Intro:
[G][C][G][D]
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Verse 1:
[G]I am a [C]slave to [G]Henry and [D]T.T.,
For[C]ever at [D]their beck and [G]call,[D]
[G]When they de[C]mand I must [G]give right [D]away,
And [C]I get [D]no pay at [G]all.[D]
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Verse 2:
[G]TT was the [C]first to [G]come to my [D]home,
She tried my [C]seats, my [D]bed and my [G]mat,[D]
De[G]cided my [C]place would [G]suit her just [D]fine,
Adopted [C]me, and moved [D]in, just like [G]that.[D]
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Verse 3:
[G]Then Henry's [C]mum had to [G]move to the U[D]K,
And though [C]fit, he [D]has F.I.[G]V.,[D]
So [G]he could not [C]go and he [G]had to stop [D]here,
So he [C]moved in with [D]T.T. and with [G]me.[D]
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Chorus 1:
[C]Henry and [D]T.T. [C]are both slave [D]drivers,
They de[C]mand all my [D]time and [G]attention,[D]
But [C]I do not [D]really [C]lose out at [D]all,
In [C]return I get their [D]love and [G]affection.[D]
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Verse 4:
I [G]spend more on [C]them than my[G]self each [D]week,
They get [C]prawns for [D]breakfast and [G]chicken for [D]tea,
[G]I just get [C]Corn Flakes and baked [G]potato or [D]fries,
So they get [C]fed far [D]better than [G]me.[D]
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Chorus 2:
[C]Henry and [D]T.T. [C]are both slave [D]drivers,
And [C]I must [D]be completely [G]bats,[D]
[C]I should be in [D]charge as [C]I am the [D]human,
And [C]Henry and [D]T.T. are both [G]cats.[C][G]