U-Y-KILT
Well done for such an even-handed approach to a controversial subject!
The oldest whiskey in the world is reputed to be Bushmills, an Irish whiskey that is celebrating 400 years of whiskey making from the same water - this very year. King Kames 1 provided the original licence to distil in 1608. As usual, however I'm sure the authorities only caught on late to a flourishing local industry. Why not help us celebrate it's birthday?
It is made here in Northern Ireland in a small village that looks out onto the wild North Atlantic. Just a few months ago, Bushmills twinned with Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville has a population of 256,231 compared to the 1,319 inhabitants of Bushmills.
I like a Jim Beam - white - but my main wet is the Bushmills Original. Of course you could try making your own ( http://www.homedistiller.org/ ) which is illegal in most parts of the world.
As for who invented distilling, I assume it was some poor chinese guy who failed to get his patent in on time. We should have a "World Whiskey Guy" day to honour him - we'd have to be sure to spell it right, of course ! We could have an international festival of Irish, Scottish and American songs about whiskey.