YOLO The Lonely Island
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[Cborus]
[F]You know that we are still young[Bb], so don't be dum[Dm]b
Don't trust anyone,[Bb] 'cause you'll only live once.
[Verse I]
[F] Uh, you only l[Bb]ive once that's the motto,
[Dm] so take a chill pill eas[C]e up the throttle.
Never [F]go to loud clubs 'cause it's [Bb]bad for your ears,
your fr[Dm]iends will all be sorry whe[C]n they can't hear.
And stay the h[F]ell away from drugs 'cause they [Bb]not legal,
then bury [Dm]all your money in the backyard[C] like a beagle.
'cause you should [F]never trust a bank they've been [Bb]known to fail,
and never t[Dm]ravel by car or bus, [C]water, by rail.
And don't tr[F]avel by plane and don't [Bb]travel at all,
build a [Dm]bomb shelter basement with [C]titanium wall.
And wear tit[F]anium suits in case pi[Bb]anos fall on 'ya,
and [Dm]never go to saunas 'caus[C]e they're crawling with piranhas.
And n[F]ever take the stairs 'cause [Bb]they're often unsafe,
you [Dm]only live once, don't let it[C] go to waste.
[Cborus]
[F]You know that we are still young[Bb], so hold on from the f[Dm]un
Cook your meat 'till it's done[Bb], 'cause you'll only live once.
[Verse II]
[F] Yeah, and here?s a[Bb]nother piece of advice:
[Dm]Stay away from kids cause their [C]hair is filled with mad lice.
[F]There?s no such thing as too [Bb]much Purell.
This a [Dm]cautionary tale, word to [C]George Orwell.
So don?t [F]1980 force any pl[Bb]ugs into sockets.
[Dm]Always wear a chastity belt and [C]triple lock it.
Then h[F]ire a taster make him c[Bb]heck your food for poison.
And [Dm]if you think your mailman is a spy t[C]hen destroy him.
No bl[F]ankets or pajamas they can [Bb]choke you in your sleep.
Two [Dm]words about furniture: killi[C]ng machines.
Board your [F]windows up the sun is [Bb]bad for your health.
And always [Dm]wear a straight jacket so you[C]r safe from yourself.
[Verse III]
Uh huh, [F]Take no chances (no chances)
[Bb]Stop freelancing? (right now)
[Dm]Invest in your future, don?t dilute your finances (uh huh)
[F]401K, m[Bb]ake sure it?s low risk
[Dm]Then get some real estate (how much?) 4.2%
[F]Thirty year mortgage,
[Bb]that?s important, that?s a great deal
[Dm]And if you can?t afford it, don?t forge it on your last bill
[F]Renting is for suckers right n[Bb]ow. A dependable savings,
[Dm]And you?ll retire with money in [C]your account. Beast!
[F]YOLO, say [Bb]no no.
[Dm]Isolate yourself and just roll [F]solo, be care-[Bb]folo
[Dm]You oughta look out also stands [C]for YOLO.
[Cborus]
[F]You know that we are still young[Bb]. Burn the prints off your thum[Dm]bs
Then pull out all your [Bb]teeth, so you can?t bite your tongue.
[F]Only on this earth for a short time, time
So [Bb]don?t go outside, cause you don?t want to die,[Dm] die.
Just take our advice and hide[Bb] and scream YOLO to the sky.[F]
You oughta look out.
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