526

(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I recently encountered this marvelous instrument and wanted to share this video.
I am fascinated by the instrument and in awe of the performer's mastery.
I want one . . . but I don't think there are any in stock at my local music shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6UKk5shfIA&NR=1

527

(26 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi ktsmith - please don't take my commentary as harsh criticism.  I have given your song a bashing and very much like the chords you have chosen for your adaptation of the text. 

Would love to hear the melody you have chosen - I hear an almost chant-like melody with some vocal harmonizing.

Besides the Psalms, there are other portions of scripture that are traditionally set to music.  These passages are called 'Canticles'.  There are many bits of the Old Testament and New Testaments that have been designated as canticles. 

Each canticle is usually associated with certain rites or specific days of the liturgical calendar.  'Magnificat' (Song of Mary; Luke 1:46-55) and 'Nunc Dimittis' (Song of Simeon, Luke 2:29-323) are probably the best known canticles because they are part of the daily offices of both the Roman Catholic and Anglican worship traditions.

Musical settings for these two bits of verse are as ancient as Gregorian Chant.  Contemporary composers have also created modern settings for each. 

Here is Magnificat setting for 3 voices and a dandy chamber orchestra that includes a monster bass lute and recorders:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC8zNWfPoT8
Even if you are not a fan of classical or 'serious' music, I think you will find this piece of music to be beautifully conceived and performed.

Here is setting for Nunc Dimittis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzTrC9fREY

528

(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi andun & welcome to chordie!

Here is link to a dandy site with many lyrics and chords for Irish songs:
http://unitedireland.tripod.com/id112.html

They also have notes for Irish whistle for many of the songs.  Great resource lots of songs and information.

Hope this helps,  James

529

(26 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Setting Psalms to music is an ancient tradition.  The word 'psalm' comes to us from the Greek language and is rooted in the meaning of 'songs sung with harp'.  Like much of the material contained in the Hebrew Torah or Christian Bible, the Psalms were part of an oral tradition long before the text was actually written.

Psalms are a regular part of Greek Orthodox, Roman Catholic, Anglican, and other liturgically-based worship traditions.  There are many musical settings that can be adapted to singing Psalms.  Some settings are for a solo cantor, some settings are for 4-part choir, some are for a combination of the two.

Since it is impossible to know exactly how the material was sung by the Hebrew tribes, all currently-used settings for the Psalms are designed to be attractive to our current musical aesthetic.  Chances are, the original tunes were more closely related to the quarter-tone scales common in the Arabic and Turkish musical traditions.

Anyway, I like the idea of creating a new setting for these ancient tribal ballads.  However, the full text of Psalm 137 speaks of joyously wreaking vengeance upon the Babylonians by smashing their babies against the rocks - so I find the association with pro-life politics rather incongruous.

530

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Before I met her, my wife worked for a custom jeweler in New Orleans.  He had a very exclusive clientele.  Very small shop with no advertising.  She ran the front and he was the wizard who created very expensive baubles in the back.

A big part of her job was making sure that the pieces Mr. X purchased were delivered to the correct woman.  Basically, it would have caused problems if pieces made for a mistress were delivered to the wife instead.  She liked the job but left eventually because it was time for a change - lucky for me since we met working at her next job.

Anyway - the jewelry/guitar store allegory falls apart when you realize not many people will be buying expensive guitars for their wives and mistresses.  Retail is tough.  A specialty shop has got to offer extraordinary customer service in order to compete with online 'low-price-is-everything' competition.

Local music stores do lots of business with aspiring musicians who bought their instruments online and then eventually realize they need to get it set up properly.  Having competent a technician/luthier would be essential to the success of such a guitar boutique.  Go for it Doc once you find the wizard who can 'run the back' and provide the essential technical skills.

531

(5 replies, posted in Acoustic)

There is a guitarist named Zurf
He practiced 'til his fingers all hurt
He'll be a big star, cos he knows how to barre
And change chords now with hardly a burp!

Zurf!  Zurf!  Go Zurf Go!

532

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hope your round was fun, topdown.  I have no personal ill will toward golf or golfers - I just chose to goad this old sacred cow with a little satire.  I know some very fine people who get much satisfaction from playing golf and I don' begrudge them their fun.

My chosen sport is target archery.  Not the most physically demanding activity, but just like golf it requires skill, concentration, and patience.  I also get my kicks riding my recumbent bicycle.  Archery and cycling (and music, too) are activities that can be frightfully expensive should one choose to invest lots of money in fine equipment.

The only time I tried to play golf was with a girlfriend many years ago.  It was a Monday and the course was closed (that's another story).  She had played a little.  I had never played.  We had fun being together chasing and loosing balls until nightfall.  Together, we also discovered that the chemicals applied to golf greens are not good for your skin.

533

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Excellent plan, topdown!
Just don't let any slick scam artists lure you into any nefarious schemes.
Glad you like the song.

534

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello folks!
I have just posted a recording of 'Talking About Golf" to my MySpace Music page.

Hear it here:
http://www.myspace.com/r200james

(As always, it is a flawed recording of an imperfect rendition of a song that might actually be good.)

535

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Lovely instrument!  I want some of my very own - or at least I want to hold some and discover just how they are made.

536

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello Old Doll - I'm back from delivering our daughter to Savannah.  Was happy to see a lovely new song from you.  I have fixed the minor problems with the voodoo coding.  Great song - I'll give it a twang and howl this evening.  James

537

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

HELP!  They're onto me already . . . lurking in the bushes with their gaudy Sansabelt slacks, Polo shirts, logo visors, spikey shoes, and smarmy cologne!  If you don't hear from me for several days, I've been kidnapped by the Professional Golfer's Association.  Don't pay the ransom - it will only enrich their global criminal network!

Wonderfully whimsical & wildly wacky!

In this neck of the woods 'naked' means without a stitch of clothing on
but 'nekkid' implies that one has intentions of intimacy . . .
Gotta Love It . . . I'll be singing this one in the shower!  James

539

(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jeff, this is lovely - a truly lovely tribute.  I particulary like the line 'Together we survive it all, with her my life is not small'.  That's a bulls eye!  James

540

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ooooh, Old Doll - this is fabulous.  It shall be even fabulouser once you get some music to along with the lyric.  Look forward to seeing this one grow and take on a life of it's own!  James

541

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi michaelc54 & welcome the the chordie forum!

Here is the trick.  Log in, go to your songbook, then scroll down to the very bottom of the page.
There are several choices - pick 'Make songbook available to everybody'.  You will then be asked to give it a name, a category, and a brief intro.

You can also create new songbooks, move songs around within your books, delete songs, sort the order, and make other adjustments using the buttons at the bottom of each songbook.  I find it easiest to have several books where I keep different stuff.  James

542

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

topdown, thanks for the intro to Heywood Banks - a delightfully wacky gentleman.  I'll enjoy hearing more of his stuff.

Actually, what I had in mind as I was writing 'Golf' was the song "Ya Got Trouble" from "The Music Man". This is where the con man is trying to stir up a frenzy amongst the residents of River City over the game of pool - a magnificent bit of theater:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI

543

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Old Doll, So glad that you got a good guffaw out of my golf song!
Roger, I figured you would also appreciate the satire in this ditty. 

Personally, I am calling my congressman to ask that special fact-finding hearings be convened to explore the correlation between excessive golfing and white-collar crime . . . .

544

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello John & welcome to chordie and chordie's forum!

Glad to make you acquaintance.  Would love to see some of your compositions.  This song writing forum is a lot of fun.  I also write for fun and personal satisfaction - it keeps me going and provides a worthy challenge.  James

545

(34 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Great topic, last rebel!

Some of my favorite favorite American writers include John Prine, Stephen Foster, Mary Gauthier, Gillian Welch, Tom Lehrer, Lyle Lovett, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, and Shel Silverstein.

Canadians include Joni Mitchell, Neil Young,  and k.d. lang.

Some Brits I like include Richard Thompson and Boo Hewerdine.

My favorite Australian song writer is Eric Bogel.

I admire any song writer who can tell a great story, paint a vivid picture, or convey an emotion.

546

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

"Oh Danny Boy" is a very popular song at wakes.
(Around here, a wake is the evening before the funeral.  Friends and family gather to socialize and reminisce.  Traditionally some of the attendees will also 'sit vigil' through the night with the coffin)

Personally, this is one of the songs I want sung at my wake:  "My Last Refrain"  by Me!
Here it here:
http://www.myspace.com/r200james
(It is the 3rd one down on the list of 6 songs currently posted)

547

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Happy New Year, everybody!  Here is a little satire  . . . .

Some people claim computer games cause adolescent violence.
Some people claim rock&roll causes youthful rebellion.

But, has anyone ever noticed that all the big-time embezzlers, tax cheats, and financial fraud artists are avid golfers?

Personally, I think golf causes greed in geezers!

Talking About GolfJames McCormick, January 1, 2008


The (whack!) should be the 'whoosh-crack' sound of a golf ball being hit off the tee




[D7]There's a [G7]plague upon society, a [C7]scourge upon our land


[G7]Spreading through our culture, like a [C7]cancer in our glands


It [G7]causes great despair for [C7]the economy


It [G7]causes white collar crime!It [D7]causes crazy greed! . . .




I'm talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack!) yeah golf, it's [C7]even on TV


Where [G7]decent folk and little kids can [C7]watch it constantly


Talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack!) yeah golf, a [C7]game of rogues and crooks


The [D7]kind who steal millions by [C7]cooking up the [G7]books . . .


(spoken)


That's [C7]'G' for greedy bastards, [G7]gambling on the greens


[C7]'O' for offshore bank accounts, [G7]opened secretly


[C7]'L' for lost investments, [G7]leaving widows poor


and [D7]'F' for friends with inside facts for [C7]trading on the [G7]floor . . .




[D7]Well, our [G7]federal penitentiaries are [C7]bursting at the seams


With [G7]con man embezzlers with [C7]evil greedy schemes


These [G7]criminals don't shoot guns, they [C7]don't stab with knives


But their [G7]financial misdeeds have [D7]ruined many lives . . .




I'm talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack!) yeah golf, the [C7]game of greedy thugs


[G7]Country clubs are street gangs with [C7]turf and fancy rugs



Talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack) yeah golf, ad-[C7]dictive just like crack


They're [D7]hooked on shooting under par, it [C7]keeps 'em coming [G7]back . . .


(spoken)


That's [C7]'G' for grandmas nest egg [G7]gone to greedy goons


[C7]'O' for obscene opulence of [G7]overfed buffoons


[C7]'L' for lapsed morality and [G7]illegalities


and [D7]'F' for frozen assets the [C7]courts are gonna [G7]seize . . .


[D7]Well [G7]maybe it's the chemicals in [C7]plastic balls and tees


Or [G7]all the fertilizer they [C7]spread upon the greens


Or [G7]maybe it's the rules that [C7]shrivel up their brains


But [G7]golfers become criminals [D7]greedy and insane . . .




I'm talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack!) yeah golf, oughtta [C7]be against the law


Ac-[G7]counting irregularities, em-[C7]bezzlement and fraud


Talkin' 'bout [G7]golf (whack!) yeah golf, e-[C7]xecutives with perks


[D7]Corporate pirates, a-[C7]moral greedy [G7]jerks . . .


(spoken)


That's [C7]'G' for grumpy geezers for [G7]graft and for greed


[C7]'O' for orange jumpsuits con-[G7]victed for misdeeds


[C7]'L' for loss of liberty a [G7]sentence very long


and [D7]'F' for federal time for [C7]financial [G7]wrongs



548

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Happy New Year to you too, Old Doll!

Glad you like the 'Food Chain' - I've also had my share of holiday goodies.  It's a lovely day here and I shall go for a nice bike ride this afternoon after it warms up a bit.

549

(3 replies, posted in Song requests)

Hi Jordan Alexandra & welcome to chordie!

Don't let the internet intimidate you - it's a wonderful tool for exploration and discovery.  Congratulations on taking on the challenge of learning guitar - don't leave the bass totally behind though because good bass players are precious.

I have searched for the songs you seek, but have not located it anywhere on the web (yet).  With rapidly emerging artists such as Ms. Caillet it sometimes takes a while for somebody to work out and post songs beyond the big breakthrough hits.

Regarding the simplification of chords - check chordie's resource page for a large chord chart.  You can click on any chord and find alternative fingerings.

Again, welcome to chordie and chordie's forum - lots of good people here.
James

Yep, Jerome - the dude is phenomenal.  His instrument and technique are amazing.  Would love to examine that axe close up.

However, what I enjoyed even more was finding the Dave Brubeck Quartet videos there alongside the one you linked.  It is an extreme pleasure to see those cats in action.  I've had the 'Time Out' and 'Time Further Out' albums forever but never saw the musicians play.  Very cool guys - no theatrics, no hi-tech gizmos, no frills - just great musicianship.

Topdown, the Stanley Jordan stuff is also magnificent.  Gotta look him up in Wikipedia to see what he is up to now days . . .