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(78 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

10.  Misuse of the "Reply All" button in email.

11.  "Do you want fries with that?"  [Did I ORDER fries with that???? - I haven't actually said this, but I've wanted to.]

12.  Caller:  "We just wanted to give you a courtesy call and thank you for your donation last year, and--" 
Me:  "You're welcome." [click]

13.  You go to a gas station and use a credit card to pay at the pump.  When finished, you request a receipt from the pump.  After a few seconds, the display says "Please see cashier."  [The receipt printer is out of paper, which means you have to go inside, thus defeating the convenience of paying at the pump.  Like I said earlier, I got issues.]

14.  Companies who still send mail to my house intended for my mother.  I can't seem to get them to understand that she died two years ago.

15.  People who make stupid decisions (even after you've laid out the likely unfavorable consequences for them), and then when things go sideways (as you expected) want to find ways to blame anyone or anything but themselves.


There will likely be more as I think of them.  But, I'm finding this quite therapeutic.

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(78 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh, man.  This topic is LONG overdue.  Where do I begin?

1.  (Similar to Zurf's) People who drive too slow in the fast lane and refuse to move over.  Invariably it's a big honkin' SUV being driven by an overweight woman who is taking on a cell phone.  (Hey, it's not a stereotype if it's true.)

2.  People who refuse to acknowledge you when you hold a door open for them.

3.  People who think it is OK to take up more than one space when they park their car.  (Side note:  Years ago I used to carry around fake parking tickets which I would put under their windshield wipers.  The paper said:  "SUMMONS - Notice of Inconsideration.  Did you have to park this way, or are you just a selfish b*stard?"  Maybe I need to get some more of those.)

4.  You go to get a cup of coffee at work and someone who took the last cup left about 1/4" in the bottom of the pot.

5.  People who ding your car door and refuse to leave a note.  (C'mon, people, if you bang somebody's car, take accountability for your actions.)

6.  People who feel like the government owes them a living.

7.  People who refuse to say "I was wrong", even when they know they are.

8.  People who refuse to say "I'm sorry", even though they are.

9.  People who can't win an argument with facts so they resort to personal attacks.  (Here's a clue:  If you argue with someone and end up insulting them, you're probably wrong.)

I'm not perfect by any means, but I do try to treat people the way I would like to be treated.  Be CONSIDERATE, and we'll get along fine. 

Yep, I got lotsa issues . . .

Thanks Pete.  I feel better now.

Xxd0mxx wrote:

can someone at least detect the chords thanks!!!

I might have more time to work on this later, but I think the intro is:  Fmaj7 - G - Am.

That's a start at least.

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(4 replies, posted in Song requests)

This is what I hear.
The song starts out in the key of E and there is a key change up one semitone (to F) after the first chorus.

Intro:  walkup from A to B, then the chords are B A E B
Verse 1 chords:
Tammy:  E A
Tammy:  B E
George: E E7 A Am (not sure about that Am but if it's not right it's close enough)
Both:  B A E

Chorus:
B E
F#
B B7
E A Am
B A E

After the first chorus, there is an interlude similar to the intro, except that it ends with C:
Walkup from A to B, then the chords are B A C (for the key change from E to F).

After that, the verse and second chorus chords are the same as above plus one half step:
B = C
A = Bb
E = F
F# = G
Etc.

Chords for the last line ("if you want to be together") are C  Bb  F

I hope that helps.

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(4 replies, posted in Song requests)

Is this the song you are talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CBka8CTzmc

If so, I can probably work the chords out for you.  I'd just like to make sure this is it before starting on it.

Did the virtual capfire happen on Thursday, 8/2?

I checked in a few times throughout the evening but didn't see anyone online on Skype.

I don't get off work until after 6 eastern (5 central), and may have to go to Houston afterward.  I will join if  I can.  Looking forward to it.

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(13 replies, posted in Acoustic)

janejam wrote:

It is far to much work to use the red.

Sorry, what is "the red"?

dino48 wrote:

Astro I fallowed that in the news,it was a very interesting case. If you did that in california you most likely would be in prison.

If you pulled a Joe Horn in California, you're right.  But if you shot people who were INSIDE your house trying to steal from you, you'd probably be OK, even in California.

Unfortunately for Tony Martin (second URL in my previous post), UK laws favor the criminal in a case like that.  If you want to shake your head in disbelief, read that article.

Thank God for the second amendment.

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(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yeah, that was cool.  here's an article with video:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/surveil … e-robbers/

The comments made by one of the the robbers who was interviewed (in jail) are just . . . well, stupid doesn't begin to cover it.

Jerome:  I hear you.  No argument whatsoever.  Unfortunately our justice system and the media seem to find ways to justify/excuse the crime and "tolerate" the criminal while villifying or blaming the victim.  So if someone does decide to carry a gun for protection and God forbid has to make the decision to draw it and use it, they need to be prepared for everything that will follow.

My favorite "property protection" example is the case of Joe Horn.  This happened here in the great state of Texas, about 45 minutes from my house.  Interesting read if you have the time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Horn_s … ontroversy

My point is that even if you are cleared of criminal wrongdoing, your life will NEVER be the same.  I'll bet Joe wishes he had made some different decisions that day.

EDIT:
But here's an example of the opposite extreme.  As bad as we think some of the laws regarding "rights" are in the US, things could be worse:

<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)>

I can't get the link to paste right, so just copy and paste it into your browser.
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zguitar wrote:

I would have beat that guy until the cops got there. Why are people so stupid? Frustrates me to no end.

Z, I'm not sure who you mean is the stupid one:  the guy who stole the guitar or the guy who owned the guitar for not "beating the guy until the cops got there".  I'll assume you meant the former.

Regardless, with respect, I don't think anybody in the guitar owner's situation would have tried to beat the guy due to a small snippet of info in the article which is easy to overlook:

". . . the wannabe buyer put his hand in his waistband . . . "

The robber was signaling that he had a gun.  Whether he did or was just bluffing, NO piece of property that you own is worth losing your life over.  Even if it is a really cool guitar.

Conversely, let's say the guitar owner was also carrying a gun.  In certain locales he may have been within his legal right to shoot the robber in the back as he was running away.

However, I wouldn't do that either.  As much as I might want to, no piece of property that I own is worth TAKING a life over.

Full disclosure:  I'm conservative, and I am licensed to carry.

Sofie1 wrote:

Can somebody help me with the chords ?

I'm hearing Am in the intro.

The main progression of the song (to my ear) is Am - D - G - Am.

This isn't much, but it should get you started.  Someone with a better ear than mine may be able to help more.

Strumming pattern I would use is just a straight dudududu... but I would pause and do a down as the first stroke on each chord change.  It's difficult to explain.


I didn't watch it all, but the video is a bit racy.  smile

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(10 replies, posted in About Chordie)

Over the past couple of weeks it seems like chordie.com is offline a lot.

Maybe it's just me, but if not, what's going on?

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Roger Guppy wrote:
mekidsmom wrote:

VERY sorry I missed you guys!  Thursday I had a few drinks a little too early and ended up with an extra kid.

That was quick!! It takes most girls 9 months to get an extra kid after a few drinks too early lol

Roger

<rimshot>

LOL!  He's here all week, folks!

That's some funny stuff.  I wonder when she'll realize what she wrote?

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Zurf - I got an IM from Amy wondering if anyone was interested in joining tonight (6/29) but I don't know who all she sent it to.  Hopefully one or the other (or preferably both) of you will be on this evening.  I sent a request to you on Skype to be added to your contacts list.

I'll check in from time to time, although if it gets much past 10:00 pm central I probably won't be able to play (only listen) because my office is not soundproof.

Baldguitardude wrote:

I love a low hanging ball cap brim while I'm singing.... If drunk it helps orient my face to the microphone.

Definitely a song in there:  "Low-Hangin' Ball Cap".

Baldguitardude wrote:

I've also been known to sing in a full face chicken mask.

And there's definitely a story in there which is probably also song-worthy.

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topdown wrote:

The rhythm matters, the beat matters, the feel and tempo matters.

Strumming patterns don't mean a hill of beans.

I think I get what you're saying, but I read your statements above as a contradiction.  In my tiny little mind, the rhythm, beat, feel and tempo are all determined by (or at least influenced by) the strumming pattern.

While I totally agree with your rule #1 (if it sounds good, it is good) there are purists out there, and I'm likely one of them, who expect a song to sound a certain way.  If I play an ABBA song using a boom-chuck pattern, some may think it sounds good (in the name of "interpretation"), but to me it would sound pretty awful.

So maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think the strumming pattern DOES matter.  But hey, to each his/her own.

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(2 replies, posted in Song requests)

MaxPlayback wrote:

Anybody know if tab for Sambora doing Wanted Dead or Alive intro on Mandolin exists ?!?

I'm sure it exists somewhere, but I did a quick search online (as I'm sure you did as well) and couldn't find one.

I did find these two mandolin covers on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1fpj6XxuU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtiazuDuG7A

You might try contacting the posters of these videos and see if they can point you to a tab.

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You're welcome.  Everything is difficult before it's not.

I found a transposable version for you:
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/mike_ … rs_crd.htm

Transpose down 1 half step and keep your capo on fret 1 and you should be in tune with the record.

I wouild play the verse chords like this:  G Cmaj7  G  Cmaj7  Dm  Am  D  G.  I don't hear that C on "in" in the verse, sounds to me like they just stay on D after "wish" until going to G on "years".

Also, don't worry about the F in Dm/F, just play Dm.

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I think the song is in Ab, so if you want to play along with the recording put a capo on fret 1 and use G scale chords.

I'll get you started with the chorus.

(G) loud
(C) clear
(Am) listen
(D) well (or D7, whichever sounds better to you)
(G) hear.

Same pattern for the second half of the chorus.

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(20 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Just a guess, but maybe what she's trying to tell you is that at this point, as long as you can strum and keep a good rhythm that it's more important to work on getting your chord changes down, clean and on time. 

Once you become more adept at changing chords quickly and cleanly, you won't have to think about that part as much, and then you can concentrate on varying your strumming pattern to better fit the song you are playing.

That's the way I really learned how to play.  I was stuck in a strumming pattern and all of my songs sounded alike.  But that allowed me to become much more adept at chord work with my fretting hand.  After that period, chords became more automatic, and then I concentrated on varying my strumming.

Anyway, it worked for me.

348

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Play guitar, shoot guns and DIY stuff.  I like fixing things.

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(9 replies, posted in Music theory)

NELA:

I kinda suck at this, but here's my two cents.

I assume this is the video you are referring to:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQ8dm_NZkc


In my view this song is played in the key of B.


I think you have the B-A-E progression in the verses right.  What's throwing you is that it's not a 1-4-5, it's a 1-b7-4.  Other songs which use this progression (or slight variations of it) are "No Rain" by Blind Melon and "Seven Bridges Road" by the Eagles.  And thousands more I'm sure.

The F# (or it's possibly an F#7 - doesn't matter really) is used to resolve back to the B, which is the giveaway for me that it's in B.

Anyway, that's my contribution.

'Nom

PS:  Good song.  I hadn't heard it before.

PPS:  One more thing, in your post to BGD immediately above you say the song ends on the iv.  I don't hear that.  In the video, the song ends at 2:56 and then another song follows in the video.  I hear a B at the end of "Pray For the Fish" at 2:56.

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(6 replies, posted in About Chordie)

topdown wrote:

... I don't think changing font colors are much of a priority for him.

Thanks, but for clarification, it's not the font color that needs to be changed.  It's the background.

I understand that's probably not a priority for him either, but just in case he reads this.

Again, I suggest yellow instead of green.  Both the black font and the blue link font will stand out against yellow.

Did you make it to Fuller's on your last trip to Houston?