476

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks rhiannon & bonedaddy!
I had a lot of fun writing this one.  A former colleague suggested the basic 'cow belle' idea.  It rolled around in my imagination for a while before anything really clicked.  I'm planning on recording this one soon.  James

477

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Amen, Brother Jeff!  I have to keep reminding myself that long political campaigns help to articulate and prioritize the issues that are most important for the nation.  "Change" seems to have emerged as the underlying theme.

The truth people don't want to hear is simple - just changing leaders is not enough . . . we also have to change fundamental attitudes and behaviors.  Our house of cards is doomed to collapse unless citizens/consumers control their greed for more oil and more junk.

478

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I teach at Mississippi State University (the Bulldogs) where there is a tradition of ringing cowbells at athletic events.  People make and sell elaborate customized cow bells with handles welded to the bell.  If you have a stadium full of cow bell ringers it makes an incredibly loud racket.

Like most universities, human pair bonding is an important aspect of life at Mississippi State.  In the center of campus is the Chapel of Memories.  Many weddings are held there.  It is a very busy place since some women come to college to get an "MRS. Degree" along with their diploma.

This song attempts to relate the "cow bell" tradition to the lovely young ladies (cowbelles?) who are very busy earning their Mrs. Degree.  It is a bouncy sort of country tune.

My CowbelleJames McCormick, January 23, 2008


credit to John Lox for the 'Cow Belle' idea . . .


[C]Here at Mississippi State the [F]women are so fine


They got [C]shiny hair, happy smiles, [G]dressed up to the [G7]nines


They got [C]smarts, charm, wits and wiles, good [F]posture and poise


And if you [C]grab 'em by the handles they [G]make a lot of [C]noise


She's my [F]cowbelle, my cowbelle, [C]shake that ding-a-ling


[F]Sashay it on over here you [G]precious little thing . . . [G7] . . .


Oh, my [C]cowbelle, my cowbelle her [F]daddy's pride and joy


[G]Grab her by the handles she [F]makes a lot of [C]noise


She [G]came to Mississippi State on a [F]pageant scholar-[C]ship


And [G]by the time she graduates she's gonna [F]have that MR[G]S . . .


She [C]got her reservations at the [F]Chapel of Memories


Some-[C]body's gotta walk down that aisle, I [G]guess it's gonna be [C]me . . . [G]




[G7]Well, [C]I was just a lonely guy a [F]very studious nerd


That [C]she would even notice me is [G]totally ab-[G7]surd


But I [C]guess she likes the way I walk or the [F]way I use my brain


Cos' when I [C]grab her by the handles it's [G]totally in-[C]sane


. . . .



[G7]I [C]met her in a Stats class, she [F]always got there late


But I [C]liked the way her lips did pout when [G]she did calcu-[G7]late


We [C]fell in love while studying gettin' [F]ready for a test


She let me [C]grab her handles and [G]you know all the [C]rest


[G]After graduation we [F]plan to settle [C]down


[G]Raise a happy family in a [F]happy little [G]town . . .


Make [C]lots of little Bulldogs we'll [F]raise 'em all up right


And I'll [C]grab her by the handles [G]every single [C]night . . . [G]




[G7]Oh, [C]Here at Mississippi State the [F]women are so fine


They got [C]shiny hair, happy smiles, [G]dressed up to the [G7]nines


They got [C]smarts, charm, wits and wiles, good [F]posture and poise


And if you [C]grab 'em by the handles they [G]make a lot of [C]noise


She's my [F]cowbelle, my cowbelle, [C]shake that ding-a-ling


[F]Sashay it on over here you [G]precious little thing . . . [G7] . . .


Oh, my [C]cowbelle, my cowbelle her [F]daddy's pride and joy


[G]Grab her by the handles she [F]makes a lot of [C]noise



479

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi PPonU4Me & let me add my welcome to the forum.

Jase and Roger both have good suggestions.  You have a delicious dilemma . . . there is obviously some germ of a song in your head, it's just a matter of helping it happen.

Roger is very correct regarding the metre of the song - the rhythmic feel is a great place to focus.  Nonsense syllables might be a way to loosen up your imagination.  Just 'doo-bee-doo' and 'gabba-gabba-hay' along with your chords and see if you can find a pattern that suits your liking.

Melodic lines are fun to play with, but I would suggest getting a topic for your song first.  Songs are best when they are about simple things - big ideas are hard to fit into a song.  Don't feel like you have to change the world with your lyrics.

As you play your chords, what images are conjured up in your imagination.  Freeze-frame an image and then ponder it a bit.  What words or phrases can describe that image?  See if you can get off on a flight of fancy about that image/idea.

I was recently playing around with a 1, 3b, 4, 1 chord set and it conjured up a sort of lurking/menacing feeling.  So, I used that idea and wrote a little ditty entitled "Food Chain".

For me, it is helpful to jot down words or phrases otherwise the ideas evaporate.  I also find that simple physical activities like walking, riding a bike, raking leaves, or doing chores lets my imagination roam freely.

Seemingly very simple ideas can be nurtured into a song. For me, it is easier to nurture and expand on a little idea than it is to compress or compact a big idea into a song.

OK - enough pie-in-the-sky junk . . . Here is a very practical suggestion:
Carry a piece of paper and pencil with you every day.  Keep your ears and eyes open and alert for stuff that is neat/stupid/silly/gross/funny/sad/typical/odd/exciting/boring.  Listen to the voices around you - bits of conversation or words or sounds.

Whip out that piece of paper and jot down something about what you have noticed.  Do this a lot.  You will soon have a whole bunch of ideas any one of which might resonate enough in your imagination to become a song.

Here is another idea that might jump start your creative juices:
Pick an object - any object big or small.  Stare at it and think of all the words that can describe that thing - how it looks, how it smells, how it sounds or feels or where it is.  Jot down all these descriptors.  See what these words or ideas remind you of - think of other words that rhyme or sound like those words.  Think of words that are opposite those words.  Think of words that start with the same letters - - - the whole idea is just to exercise your mind and let your imagination wander.

Sorry to go on for so long - I guess my mind and imagination were just wandering!
James

480

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

OK Doc . . . stop all this nonsense!
I saw your Beep song soon after it was posted but did not respond to it since I hadn't yet had time to read it through thoroughly or give it a bash.  Was hoping to enjoy it at my leisure . . . but now that is not possible.

There is no competition here - just a place to share our creations and hopefully be inspired in our creative efforts.  For me, the chordie forum is a lively source of ideas and entertainment - not an arena for trying to outdo each other.

I'm hoping your physicians can come up with a more effective pain-management plan for you.  And I'm hoping you will follow their recommendations . . . some of the most bull-headed, ornery, cantankerous, and difficult people I know are doctors!  They are naturally intelligent, driven, and competitive individuals who feel they have earned the right to not be told what to do . . .

Lieven, if I lived closer I would pop over to your house right away with some cookies and conversation . . . James

481

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Good news for all concerned . . .

Our Irish diva has agreed to give this waltz a whirl!
Not I wouldn't be simply stunning in stilettos and lipstick - but I simply don't have anything to wear!

I have sent a rough version of 'Good Riddance' to Old Doll.
Once she works her magic on this ditty, I'm hoping it can go up the Friends of Chordie site on MySpace Music.   James

482

(45 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Very well said, Russell!

One thing I have learned about creating songs is that it takes real effort.  Flashes of inspiration must be followed up with determined effort.  For me, the process only works if I do it every day.  Some days things 'click', other days not much seems to happen.  But without deliberate and regular effort, nothing would ever make progress.

By the way, 'My Cowbelle' is taking shape - a few good lines and ideas, but lots of refinement is necessary.  I think this one will emerge soon.

483

(45 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi Tim0473,
Like Russell Harding, I am working on some original stuff.  Had big plans for doing lots of projects around the house on this day off (MLK Day), but mostly just relaxed and took it easy.

Found a scrap of an idea in my song writing notebook - a scribble really - and have been playing with the idea this evening.  Tentatively entitled "My Cowbelle".

Someday, it might actually be a song - but not quite yet!

484

(2 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Hello Mike & welcome to chordie!

Enjoyed hearing your originals on MySpace Music.
Nice covers, too (but the covers might get you into trouble with the copyright hounds).

Check out the Songwriting Forum here for original material from a bunch of chordians.
James

485

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Alrighty then . . . have been pondering who it is in this song and I think I finally figured it out.  It was so obvious that I couldn't see it until I happened to notice the date - then it was clear.

Are there lines of chords missing, or something?  Seems like there might be . . .
James

486

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

hinder_rox07, this is another dandy love song.

I would love to hear you sing your songs.  About this time last year, Roger Guppy was urging me to make recordings of my songs.  I finally started doing it (after lots of urging) and now it has become an important part of my creative process.

Anyway - keep up the good work.  James

487

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

This is fabulous, Zurf!  You are a very very cool dad . . . (at least until she gets to be a teenager and then you will be a source of embarrassment).

Hope to hear the recording - maybe you can send it to Roger Guppy and put it on the Friends of Chordie myspace music page?

I live in northeast Mississippi and we have a few gators in lakes and ponds.  They mind their own business and stay out of sight mostly.

488

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi John - I just fixed a coding error in your posting.  Sorry I didn't see it until now.  The problem was that you used [square brackets] instead of {curly brackets} for the title, subtitle, and comment lines.  The chordpro formatting routine needs those lines or else it won't recognize the file.

I am at a loss as to who the lady might be . . . . very much like the song and will give it a twang and howl a little later.  James

489

(25 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Whack!
There . . . I just extracted a rather large stick from up gerry wood's butt and smacked him over the head with it.

490

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Here's another quirky little song of love . . .

'Tis written from a woman's point of view.
(I'm hearing a certain Irishwoman's lovely alto voice singing this little bitter ballad about love gone bad.)

A rather prominent couple in our area is going through a spectacularly scandalous divorce.

'Ain't no real secrets in a tiny town like this . . .' (hmmm . . . maybe that's another song)

Good RiddanceJames McCormick, January 19, 2008


You say it is [C]over . . . all finished and [F]done


You say it is [C]boring . . . no longer [G]fun


You say it is [C]time . . . to be moving [F]on . . .


And [C]I say "Good riddance . . [G] . . you miserable [C]scum!"


It's [F]not the end of the world for [C]me


It's [F]not the end for [G]me . . . [G7] . . .


It's a [C]brand new beginning, I [F]do guarantee


It's a [C]good, good riddance I'm [G]finally [C]free


You say you're fru-[C]strated . . . stifled and [F]tired


You say you feel [C]trapped . . . and unsatis-[G]fied


You say you are [C]leaving . . . can't take it no [F]more



And [C]I say "Good riddance . . [G]. . have fun with your [C]whore!"


[G]Go on and git . . . get [G7]out of my [C]sight


Your [G]rancid old shadow is [G7]blocking my [C]light


You're a [F]fly in my soup . . . a [C]hole in my boat


[G]Go on and git you [F]horny old [C]goat


It's [F]not the end of the world for [C]me


It's [F]not the end for [G]me . . . [G7] . . .


It's a [C]brand new beginning, I [F]do guarantee


It's a [C]good, good riddance I'm [G]finally [C]free



491

(6 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi bonedaddy -
Roger is correct about the proper form of the commands.  Extra spaces could be the problem.

But, I have also noticed a minor little quirk in the print-from-forum routine.  It seems that some lines will ignore the indent command.  Seems to be certain lines located at specific parts of the page - don't know why.

492

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Just listened to your latest, Roger.
Very touching - very lovely - very good song.
We've been through losing pets several times and it is always a time to mourn and take stock of the life time shared with a beloved animal.
James

493

(7 replies, posted in About Chordie)

HA!  I love it!

I was typing my answer to this query while another administrator was also composing a response - great example of just how helpful the chordie community can be!

494

(7 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi bydna & welcome (back?) to chordie!

Chord diagrams are available for some songs - some songs only have tabs.  Chordie is a search engine that finds, formats, and presents stuff from elsewhere on the net.

If chordie finds a song that is in 'chordpro' format, then chords will be displayed.  Songs in this format can easily be transposed to another key by using the little 'Transpose Chords' thingy on the right side of the song page.

Some songs are found in 'tab' format.  These songs cannot be transposed using the transposer thingy.

When searching through the artist index, it is possible to specify what you want to see listed.  You can specify 'Show All Songs' (default), or 'Only Easy to Play', or 'Formatted Chord Grids', or 'With Tabs'.  Look in the upper right corner of the Artist Listings pages for this selection option.

Go to the 'Resources' tab above and take a look through the listings there for all sorts of useful stuff.

If it has been several months since you last visited chordie, there are indeed many changes.  More features have been added and the number of registered users has grown considerably.

Hope this helps,  James

495

(21 replies, posted in Songwriting)

bonedaddy, I just saw your 'Shut Up and Sing' video.  Bravo!

I am reminded that I need to get a webcam or something - I hope to contribute to the YouTube group, just need the gear & the gumption.  James

496

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hello ivan starr & welcome to chordie!
Glad you like this song and I love that you have given it a bash or two.

Lots of great original stuff here in songwriting forum . . . never a dull moment.

497

(9 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi tcalvano & welcome to chordie!

This weekend there will be some improvements made to chordie's servers.  The changes are expected to take a day.  Your problem may be related to this upgrade process.

Other than that, I don't know why this would be happening - I'm not the programming whiz.
Try this workaround:
Create a new songbook - - - go to your songbook page and you'll see a button there to start a new book.
I know this doesn't solve your problem, but at least you will be able to add to your collection of songs this way.

Hopefully, somebody with more technical knowhow can suggest a real fix.
James

498

(2 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Hi Skipthurma and JRWIND & welcome to chordie!

Maybe this is the problem.  The chords will print in blue.
If you are using a color printer with an empty color cartridge then the chords won't show up.

Or, perhaps you are trying to make the printing process too hard.  Simply click the print icon on the right side of the screen (over by the transposing tool).  Using this button, the song will print out just like it looks on the screen.

Hope this helps,  James

499

(1 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Very interesting - makes me realize just how much ambient noise is in my self-made recordings.  I'm glad there are people out there who revel in the art of recording - I'm still just happy to make a crude one-track recording of my songs.  It would be interesting to know what his studio is like and what gear he uses.

500

(17 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I have just put a recording of "I Believe" onto my MySpace Music page:
http://www.myspace.com/r200james

After doing several satirical songs, I am proud to say this one truly came from the heart.
James