476

(10 replies, posted in Poems)

It is an atrocity, this is not longer HUMAN! And why? Because of some tunnels and weapons.
I respect everybody, but after reading stories from Belgium doctors, and seeing pictures of children mutilated, women too, I admit that this is too much for words.
A lot of people are going, at a safe distance of cours, to watch all that "firework" over there.
I HATE DISASTER TOURISTS, but I am also guilty. Who doesn't stop to watch a car crash happened on the other side?
I saw 3 times in my career an event you don't see often (and the big boss of BMG, the record company who was a very good friend happened to be witness each time)
1) A dead body, in the middle of a hot day, no head, no feet and no hands. They asked me to estimate when that person (a young women) died. Year: 1983, and I based my conclusion on the fact of a yellow substance = the pre maggot moment. I always loved to become a coroner (here it is always a MD specialized in pathology, and post mortem investigation), they phoned me later to tell that my opinion there was 75% responsible to catch the killers.
2) Saving people from a burning house
3) Saving someone who had drunk "pesticide".
I can't understand the situation there in Gaza, why? Can someone tell me why this is happening?

477

(5 replies, posted in Electric)

What gauge has your high E-string? And yes, in quit some stores they sell strings without buying a new string. But:
1) you have to visit a lot of stores
2) About the quality? The age? I bought different strings, NOT a set, in a store in Dublin. Dozens of single strings, and sometimes you have an entire set, and the only string you need and find is the high E, gauge 0.9 BUT they only have a .10, I did buy the .10 I don't think it will make a lot of difference, concerning the sound.
Maybe you can look for "1 string only"

478

(14 replies, posted in Poems)

Why are all these people so old? like 300 years and more, PROBABLY because there were no MEDICAL DOCTORS I THINK.

479

(14 replies, posted in Poems)

There are a lot of bedtime stories, about Jesus, The bogeyman, you can hear it quit often in movies, and also what people (a lot more in the USA then in Europe = a tradition that disappears) say when the family is all together: "say grace", but I can't remember me at all a complete "say grace".
For me it is as a picture of a little girl who has to "thank Jesus", like Dear Jesus we thank you for the food.......??????????????????? I just found a nice one.
Thank you Lord for what we've had
If there had of been more we would have been glad
But as we've had enough, we won't be sad

Bedtime story, only 1 strophe
I have a Friend, a Friend, so very Dear,
Jesus, you always wipe away my tears,
In life you teach me to walk the right pathways,
In trials Jesus never let me go astray.
THIS IS A REAL SWEET STORY AND BECAUSE IT IS A REAL US TRADITION, SLOWLY DISAPPEARING IN EUROPE = the reason of this very nice and sweet thread.
Or the "bogeyman stories parents tell sometimes.
If you read what fairytales are about, they can be really cruel. See a lot of tales by the Grimm brothers.
Even the Bible, in particular the old testament, it is really horror to me. Like ABRAHAM who heard the voice of God to sacrifice his only son, only seconds away before the burning bush (no NOT him!!) starts to talk and tells that this was a test. Sorry, but this is really a cruel story WITHOUT FINDING SYMBOLS, OR RELIGION-RELATED explication.
This thread goes well as I can see, make it bigger, I think this is a very nice topic.

480

(14 replies, posted in Poems)

I share your opinion, I was planning to post it there, but the reason I didn't was that my mum used to sing songs, and telling/ rhyming short stories.
Since it is impossible to translate I'll try to give an example, straight from some movies.
Bed poetry for children, as written here SOURCE: unknown, has to be real old.
Father, Mother, God; loving me
Guard me while I sleep
Guide my little feet up to Thee
Amen
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE "STUFF" I WANTED TO HEAR, AND THE REASON WHY IT ISN'T POSTED IN THE CHAT CORNER.

481

(9 replies, posted in Electric)

Thanks for the comments.
That guitar, the DUESENBERG TV OUTLAW, is a great guitar indeed.
I did some more research and the single coil seems to be a real P-90 (correction: is made exactly the same as the Gibson P-90), the output, wiring is a 100% match.
French style? I don't know, they say it is an "art nouveau" style, with a special (maybe overdone) decoration, the logo, the headstock, the way the brand is written. I played a lot more now, and I found some great combinations using effect boards or my 2 Korg Pandora's. (PX4D and PX5D) providing me a solid rhythm section. Even unplugged, a wow! In a few years I will sell some of the others. Wgy sitting here at home with a genuine 1964 Fender Stratocaster hanging on the wall.
After my "big battle" I start to enjoy again playing guitar and that is what matters: being happy with what you do.

482

(0 replies, posted in Poems)

I had a dream about the rolling stones
they rolled so fast and hurt my bones
a man who's name is Mick Jagger
chased me with a real big dagger

there was another man named Richards Keith
who'd love to bite me with are they teeth?
I had some luck time was on my side
saved by the bell with my para glide

and then I saw her, that sweet lady Jane
like a rainbow waking me up as citizen Kane
A guy was there doing at least a thousand squats
I saw his face, and yes it was Charlie Watts

483

(9 replies, posted in Electric)

Strange title but true.
Living alone, surrounded by my kids: guitars.
I just won a great battle against an insurance company and yes, that's me, I went to buy my dream guitar a DUESENBERG TV OUTLAW ( http://www.duesenberg.de/duesenberg/en_inst.php?id=tv). I had a Duesenberg 49er, neck: single coil, bridge: humbucker.
The outlaw has the same configuration but is a semi-hollow guitar.
When playing "unplugged" the sound is already great, but "plugged" in an amp, oh boy, you don't know what you hear.
This is the BEST guitar I ever had. Not cheap, but still not a Gibson price (in the USA the price is twice compared to Europe).
This guitar has it all: the cleanest sound I know, up to the dirtiest sound I know.
A lot of great players start to use this guitar as their main guitar (Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Joe Welch: the Eagles, and the list of users is still growing). "is this spam?" I just write how happy I am, having the occasion to play on probably one of the best guitars. There is a bigsby and look to the pictures on the site. There is even an example of the sound using neck, or bridge or both.
How did I discover this guitar? By coincidence, in a store where you can't move if you enter with 5 people. I have Gibsons, a Tele and a Strat, a PRS custom 24, collected over a lot of years and now, I play since months on 1 brand: yes, DUESENBERG. I really hope to be able to record a song and place it on myspace or youtube, but UNTIL TODAY, I CAN'T LET YOU HEAR A SONG, BECAUSE I'M still unable to put a song on these websites. WHO KNOWS A SOLUTION FOR DOING THIS.
Start to check that brand, the more artists get one, the more the price will go up.
THIS DUESY has it all, easy to play, versatile, fast, and the sound? No words, one of the best sounds an electric guitar can produce.
A happy doc today.

484

(6 replies, posted in Music theory)

In the drop D topic, I read that the Rolling Stones play "start me up" in drop D.
Isn't it so that most players, playing in open tuning versus the normal tuning need 2 guitars?
I can't imagine that when you perform, you need to tune your guitar from open to normal, and back to open, you do it with only 1 guitar.
A guitar in open tuning is amazing to play, but can one play almost every song in open tuning?
Like Bob Dylan's songs, or the good old Neil Young? 
CAN YOU PLAY ALMOST EVERY SONG IN OPEN TUNING OR IS IT BETTER TO PLAY IN A CLASSIC TUNING?

485

(19 replies, posted in Electric)

What brand of acoustic do you play? cheap, in-between or expensive?
Alvee33, I can't imagine that the great stores sell, even very expensive guitars in a bad "to play" condition.
If you buy a 4 figure guitar, let's say a Gibson Standard Les Paul, for 2500$, why is that guitar not in a very good set-up condition?
What you wrote reminds me that during my many USA trips, it happened a lot that once you paid a fee, they want you out of that restaurant as fast as possible. I experienced it 2 times in an "all you can eat" restaurant. This story is similar to the story you wrote alvin33, once paid, they almost push you to pay immediately. WHAT ABOUT the warranty?

486

(14 replies, posted in Poems)

WHY?
I would love to hear what your father and mother told you when they put you as little kiddies" in bed.
So it is very easy, in my case not except if you all understand flemish or dutch.
1) BED TIME STORIES
2) THE TYPICAL KID STORIES.

I cannot participate here myself, because I can't translate the stories my mum, even my great mother used to tell.
My "grannie" which I really loved so much, I was her doc too, had a lot of oneliners.
- you need to put a sorry's in a bag before it is full.
- All children are beautiful when they are born, every groom is bad when married, and a person is always good when he's dead. (it is a lousy translation), so I NEED to know your bed time "tales" or what you say or sing when you put your kids in bed.
PLEASE HELP ME. I believe it is a quit relaxing and funny topic, bringing back "old memories."

487

(12 replies, posted in Poems)

Hello again
Just see it as concern.
I am (for 90%) a honest man, the other 10% is for: you need sometimes to exaggerate, or not telling something.
Due to my work as a doc (I had to stop because of the sequels of a car crash = disabled and sitting at home since more then 4 years), I saw a lot of people, and every single day, I tried to help people. That "feeling" will never disappear, and I am indeed afraid to hurt other people because I did or said  something BUT NEVER WITH THE INTENTION TO HURT.
I couldn't help to write as an European and ventilate how most people think or have a similar opinion.
Thanks Turret (are you an US citizen?)

488

(12 replies, posted in Poems)

Dear Turret, I know all about guidelines and nothing about politics.
We try to keep it clean and believe me we  (mods) discussed a week before posting it.
So, if we hurt your feelings = apologies.
There are a lot of rules everywhere, and sometimes a rule can be broken.
See my last phrase.
It is just a poem made by me, knowing nothing about, or a little bit about US politics, that's all.

489

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I use this band to ask a question: what is in fact the difference between a monkey and an ape?

490

(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

YES 40 years ago, I am getting an old fa**, °1955, can you believe it, and still NO BIG HIT!! Let's correct this, a song on the internet.
I still don't know HOW TO PUT A SONG ON THE WEB, what gear do you need? A cable ending in a green and pink jack to plug in your PC, where you plug your headphones in?

HEY JEROME, I mentioned THE BEETLES, who changed 1 letter into an A.
By the way WHAT happened to the MONKEES? I still remember me that I saw them on TV long ago.
I believe the episode started with: Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, is this right?

492

(0 replies, posted in Poems)

I'm trying VERY hard to do the best I can, it is maybe more difficult if your mothertongue isn't English, but to be honest, THIS IS A GREAT SITE TO IMPROVE MY ENGLISH.
If needed you can "point me" on linguistic errors, or phrase structures, I only want to do the best I can.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Gib and yes
I am Gib's son, but Gibson for the friends
I love to play guitar, very good guitars but also less
and most of all I like the weekends

I am a kind of tramp, I adore to sleep where I can in open air
with my guitar as pillow, the six lines in the morning in my face covered by my hair
it's not so smart to use your guitar and sleep right on the strings
but I don't care as long as she plays just right and swings

I didn't choose this life, this life choose me I still don't know why
without guitar I'm lost, a nobody and also very shy
so I enjoy my life laying down with star reflecting eyes right from the sky
a corner, people running up and down, in such a hurry as if they all will die

I love to play sun, rain, snow, wind, hot, cold take your pick
when it freezes like hell, my voice sounds more vibrato, more arctic
and it is so funny to see the faces of the crowd after eating a lot of garlic
do they love me, do they hate me, they tried a lot even arsenic

but yet I'm there, yet I'm here, you'll find me everywhere
they even gave me money to go away and play elsewhere
some days I'm dressed as a clown, or a blind man with short hair
but the passion to play guitar will never disappear and never I'll use software.

493

(12 replies, posted in Poems)

Very nice "poem" replies. It is great to read them. Pro or contra Bush, I also believe, or better convinced that the man was a "pawn" indeed, or a puppet on a string, following orders from people far more important than he was.
Why was he elected? (this is the general consensus here in most of the European countries) thanks to the "OIL barons", and the "weapon lobby"
I still don't understand that he was re-elected, probably because of his looks versus John Kerry.
If it wasn't for the television, Nixon would have been president in stead of Kennedy.
A poem will be written.

494

(12 replies, posted in Poems)

Dear mister former president BUSH
don't walk away like that but please leave in a rush
and hide yourself in an African bush
you have send thousand's of people in an ambush

All those people so young and so dead
they even didn't have cheese on their bread.
Killed in combat coloring in a strange country's sand blood-red
remember this, why didn't you fight in stead sitting on daddy's head

Cuba's eternal enemy and yet a place right there
Guantanamo bay why IN CUBA and not elsewhere
did you do your job well? There is nothing to compare
please be seated and read more comic strips in your armchair

That man is so obsessed by nukes
that a lot, a majority of people pukes
the most powerful man on earth? What a flukes
all what you left in that great white house are spooks

Why, oh why went things so bad, even worse so mad
by leaving that house you will make a lot of people so glad
because maybe now a lot of marked soldiers will come back from Baghdad
I hope they return, but still.... leaving a lot of parents so sad.

Will you pay those weeping, deeply hurted families
who lost a son to what you call your enemies?
"ladies and gentleman we have him" while sending home dead young bodies
Saddam Hussein, will meet you soon to join him to see his execution movies

you might be immortal living with the dancing zombies
fall on your knees before God, Allah and begging please
don't send me to hell, if you want I'll wear nice panties
green, like Robin Hood, or compose a song you can win the grammies.

PLEASE DEAR CHORDIANS I JUST ASK TO KEEP IT CLEAN, AND IF POSSIBLE ANSWER WITH A KIND OF POEM TOO, it would be nice to see your opinions in "poem style"
THANKS

495

(15 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Well, I have 2 answers now and I was afraid indeed that it IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to make a "song list", I wrote some names, but when it comes to favorite songs????.....
Impossible to PINPOINT a particular song. Of course some songs are really "car songs"and have you ever stood still at a traffic light with a 1000$ car next to you, having a 5000$ music installation in his car. When you sit at home you can hear them even coming from a 500 meter distance.
Some songs you can pinpoint like RADAR LOVE.
1) There was once a time, before the animals could talk, it was easy to make such list, but today?
2) The music in my car, better the music I listen to, is very MOOD-RELATED. I can enjoy as much a minuet written by Mozart, followed by SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT by Nirvana.
In fact isn't this not philosophy? , which can be very interesting, you are what you play. AND you are as good as your songs

496

(15 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Of course not the band, but if we have a cd player in our car, the songs we really wouldn't miss driving "respectable distances" (300-500 miles). The songs are not necessarily about driving, but they just sound great while driving ...
For me it is quit easy, I open my player and stuff him with "CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL" SONGS, any of their songs.So if you see a weirdo driving in a mustang convertible and singing loud "who'll stop the rain" that will probably be me.
A list? I think it's very difficult to make one except CCR'S oeuvre , but some NICE AND MUST BE PLAYED SONGS =
1) RADAR LOVE by GOLDEN EARRING ( a band from the Netherlands, they speak the same language as we) but isn't it amazing to notice how fast the way of speaking changes.
2) KASHMIR by LED ZEPPELIN, listen to that intro, one of the best intros I heard.
3) JUMP by VAN HALEN
4) BORN TO BE WILD by STEPPENWOLF
5) A LOT OF BEATLE SONGS like Baby you van drive my car, or if you drive with "Norwegian Wood"
playing listen to the song "texture" especially the rhythm.
6) A lot of ROLLING STONES SONGS
7) THE PASSENGER by IGGY POP
8) BORN IN THE USA by BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
9) GIMME ALL YOUR LOVING by ZZ-TOP
10) PARADISE CITY by GUNS 'N ROSES

SO WHAT IS YOUR "CAR" LIST?

497

(5 replies, posted in Poems)

I do not understand that he sais the FIRST BLACK president, because he is only 50% black and 50% white.

498

(0 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

DEAR CHORDIANS:
I want to make a proud announcement: MY SISTER WHO LIVES IN BERLIN HAS MADE A CD.
MOST OF THE SONGS ARE "TYPICAL FRENCH CHANSONS"
I promised her to help, she was a professional ballerina, but born in 1960, she will be 49 years in April.
Click to play Songs from Katelijne Philips-Lebon:
http://www.lastfm.de/music/Katelijne+Philips-Lebon/Vol

http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1053095   
Tres haut dans le ciel - Katelijne Philips-Lebon

Yes, this is the link to a site where you can hear her singing.
It is a little bit jazzy.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO PROMOTE THIS CD? I was thinking about Canada, she lived there for 2 years in Montreal, to improve her skills as ballerina (1981 - 1982).
Please, give me some advice.

LESPAULGUY: I am from Europe and a fanatic USA lover.
During the several trips I did there, I saw at least 10 times people arrested by cops.
It is as if you are in a "parallel dimension", because it is almost a "show" when they arrest someone.
I was once in Seattle, we just landed there. So I was very exhausted, we arrived at our hotel, and due to a mistake that hotel was overbooked. They send us to a "real better" hotel, but try to find that hotel, in a big city at 02.00h, tired, exhausted. I saw suddenly at least 5 police cars and one of the policemen was handcuffing an afro-american, and while handcuffing he explained us how to get there. I admit, that guy had the size and the muscles (he looked like Dolph Lundgren). WHY IS IT NECESSARY TO PERFORM A BIG SHOW? I know that they use their "sticks" to beat on th back of the knee, resulting in falling down.
I was caught once, on that same trip for driving 50 miles/h in stead of 30 miles/ hour. His arms full of tattoos and as big as my legs. He went to his car, to come back 5 minutes later, asking where we were going, I answered Las Vegas and he told me to spend the fine there. LUCKY ME.
10 miles from the point he stopped our car, we saw him back, hidden very well and invisible for approaching cars, but visible when you passed where he stood.
A FEW QUESTIONS (as European)
- you drive on a highway, in 1 hour I saw 4 cars, and 1 patrol car busy with another car. HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO SEE US? With a "satellite"? A hidden camera? I haven't a clue. Amazing.

500

(7 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Thanks my friend wlbaye. I believe it's probably the first time we are in contact, directly.
Concerning Neil Young I wrote " IF I COULD PLAY LIKE HIM A WOULD BE HAPPY" but my point was and still is
1) he is one of the GREATEST musicians here on earth.
2) if you listen to the songs, especially the earlier songs, and your eyes are closed, GREAT.
3) He has a particular guitar style, and as an ACOUSTIC PLAYER HE IS ONE OF THE BEST, BUT PLAYING ELECTRIC, SORRY FOR THIS: it is a little bit messy.
4) Now I understand why so many people call him the "godfather of punk), because of his unique approach of his guitar. If you listen to the song "like a hurricane" and "cortez the killer"you will notice that he is less brilliant playing electric.