326

(44 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

k is for... k.  It's a very specific instrument named for the sound your computer mouse makes when you heave it at the wall!

327

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

true.

the person below me is wearing pyjamas and fluffy slippers

328

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You are a sly one, Doll!  Mind, so is the mystery date!

329

(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Take it easy, Doc.  Best wishes and your continuing improving health.  Sorry I can't kiss like the Old Doll!

330

(19 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I thought next week was this week, given the age of the first posting!

Not on the plonk yet, have to wait for the wife roll

No Way! that means sharing sad

331

(44 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I is for Iguana Teeth, yet another percussion instrument roll

332

(19 replies, posted in Songwriting)

hey, Doll!

Let us know how the song went down, don't keep us in suspence!

Bonedaddy

My first ever CD was U2's Rattle & Hum.  Queued up specially for it on the day of release... on my own roll

Didn't even have a CD player!

334

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

false, though I have slept with it!

the person below me goes to music stores just to play guitars out of their price range

335

(44 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A is for Andean Nose Flute

F is for flugelhorn

I can't remember much before Tommy OST but maybe some sham 69

cheers

337

(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

You sure you're only 17?  I know it's been said before but you are damn good!

I'd like a couple of minutes alone with the father of that little boy to explain why you don't call kids things like that!  Mind you if it was George Bush you  could understand it cool

Good one

338

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

We are a tough breed on the east coast, must be something in the brown water of the Humber!

I been to your place a few times for the football - nice part of the world, no slapping involved lol!  You can get killed up here now for looking at someone the wrong way.  It's all to do with drugs, knives and idiocy.  Sounds like a song idea!

339

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I'm from Grimsby, a certified Codhead!  Just about an hour from yours.  Did you know I just had to read your post twice... ares and arse being so similar cool

I like the way you write - spelling words as you say them rather than how they should be spelt.  Makes it more interesting!

340

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I'm fine, mate thanks (apart from being freezing).  Glad to hear you're doing ok and like the song says, you don't need that stuff to get you through the day.  Mind you, a fit bird on your arm does help!

Be cool

341

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi guys

A song for JasonHague who provides such excellent lyrics.  A troubled young man but I suspect a heart of gold.  I hope you/he don't mind any liberty taken with this but I just kind of went off on one!  I don't intend to imply that there is a huge drugs habit involved but the idea came from comments made by Jase in his posts/songs.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Cheers and enjoy

About 67Bpm (I found a metronome)

Just Take 5Undefined


Verse 1


Gotta [Am]slow down m8


2 [E]stay in this race


But the [F]only time u can deal with real


Is [Am]time u spend [E]off ur face


[Am]Line it up, [E]huff it down


[F]White stuff, top lip


[Am]Make u look just [E]like a Clown




Chorus


[G]Just [D]take [C]5


That’s [C]all [D]u [G]need


Not [G]whisky [D]or [C]wine


Not [F]junk or[D] weed   


[G]Just [D]take [C]5


That’s [C]all [D]u [G]need




Bridge


So [Bm]work it o[G]ut with [D] [Dsus4] [D]ur [A]guitar


U [Bm]rite so [G]good u cud [D]b a [A]star



[G]Feels so [D]right, [F]guitar in [D]hand


[G]Make that m[D]usic, [F]learn to [A]stand




Verse 2


[Am]Can’t stumble through life


[E]Thinking it’s cool


[F]High chair, school seat,


[Am]Park bench, [E]bar stool


Ain’t p[Am]rogress made


Ur s[E]tanding still


U can [F]make ur way, it j[E]ust takes will




Chorus


[G]Just [D]take [C]5


That’s [C]all [D]u [G]need


Not [G]whisky [D]or [C]wine


Not [F]junk or[D] weed   


[G]Just [D]take [C]5


That’s [C]all [D]u [G]need



but "Under The Bridge" "comes a time" "When I look at the world"    Red Hot Chili Peppers, Neil Young, U2

343

(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oy, watch where you're putting your feet!

344

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Just beautiful.  And I don't even like dogs cool

Knowing that everything that lives is born to die doesn't seem to help when it's happening to you.

Cheers

345

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

So scary because it's so true!

Good one!

I'm the only one on my side of the family with no cholesterol problem.  I eat and drink what I fancy and have never had a cholesterol test in my life - that's why no problem!

Bonedaddy

Yeah, half price deal at tesco again... I got the last bottle but had to crawl onto the shelf and scuttle behind the more expensive ones to get it!

It's a pleasure to help and i'm glad you like it.  Of course if you hadn't written it I would have had nothing to do so thank you!

By the way, what relevence is a dodgy '50s haircut?

Bonedaddy

Hi Guys

Drunk as I am I thought that rather than praise, I would pay homage to this great song by "cleaning up the format"

Here it is in it's resplendent glory:

Pretty TagWords/Music Helena Donovan, Inspired as always and revered!


           


[G]Her inde[Em]pendence is


[Am]Plain [D7]for all tosee


[G]she wears it like a[Em]pretty Tag


[Am]Highest price[D7] the [G] bid was He




[G]His roll of eyes, Ste[Em]ely looks


[Am]She could never under-[D7]stand


[G]One so young andinno[Em]cent




[Am]She loved[D7] you,[G]foolishMan


Chorus.


[Em]Your Ma she never loved you


Was the [Am]cry she heard so long?


[D7]But She did she loved you so


She [G]wrote it in[Em] asong.


In a[Am] song, in a[Dm]song [G]in loveSong.



                                                                             


[G]No Music in yo[Em]urvoice


[Am]your sullen chil[D7]dlikescreen


[G]The honesty of maki[Em]nglove


Was[Am]mixed [D7]with [G] silentscream




[G]She wrote your words so long[Em]ago


She[Am] sang them in the[D7]rain for you


[G]Sang them everywhere wi[Em]thlove for you


[Am]But it n[D7]everease[G]d yourpain.




[Em]Now it’s too late to sing [Am]your song


[D7]your bidding now[G] is done


[Em]for all that you once meant[Am] toHer


[D7]Her pretty tags worth bei[G]ng alone


[Em]alon[Am]e alo[D7]ne ooh [G]ohsoalone.


Hi Guys

Drunk as I am I thought that rather than praise, I would pay homage to this great song by "cleaning up the format"

Here it is in it's resplendent glory:

Pretty TagWords/Music Helena Donovan, Inspired as always and revered!


           


[G]Her inde[Em]pendence is


[Am]Plain [D7]for all tosee


[G]she wears it like a[Em]pretty Tag


[Am]Highest price[D7] the [G] bid was He




[G]His roll of eyes, Ste[Em]ely looks


[Am]She could never under-[D7]stand


[G]One so young andinno[Em]cent




[Am]She loved[D7] you,[G]foolishMan


Chorus.


[Em]Your Ma she never loved you


Was the [Am]cry she heard so long?


[D7]But She did she loved you so


She [G]wrote it in[Em] asong.


In a[Am] song, in a[Dm]song [G]in loveSong.



                                                                             


[G]No Music in yo[Em]urvoice


[Am]your sullen chil[D7]dlikescreen


[G]The honesty of maki[Em]nglove


Was[Am]mixed [D7]with [G] silentscream




[G]She wrote your words so long[Em]ago


She[Am] sang them in the[D7]rain for you


[G]Sang them everywhere wi[Em]thlove for you


[Am]But it n[D7]everease[G]d yourpain.




[Em]Now it’s too late to sing [Am]your song


[D7]your bidding now[G] is done


[Em]for all that you once meant[Am] toHer


[D7]Her pretty tags worth bei[G]ng alone


[Em]alon[Am]e alo[D7]ne ooh [G]ohsoalone.


To Cry You A Song (Jethro Tull)

For Emily, Whenever I may find her  (Simon & Garfunkel)