Number 10 Larry
Little furry Larry.
Sometimes with that aimless look photographed in the press.
In his natural furry dress.
Has had lots of problems to address.
Making himself famous.
Amongst all the political mess.
He has had a lot of responsibility to carry.
Does Larry.
In his time at Number 10.
Under his four powerful paws.
He’s had four Prime Ministers .
Enter his residential doors.
From Cameron to Liz Truss.
He is a residential must.
He keeps their secrets and doesn’t break their trust.
In amongst all the turmoil and flurry.
The last one he got rid of in a hurry.
He’s not a doggy purr son.
Its not his scene.
Because of that he never visited the Queen.
To him her Majesty’s dogs were obscene.
He felt far more important in his cat arrogance above those animal things.
In his years at Number 10.
Influential night time parties.
Legal and illegal meetings now and then.
Many glad he couldn’t put paper to pen.
Under him this little thing he has, had more Prime Ministers than our King.
King Charles The Third hasn’t yet met Larry The First.
Or be subject to his meows and purry outbursts.
He has posed with Trump and Obama.
Breaking through the Presidential security armour.
Little furry Larry.
Is a quiet political charmer.
In amongst all the drama he has his own karma.
The press has said Larry the cat is here to stay.
At fifteen years of age, he hasn’t got much to say.
He is happy living his life without no pay.
Will number five at Number10 get Larry’s blessing.
Or will he keep us guessing.