a day of shovelling and roof raking 2 feet of snow I neither have the energy or attention span to dig it up!  <sigh>

One of my greatest pleasure is playing "softball" a version of baseball played at a slower pitch and with a bigger ball.   I'm a bit competitive, but I love to play for the sheer fun of it!

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It is funny how the National Football League keeps trying to push American Football on European.  The two games played at Wembley stadium attract people, but people who just want to see what it's all about.  I mean, from everything I'v read and heard, Europeans don't give a crap about it.  So I can understand your feelings about it.  So no offense taken and I'v played the game as a teenager.  I do prefer Baseball and Basketball myself.  And I'v played soccer, not interested in watching the game, I'd rather play. 

They want Soccer and Rugby.  Your right it's just a game, I have my favorite teams, but, if they don't win......ok.  If they do win like the Boston Celtics did last years NBA championship, I'm happy, but I keep it in perspective.

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I'm rapidly reaching the point, where I want to scream "Shut the heck up" at all the hype.

PLAY THE GOLDANG GAME ALREADY!!   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

{end rant}

**ozymandias seeks peace and tranquility in playing some guitar tunes.**

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Micey wrote:

I'm pretty much self taught but have found that just playing with someone else accelerates the learning process. Different songs, different techniques and more fun.

Of course it helps if the people you jam with are much bettter than you...

Agreed, as well as my private lessons, I am in an "Olde time string band" group class.  Mandolins, violins, etc.  And my ability to switch chords better and faster has improved, not to mention doing better with rhythm and strum patterns.

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bimmam wrote:

Hi Guys,

New to here [1st day, 1st post actually]...

I've wanted to learn guitar for at least 5 years and am taking instruction since Oct [raging I didnt start all those years ago, I'm addicted].  Practicing hard and went to an instructor so I could learn the right way from the start [didnt want to pick up bad habits if thats possible].  My problem now is I want to run before I can walk never mind crawl...

Respect to all you self taught musicians...

Yeah, I know that feeling,  I wanted to run before I could walk, got frustrated and had to be patient with myself and rein myself in.

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Somebody may have already covered this.  But I stumbled once upon the "Nashville Number System" on the internet.  I also have found tunes here that do not fit my singing range the way they are written, but with a little trial and error and using the number system as a quide I can get the chords I need. 

I found it at  www.liamclancy.com/tutor.htm 

I hope thats helpful??

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It seems like the Cardinals are the sentimental favorite.  Most people love the underdog.  Long time losers, haven't won a significant game in years.  Quarterback who came out of nowhere to win the biggest game of his life....it goes on and on.

The Steelers multiple champions, perennial favorites, playing old school smash mouth football.  I think this is their  7th Super Bowl??   Yet their history before the 70's was pretty similar to the Cardinals.  If I remember correctly.

SouthPaw41L wrote:

I have the perfect song for you Policemen to play while transporting an Adam Henry;

     track 15 from the 'O Brother Where Art Thou' soundtrack......

       "IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW"

   At dare's funny, I don't care who you are.............

AAAIIIIIIEEEE, now I have that and "Jailhouse Rock" fighting for earworm supremacy in my head!   

OY  <whimper>

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SouthPaw41L wrote:

I honestly don't give a rats arse either way. I'm gonna put some $$$ down on the squares deal thingy and hope the numbers match where my initials are inserted..........

I'm slated to play a pre-superbowl brunch gig at the Embassy Suites Hotel just down the road from Raymond James stadium in Tampa, FL. The hospitality industry is booming down here. It's utterly amazing to me how much money people spend to watch a game. I'm not complaining though............ I hope I get the names of the teams right. It is the Pittsburg Pirates and the Arizona Wildcats, right?...;>}

As we were driving around the Largo/Indian Rocks Beach area we saw signs advertising for people to rent rooms or homes for Super Bowl tourists and advertising that they could get $1000+ a day.  YOIKS

Actually, I'm not overly surprised at that.  When we were living in Cooperstown NY for a few years, (My inlaws live just outside of Cooperstown) it was not unheard of for every possible room/hovel/shack to be booked solid for at least a hundred mile radius during Baseball Hall of Fame Induction weekend.  And if somebody from the Yankees, Mets or Red Sox was inducted the crowds were even worse. 

For perspective the Tampa Bay/St. Petersburg area is a huge metropolitan area with many condo's/hotels and such.  Cooperstown NY is a little touristy backwater town with very few roads leading in and out of it.

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Russell_Harding wrote:

well the guy fixed it and it only cost me $5.00 for his gas to bring it to me,of course I am returning the favor by setting up and restoring a 1938 hawaaian steel guitar and he has some extra surround sound speakers for my new 19 inch digital flatscreen tv and larger puter monitors we can dicker on he likes blues and I am giving him some lessons free on how to play slide so it all worked out ok and by the way he built my computer so if ever I have any problems I have his card and the repairs will be free (my favorite price) I only have to pay for the parts he dont have laying around,nice smile

Sounds like some quality bartering as I see it!  If it works out good, it is good!

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We just had a "visit" from the computer virus "Antivirus 2009" and it clogged up our old system something fierce.

Fortunately, we were in the process of buying a new computer so we have the new system up and running and virus free after a computer withdrawal time.   And we were also lucky in that our antivirus protection kept the virus from destroying all our data. 

We have AVG antivirus protection.  We also use Windows XP, no problems with that........YET!

568

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I always root for the underdog especially if it's their first time in the big game.  And considering how long the Cardinals have been an awful team, I'll root for them.  Besides it's always good to see some other team win that hasn't tasted winning in a long time.

  As a Patriot fan and the first 40 years of that franchise with bad owners and bad coaches, they were often called the "Patsies". 

The Steelers are a solid team with good owners and coaching, they'll always be in the hunt.

Zurf wrote:

What I like about inauguration day isn't all the pomp and circumstance.  It's the lack of gunfire.  An orderly transition of power and authority from one individual to another.  Even sometimes people who don't like each other very much.  In the history of the world, that is an unusual event.  Some few countries have it regularly.  Then again, many countries do not.  Then there are countries which have, for all intents and purposes, no government whatsoever.  Somalia comes to mind.  So, there's that.  Don't think I'm not grateful for this level of order and calm. 

My neighbor campaigned hard for then Senator Obama.  I intend to invite she and her husband over for a cocktail this evening.  They can toast now President Obama, and while I don't have strong feelings one way or the other for President Obama, I will be happy to drink a toast to President Bush becoming FORMER President Bush. 

What is an appropriate song for a day like this I wonder?  Perhaps Age by Jim Croce, "Now I'm in my second circle and I'm heading for the top.  I've learned a lot of things along the way.  I'll be careful while I'm climbing because it hurts a lot to drop.  And when you're down, nobody gives a d*** anyway."  (hope that's not violating the Chordie rule of too many lyrics - proper credit is given)

- Zurf

Wow, thanks for mentioning Jim Croce and reminding me of that tune.  It's definitely one I want to learn.  And it certainly is appropriate!

upyerkilt wrote:
SouthPaw41L wrote:

I personally don't see Barack O'Bama as black, white, half-black, half-white, or whatever. The day has finally come where people, the vast majority of people say, "Who gives a rats arse about the exterior shell of a person." I see Barack O'Bama as a new parent if you will. A new parent of a child unlike rarely, if ever,  birthed to any other. And sometimes a child has to listen to their parent(s). I, for one, am ready to listen....

very well said indeed.

Ken

Agreed!!

Doug_Smith wrote:
ozymandias wrote:

, if there's a tune I like I'll try it.

I'm with you Ozymandias,

  If it's played with strings and you can tap a toe to it.... I'm in!

Take Care;
Doug

Amen

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neonblade wrote:

Somedays I call it "Sweetheart", somedays I call it "You ****ing piece of sh*t!!!"

LOL

LesPaulGuy wrote:

As a cop myself, you'd handcuff the wrist to the belt ... I'd never handcuff someone to the armrest as your looking at a lawsuit if you get into an accident and he's "stuck" with the car ... as far as mucic, I'd keep what I had on the radio, which was usually a hard rock or metal station ... if he doesnt like it, he's not going anywhere anytime soon and it's only a short ride to the cell  tongue

Why does the tune "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC keep running thru my head after I read that!

<grin>

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Zurf wrote:

Well, I've broken down and called an instructor.  Told him specifically what I want to improve on and he says he can help with that.  Haven't worked it out yet, but I'm actually getting excited about improving my playing.  There are some obvious things I need to improve upon with both my right hand and my left, and I'm just not going to get it out of a book.  My buddy with whom I used to jamm and who helped me to learn quite a lot has moved to Tennessee (eight hour drive at a minimum).  So, I'm going to see if an instructor can help me, and hope too that my daughter will want to learn from him. Maybe he can show her a couple of easy songs or riffs and some of the cheat chords so she can strum along with Daddy.  That'd be fun.

- Zurf

Good luck.  Its good to have somebody give feedback from watching what you do.

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bensonp wrote:

That's true Ozy.  It took me along time to get the chord changes down, but now I do it without thinking most of the time.  It will be the same for picking.  I am already getting more comfortable with it, although I am still pretty slow.  It just takes time for the finger memory thing to kick in.

Yeah, I'm feeling that as well.  An old teacher of mine once quoted some old advice to me.

"Do it a hundred times, you learn it.  Do it a thousand times and it's yours." 

I have no idea where that originated, but it works!