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(47 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I don't follow you. hmm

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I've got a good tip:
When you're playing something either happy, boring or easy, just scream at the top of your voice:

AAAAGH   mad

It honestely works.

Will

PS: If I'm bugging you just say, and I'll leave you alone.

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(47 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You know sanguine, you and acmecorp  and me should get together more regularly so you can make fun of me more! smile

bobby moore wrote:

You are a very lackluster trainee  parapsychologist if you haven't been to a haunted location and TRIED it yet. You might fail the practical. How do you train to be a parapsychologist? Read lots of MR James stories? 
My friend Madam Blavatsky says Keith Moon told her you can't contact the dead cos they are dead.

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"Very flat Norfolk" to paraphrase Noel  Gallagher and Liam Coward in that great west end hit Private Lives

Yes, well erm, just be quiet and I'll think about it.

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acmecorp wrote:

If you can do Sean Connery, you could pretend to be Ken, that'l get you kinighthood I'm sure smile

I'M TELLING ALL THE MODERATORS YOU MADE FUN OF KEN!

Joke!

No, I'm not funny am I?

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You are very funny but I'll hav to just stop you there.
No reason, I just have to stop you.

People tell ME to grow up, look at you!

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

You can't have a knighthood! I can! Haha!
Don't report me I laughed at your jokes!

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Why do I feel like you're making fun of me? Hm? What's the joke THIS time?
You're talking about be behind my back (which is hard to do on the internet)!
What's going on I'm so confused... sad

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

sanguine wrote:

come on man your paranormal how difficult can it be

No I'm not that's just my user name.
Paranormal means beyond/ beside the normal.
Oh, right very funny roll
It's a topic I explore, not what I am.
Now I think about what you said and what I said HA that's brilliant! lol
Someone should give you a Knighthood! lol

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

acmecorp wrote:

Oh shit, that is too funny smile

What's funny?

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Hi Doc,

I did the paper round 3 times in the past. I'm doing a voluntary thing where I help with touch type club at school next year (year 9). They're not really proffessions though. I'm not really "proffesional" at anything. I'd say I'm intermediate level on guitar. only just though. I've started preparing for Grade 4 classical guitar exams. (It's IMPOSSIBLE!) I hope to be REALLY good at something by the end of year 9. I have a lot of goals for year 9, one of the other ones being to score a basketball shot from 50m out! I s'posse a Parapaychologist is a proffesion?

Cool topic anyway.

Will

gitaardocphil wrote:

They still write that Elvis is still alive, like they also wrote that Paul McCartney was dead, because of the sleeve of the album abbeye road.
To conract spirits, I don't know, and I am very interessed in a lot of things who are called "paranormal." You have to admit that there are a lot of (strange) facts you can't explain.
I wanted to ask something, about haunted places. If you watch a movie, or read articles, I have the impression that the most of them are in England. I confess that I never visited a haunted house, and it is not because you see nothing that there IS NOTHING. Can people see a virus, using just their eyes? NO, but still it exists, example AIDS virus. I admit that I am open 100% for this very interesting item, and sometimes, when playing guitar, I have the impression, is it real or not?, that suddenly having a deceased artist in my mind, I start playing more in the style he used, and MORE, I have the impression that on some moments, I play twice as good, asking myself why. I hope to see more answers on this topic.
Greetings

Very interesing reply, cool.
I've had quite a lot of luck talking to ghosts, but on my last vigil, I forgot to use aguitar. D'oh! If you have a desceased artist in your mind, my only explanation is that your mad. Don't worry it's quite common, don't take offense to that! The weirdest thing is that you could be very slowly developing a psychic ability, and you have a spirit guide talking to you. I would not noeally recommend being a medium, even though it's extremely unlikely you will. (what's this got to do with guitar? oh well!)
I hope to be aParapsychologist some day, I'm already quite knowledgable on the topic. Sorry if I'm bragging there, I can't help it.

Will

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I'm not talking paranormal, I just saw something called a ghost note in a tab, it was symbolised by two brackets ().
  Thanks for your help! smile

Will

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(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I haven't managed to decide on any good pics for an avatar yet, so please send me any ideas.
   Thanks,

Will

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(47 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi David's son,

I wish I was more like you

Will

Come on everyone say something, this is interesting!

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Okay thankyou for your replies,
but STOP CALLING ME PARANORMAL! I'M NOT A GHOST!

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Maybe I should do that...
No, people will think I copied you.

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upyerkilt wrote:

is paranormal guitar one person?
Is it two people using the same id on the same computer?
Is paranormal so confused he thnks he is two or three or ten people?

Or do you like replying to yourself in a gratulic sort of way?


Ken

No, I'm just being humourous (how d'you spell that?!)
I mean, what does diplomatic mean anyway?

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acmecorp wrote:

Will, you didn't say what the magazine is called smile

No, it's called "Guitarist"

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mhebert wrote:
alvee33 wrote:
(0)==#paranormal guitar wrote:

They say I have the fastest right hand in Britain...  big_smile

Will

Lmao.

That tends to happen when young men get to a certain age. Don't worry, they say it's quite natural.

Thats just too funny!

Shut up.

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No, I'm never going to do a gig I don't think. I stand by the fact I'm not cool enough.
I'll just busk, it's easier. Plus, who'd listen to me in a club or something
yikes there's a scary thought...
Actually, I've played in an asembly before in year 6 at my old primary school. I did a few things, including Wild Thing by the Troggs.
Is that a gig?

Oh and well done David I'm sure you've done great! I envy you. I'm actually staring to wish I was dead again, I better listen to Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

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(34 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yes, Paranormal really needs to get a life and just grow up.

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Ooh, I'm in trouble! Haha, oh dear I hope nobody makes a big thing of this... the van Halen quote is funny though.