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Christmas Song Adam Sandler
[CM7]So many presents. [D9]So little time.
Verse:
[CM7]Santa won?t be [E9]coming by my [F9]house this ye[D9]ar,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
O Mo[CM7]mma made it [E9]perfectly clear[F9],
Santa [D9]don?t like bad boys.[CM7] [E9] [D9]
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
[CM7]Ginopconop(lol?) and [E9]Lego blocks are [F9]what I desire[D9].
So [CM7]why did I have to [E9]set the pizza guys [F9]hair on fir[D9]e?
I t[CM7]old him I was [E9]sorry?. I?m a l[F9]iar so [D9]no toys for me. [Cm7] [E9] [D9]
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
I [CM7]couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the [Dsus]holidays neared,
But [Em]then I told [Dsus/A]Grandma that she [Csus/G]had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
[CM7]Rockum Sockum [E9]Robots is [F9]what I was hoping [D9]for,
And [CM7]then I made a [E9]death threat to V[F9]ice-President G[D9]ore.
Oh [CM7]Santa won?t be [E9]knocking on my [F9]door
He?s a [D9]big fat whore [CM7] [E9] [D9]
(NC)
What made me say that?
Verse 4:
[CM7]Shoots and ladders would be so[Dsus] good indeed,
So [Em]why did I have to [Dsus/A]sell that cop a [Csus/D]bag of weed.
So Sa[CM7]nta please give me my [Dsus]easy bake oven,
I [Em]swear I thought [Dsus/A]Billy goats were [Csus/G]made for lovin?
So [CM7]Santa won?t you [E9]accept my [F9]apology[D9],
S[CM7]anta can?t you [E9]see I?m [F9]Begging you plea[D9]se,
Oh [CM7]Santa next [E9]year I?ll do you [F9]right?.
Live from [D9]New York it?s Saturday [CM7]Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7: x35453
x13241
D9: x54555
x21333
E9: x76777
x21333
F9: x87888
x21333
Dsus: x57755
x13411
Eminor: x79987
x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
Csus/G: [113411]335533
[113411]
I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000
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