One of the more entertaining things to do this time of year is to check out the names of some of the lesser bowl games coming up between now and the BCS championship.
Some of the more interesting ones follow. These are real (source: http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls ).
>>BEEF 'O' BRADY'S BOWL ST. PETERSBURG
>>San Diego County Credit Union Poinesttia Bowl
>>BELK BOWL (Really? Isn't this a department store which specializes in women's clothing? Really?)
>>Military Bowl -- Pres. By Northrop Grumman (So named because, imagine the backlash if "Northrop Grumman" appeared before "Military".)
>>BRIDGEPOINT EDUCATION HOLIDAY BOWL
>>Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl (The problem with this one is that the name isn't long enough. Could have made it better by adding a few legal disclaimers. I suggest: "Franklin American Mortgage - FDIC insured up to $500K unless you're Freddie Mac or Fannie Mae in which case your mortgage is probably toxic and we won't insure it for jack squat - Music City Bowl, all right reserved.")
>>KRAFT FIGHT HUNGER BOWL (Other causes need to get in on the act. Expect a Susan G Komen "Boobie Bowl" - or similar - before the end of the decade. No joke intended here, folks. Think of the revenue.)
>>TAXSLAYER.com GATOR BOWL (The Gator Bowl used to be awesome in name alone. "Taxslayer.com" is hardly menacing.)
and my personal favorite:
FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL (no snide comments necessary)
Well, enjoy!
'Nom