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PHILOSOPHERS SONG Monty Python
[D]Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely [A]stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the [D]table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich [G]Hegel
And [A]Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as [D]Schlagel
There's nothin' [A]Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates him[D]self was [B7]permanently [E7]pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'
But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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