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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihvvf1R_vWo

Albert Collins cooks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFd0e5W … e=youtu.be

If you hate her music you can dig on her tattoos.

Ignore your wife and daughter. Paint it purple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npKVQkp-8KY

For 20 years I leaned my Fender Twin Reverb amp back via the two chrome legs so the sound hit me in the back of my head. This was the only way to hear all the higher frequencies as well as be able to tell what that amp on 4+ volume was doing to my poor audience.
My hearing is now damaged to the point where I have difficulty tuning my E and A strings. Thank goodness for electronic tuners.

Gotta give you an official "attaboy" for your well deserved success, Ed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsyBQ2opa1s

A gift from Old Doll.

Fun drinking song.
Here's another by Pat Dailey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFuNUlbYM8

I only drink beer when I am playing for people. It takes only one to get me in the swing thinking of cool tunes to play. A second beer gets me up and more talkative. Any more than two and my skills begin to decline alarmingly.
toots

Knew a lady who had two sons who were football players. Told me she saw them open the refrigerator and peek in 42 times in three hours.

The last year I delivered mail, there was an armadillo corpse on a slight rise on my path to a mail box. Armadillos really stink after being ambient temperature in summer heat for a week or two. I remembered this fact and took care to alter my path to the box to miss the remains.
Inevitably there was a car that crowded me enough to watch him and made me forget about the former armadillo. I heard the squish as I plastered him all over the underside of my car.
Even techniques that remove skunk smell failed to remedy anything.
Only time-lots of it finally helped a bit.

Got so hot here in Lower Alabama saw two dogs stuck to the same fire hydrant.